1. When you reach the top of the mountain, you realize that there are only a few steps between the wrong road and the right road.

2. "Do you think I love money so much?" "You are!" "I'm ashamed" "It's okay to know how to be ashamed" "Be shy and happy."

3. Li Dazui’s mother: I eat more salt than you eat rice!

Li Dazui: That’s because you are so harsh!

Li Dazui’s mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have walked!

Li Dazui: That’s because I’m too lazy to move!

4. Guo Furong praised Xing Captou: He is truly the tyrant of Qixia Town!

Li Dazui: Who is the "Yima"?

Scene 1: The breeze and bright moon steal my heart?

Lu Xiucai often kept talking, and one day he was exchanging words with the boss's wife...

Lu Xiucai: The breeze and the bright moon are scratching my heart, but you might as well gouge my heart! (Ask the landlady) What other words are there?

Lady Boss: Steal my heart!

Lu Xiucai: Yes! The cool breeze and bright moon steal my heart! Ha ha!

Scene 2: Faye Wong is in the painting?

In order to prevent Mo Xiaobei from losing at the starting line, the boss lady asked her to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the painting teacher came...

Teacher: Is this Li Kui?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.

Teacher: Oh, what about this?

Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei. Teacher: What about this?

Mo Xiaobei: Faye Wong.

Everyone: What does Faye Wong do?

An extra actor: Singing!

Funny lines

"Who can avoid being stabbed in the rivers and lakes? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutritional supplement of Huashan Sword Theory."

"Each of you go back to your own home and find your own mother!"

"Lang Jun~~Are you hungry? If you are hungry, tell Shi Niang, Shi Niang I’ll make you some noodle soup, ah ah ah ah ah ah hey. Mr. Lang, are you so hungry? If you are so hungry, just tell Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu will make you some noodle soup.”

"Have you ever been to the Second Spring in the World? I heard people talk about it twice. There is Erqing Temple next to the Second Spring. In that Taoist temple, there are two Taoist priests. They like to play the erhu next to the Second Spring , the song is called "Er Quan Ying Yue"

1. Xing Baotou: People pinch?

Lady Boss: All of them are dead.

Xing Baotou: All dead? When did you die? How did you die? Where is the crime scene? Are there any witnesses, physical evidence, or temporary residence permit?

2. A martial arts secret book from my master was placed in front of me

I did not cherish it and only regretted it after losing it

The greatest pain in the world There is nothing better than this

If God gives me another chance to come back

I will say three words to Master and blame you

If I have to give this If the period of complaint is increased, it will be ten thousand years...

3. My brother, I live on the edge of Pinggu City

I have a house and a field at home, and my life is endlessly happy

< p>Who knew that my master was arrogant and unreasonable

He said that my martial arts skills were destined to lead me to Mount Cuiwei

...

4. If God could give me the last Once I have a chance, I will say three words to Li Dazui - put less salt!

5. When you reach the top of the mountain, you realize that there are only a few steps between the wrong road and the right road.

6. ---I eat more salt than you eat rice.

——That’s because you are being harsh.

——I have crossed more bridges than you have walked.

——That’s because I don’t want to move.

7. Who can avoid being stabbed in the rivers and lakes? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder has miraculous effects when used internally or externally. After being knifed and smeared with a bag, I still want to be knifed a second time. If I dodge my waist and eat a bag, I will live to be two hundred and not look old.

Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, and the designated nutritional supplement of Huashan Lunjian are sold in all major drug stores and medical centers in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark!

8. Li Dazui said to Huilan: "It's good for you and me, but it's really good for everyone to be good!"

9. You are a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. Two hundred and five!

There is also R-B from Xiao Guo and Xiucai

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