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Zhou Libo's famous words of life philosophy
Zhou Libo, the founder, host and actor of Shanghai School Qingkou. His stunts are unique, his performances are harmonious and entertaining, and his lines are full of Shanghai thinking and rich imagination. Here, I bring you Zhou Libo's famous philosophy of life.

Zhou Libo's famous words of life philosophy

1) There will always be such a person, maybe he is excellent and good-looking; Or maybe he has nothing and looks ugly, but we just love him; We will only pay for him and wait for him, because he doesn't even know himself. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years. Finally, I suddenly woke up and looked back: this person is nothing more than that, just ours? Stubborn? Love him.

2) people's troubles are just one sentence, they can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it.

3) If you have 10,000 yuan, buy a suite and collect our love; You have 10 thousand yuan, buy a car and drive our love; You have 10 thousand yuan, buy a diamond ring and witness our love; You have 10 thousand, go for an outing and let our love fly; You have 10 thousand, candlelight dinner, romantic our love; You have 10 thousand yuan, buy a bottle of water and water our love.

4) Why do boys wear long trousers as hooligans and girls wear long trousers as stockings? Why is it abnormal for boys to wear boxer shorts to the streets, and why do girls wear boxer shorts? Why do boys wear vests and superiors are men, while girls wear vests and suspenders? Why ah! Why!

5) Three things in life: learn to close the door, learn to calculate, and learn to give up. Say three words: forget it! It doesn't matter! It will pass! Learn three kinds of happiness: helping others, being contented and enjoying yourself. Learn three noes: don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, don't punish others with your own mistakes, and don't punish yourself with your own mistakes. There are three hates in life: one hates begonia without fragrance, the other hates shad with thorns, and the third hates a dream of red mansions.

6) Tang? Don't say that you love me endlessly, you are serious, because I may do some crazy things, such as believing it. -Don't say you love me easily unless you are serious, because I may do some crazy things, such as ... trusting you.

Love is a lie that we all believe.

8) A few overbearing words, which one do you like? Don't let yourself suffer, my shoulder is a decoration. You are not allowed to stay up late. It's tiring to stay up late, okay? I will feel bad when you are tired. You are not allowed to get up early. Don't get up before I prepare breakfast for you. Don't be paranoid. I have such a big heart that I pretend to be full of you. You are forbidden to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

9) :? Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure. ? Do you think I'll watch you die? Absolutely not. I close my eyes. ? The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am in telecom and you are in Netcom. ? Spitting is used to count money, not to reason. ? If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

10) a lie that women love to tell: Tell me a story about you and her, and I won't be angry. I'm an old couple. I don't want any Valentine's Day gifts. I really don't think I'm right for you (I don't like you at all). I don't want to have a boyfriend for the time being (get out of the way! You are less than half of my criteria for choosing a spouse. I have a person in my heart (that person is specially made up by me for people like you)

1 1) It doesn't necessarily rain on cloudy days. Breaking up is not necessarily the saddest thing. Hatred may not last a lifetime. Disappointment is not necessarily despair. Facing is not necessarily the most sad. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. Yes, it doesn't have to be together. Silence is not necessarily indifference. Lose, not necessarily no longer have. Failure does not necessarily give up. Miracles don't always happen. As long as this second is not desperate, there is hope for the next second!

12) This city is big enough to accommodate all your quirks and habits. People are busy with their own lives and regard indifference as respect for privacy. It's okay, okay? That's good. It's okay. Everyone says so, and so do you. You don't care much about those who come to you to complain, pour out the bitter water and leave you to move on, because you just pretend to listen. The world is so big, but we are still so lonely!

13) What you must do with your girlfriend ① Leave your boyfriend and be the best partner for shopping; Beauty and fitness work together for beauty; 3 the other person's emotional trash can; Listen to each other's nagging; 4 go to the physical examination together; We should all be healthy; ⑤ Watch the performance together; Let's scream together. 6 self-timer looks good; ⑦ Sing ktv together, we have an appointment. Children's shoes, have you done these things?

14) Women should not be too beautiful. If she is too beautiful, she will be called a vase. Women, don't be too smart, too smart will be called invisible killer; Women, don't be too sexy, too sexy will be called ostentation; Women, don't be too gentle, too gentle will be scolded for having no opinion; Women, don't be too strong, too strong will call men and women; Women can't be too cute. If they are too cute, they will be called naive and ignorant. It's hard to be a woman!

15) The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked:? How to treat firecrackers casually in the city? Grandma:? What else can I see? Just look through the window.

16) one-line program. Kind people always say I'm simple, but I know they're just embarrassed to call me SB. When you are young, if you love, don't say forever, say cherish. . TT, I always knew it was a browser, but later I learned it was the name of something else. The quality of military quilts is good, and there is no signal when the mobile phone is hidden in the quilt!

17) the immaturity of girls: regard love as the most important thing in life; Show your temperament through clothes; Easily blindly change yourself for men; Tell everyone about their emotional experience; Keep asking your boyfriend? Do you love me? ; Easily meet netizens; Use the reason of pregnancy to retain feelings; Always fantasize about marrying a rich man; Always refuse to admit mistakes; Think of lovelorn love as the end of the world

Selected sayings of Zhou Libo's philosophy of life

1) A man needs 10,000 yuan to buy a car, but this man has only 10,000 yuan with him, but he is short of 10,000 yuan! Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door, so he went over to the beggar and said, please, give me yuan, I want to buy a car! ? After hearing this, the beggar generously took out 100 yuan and handed it to the man, saying, buy me one, too. ?

2) There are two kinds of the most difficult feelings in this world: one is that the man who always only knows tears has shed blood for you. The second is that a man who only knows bleeding actually shed tears for you.

3) Learn these things: others are proud of their talents, but you are open-minded. Others show off their eloquence. And you think too much and say too little. Others try their best to attract attention, but you keep a low profile. Others fight with each other, but you stay away from right and wrong. Others are straight, you are. Others compete for the head, and you make progress. Others can't afford it, but you can bend and stretch. Others are cocky, but you don't show off. Low-key: attitude, wisdom!

4) If one day, you say you miss me, I will tell you: it's late. .......

5) Giving up is a kind of wisdom, and defect is a kind of grace: when you have six apples, you should give others five apples. On the surface, you lost five apples, but in fact you got the friendship and goodwill of five people. When others have other fruits, they will definitely share them with you. You will get an orange and a pear. In the end, you may get five different fruits, five different flavors, five different colors and five personal friendships.

6) 。 Why not? Do you have a boyfriend? Just say it? I want to chase you? ; Why not? Why haven't you come home yet? Just say it? I'm worried about you? ; Why not? What are you doing? Just say it? Did you miss me? ; Why not? You think I want to! ? Just say it? Because I love you? ; Why not? Will you leave me? Just say it? I can't live without you! ?

7) Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical. You never know which will come earlier, the accident or tomorrow, so all we can do is try to live today well. Please remember: today is always the tomorrow that people who died yesterday expect.

8) A person often has the same dream, in which he always finds that he has discovered a great world secret, but when he wakes up, he doesn't remember anything. Finally, one day, he made up his mind to dig out the secret, so he put a pen and paper by the pillow and went to bed. When he dreamed again, when he seemed to wake up, he wrote down the secret of this world. When I woke up, I saw on the paper that bananas are big and their skins are big!

9) If one day we lose our memory and forget what we want. If one day we lose our voice and cannot express it. If one day we are blind, we will never see it again. If one day we lose it, we will never get it back. If one day we break our promise, we are no longer trustworthy. If one day we can't communicate, can't tolerate, can't talk, can't extricate ourselves, and there is no law and order ... what are we left with?

10) ? I'm not your raccoon. It's fun to play without you ? Life is too short to be sexy. ? Either endure it or be cruel. ? Part I: Maybe it seems so; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible. ? There are some things that don't need to be wrangling, superficial obedience and secret resistance. ? Dare to admit mistakes and never change. ? A man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away. ? The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

1 1) Don't cut corners, or you will run away in vain; Don't take a long detour, or you will be late; Don't go astray, or you will go to jail; Don't go to the underworld, or you will get a knife; Don't just want, pay less; Don't worry, be sure to avoid impatience; It is natural to ask for nothing in return; Don't get it in a hurry, there will be no troubles if you are calm; Don't be afraid of people laughing, see who laughs till the end; Don't pretend to know and ask if you don't understand.

12) I took the exam once in the third grade. Because I didn't review before, I got up and left the examination room when I saw that I couldn't answer most of the questions in the history exam. The teacher was surprised. I said, should we teenagers pay more attention to the future?

13) Chinese cabbage, radish, kelp, vermicelli and tofu go to the restaurant happily. People ask: Why go? Go to eat shabu shabu! ? The man then asked, who is treating you? Mutton! ?

Frye made great efforts to write a love letter to the girl he liked. Finally, he said: I will answer this paper and wait for your admission notice! ! ! Not long after, the reply came, with only four words in it: the quota is full. Frye refused to give up and sent another letter: How about I sign up for the next issue? This reply is: wait until the beginning of next semester!

15) A Dai comes to the restaurant: Give me a meatloaf, some bread and a kind word. When the waiter brought meatloaf and bread, A Dai asked, "What language do I need?" ? The waiter whispered, don't eat this meatloaf!

16) female: I have a boyfriend. M: I don't mind. I still like you. Comments from others? What a spoony man. M: I already have a girlfriend. W: I don't mind. I still like you. Comments from others? Shit! Shameless mistress

None of us are perfect people, but we must accept our imperfect selves. Comfort yourself when you are lonely; Give yourself warmth when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, bid farewell to dependence, and bid farewell to your weak self. Life is not only warm, the road of life will not always be smooth sailing, but as long as you have confidence in yourself, know your own value and cherish yourself, you can face all the imperfections in the world calmly.

18) People must travel, especially girls. A girl's knowledge is very important. If you read more, you will naturally open your mind and broaden your horizons, which will affect your views on many things. Traveling makes people knowledgeable, especially girls. It will make them more confident and will not get lost in the material world.

19) I have been to your world, but it's a pity that I just passed by; I hate it when you live in my heart. I am your passer-by, but you have become a permanent passer-by in my heart ... I can't find any reason to be sad, and I am not qualified to judge you no matter how you treat me.

20) Three laws of the workplace; : either bear it! Either hard! Or get out!

2 1) Seven sentences that let you see through life: The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. If you are not strong, who will make you weak? Look at a complicated life with a complicated mood and take a complicated road. Live a carefree life with indifference. Occasionally recalling the past makes me feel that my life is going backwards. Expectation, waiting, failure, life is so tangled. It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

There is an egg in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The first egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~! The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The first egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~! The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ Does the first egg have Mao Mao? The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

23) There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The reason why people are unhappy may also be that they have delayed. Too obsessed with a person, a relationship, a thing, how much youth can you waste?

24) Fall in love too late and get married too early; Spend money. No, it's too difficult to make money. Not interested in playing, not graduating from work; Too young to be with the queen and too old to be with the queen? Is that you?

25) 。 The hunter resisted shooting rabbits and suddenly jumped out of a black bear. The hunter was caught before he could shoot. Half an hour later, the black bear still pounced on the hunter. The hunter wondered: What is this swelling? Suddenly, he saw a piece of cloth around the neck of the black bear, which read: hug the bear.

26) guy:? Sir, I really hope to come again next year to congratulate you on your birthday. ? Old man:? Young man, you are so young and strong that you should have no problem living until next year. ?

27) Each of us is like a clown, playing with five balls, which are your work, health, family, friends and soul. Only one of these five balls is made of rubber, which will rebound when it falls, and that is work. The other four balls are all made of glass. If they fall to the ground, they will break. This passage is worth pondering.

28) A wise man can see through, so there is no dispute. Open-minded people want to get through it, so they don't fight. He who gets the word knows God's will, so he is in no hurry. (4) Sages are humble, so they are not noisy. (5) Reasonable people can let go, so they are not stupid. Confident people are willing to work hard, so they won't miss it. 7. People who value righteousness make friends all over the world, so they are not lonely. Today, people with deep feelings are indifferent to fame and fortune, so they are not lonely. Pet-name ruby quiet pedestrians far-reaching, so don't fold. Attending contented people are always happy, so they are not old.

29). Because money is treated like dirt, flowers are always inserted in cow dung. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants. Women are conceived by men, and men are conceived by men. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people look in the mirror when urinating. Tears on the wound have the same effect as salt on the wound.

30) How many times have you experienced physical pain? Bite your tongue while eating. ? I fell asleep in the car and hit my head on the glass. ? Play with clips, pinch hands. ? Sitting in a chair and shaking it, I fell down. ? Left foot mixed with right foot fell. ? Touching the corner of a table or cupboard is very painful. ? Tear and paste hard from the body. ? Zip up the clothes and clip the meat on your chin. ? Step on the stairs and suddenly fall down. I've been there. That is invincible!

3 1) There are differences between men and women. Women can't stand being old and men can't stand being poor. . Women get married when they are desperate. A man is desperate, and a woman will divorce him. . A woman's being a lover makes a man's heart ache, and being a wife makes a man have a headache. . A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry, and a man's housekeeping skill is lying. . Men can write poems when they fall in love with women, women can dream when they fall in love with men, and men and women can do it when they fall in love? .

Ten men and a woman were released on the island. Three months later, they saw men making a sedan chair and carrying women to play. That woman is charming and charming, and her face is like a peach blossom! Ten more women and a man were released on the island. Three months later, they saw women around a coconut tree, some throwing stones and some fiddling with the fruit. That man is as thin as a monkey. If he holds on to the tree, he won't come down.

33) I can't rely on anything these days, I can only rely on myself, for short: me? Shit!

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