Mark Twain, an American writer and speaker, is the founder of American critical realism literature. Humor and irony are the characteristics of his writing. His representative works include the novels "One Million Pounds", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", etc.

1. Sometimes truth is more absurd than fiction, because fiction is carried out under a certain logic, while reality often has no logic at all.

2. The only way to stay healthy is to eat something you don’t want to eat, drink something you don’t want to drink, and do something you don’t want to do.

3. Whenever you find yourself siding with the majority, you should stop and reflect.

4. Wrinkles only mean that the smile has been there

5. Don’t tell the truth to people who don’t deserve it.

6. Even if you shut up and look like a fool, it is better than opening your mouth and letting others confirm that you are a fool.

7. Humans are the only animals that can blush, or The only animal that should blush.

8. If you adopt a hungry poor dog and make it comfortable and smooth, it will not bite you. This is the main difference between a person and a dog.

9. If your friends start commenting on how young you look, that’s a sure sign that you are getting older.

10. If I was born eighty years old and grew up to eighteen years old, my life would be infinitely happier.

Wilde

Oscar Wilde, born in Dublin, Ireland, was one of the greatest British writers and artists in the 19th century. He is famous for his plays, poems, fairy tales and novels, and his aestheticism Representative figure, the main force of the aesthetic movement in the 1880s and the pioneer of the decadent movement in the 1990s.

1. There are two tragedies in life. The first is not getting what you want, and the second is getting what you want.

2. Be yourself, because everyone else has done it.

3. Life is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist, nothing more.

4. Living the life you want is not selfish, asking others to live according to your wishes is.

5. We would definitely throw away many things if we were not afraid of others picking them up.

6. When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now that I am old, I realize that it is indeed the case.

7. What are the main reasons for divorce? marry.

8. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others. This is called romance.

9. Life is one stupid thing chasing another stupid thing, and love is two stupid things chasing each other.

10. The only difference between a casual act and a life-long commitment is that the casual act lasts a little longer.