Drinking is forbidden in heaven, so I came back to earth to share this cup of wine with you.
3, beautiful women have to be reasonable.
4. Being in love is like drinking. You are happiest at seven, especially when it is too late.
5, falling in love with one person is happiness, and falling in love with two people at the same time is trouble. Of course, if you love three or more people, that person is either an animal or Jesus.
6. Kim, the weight of my whole body (the moon tells Lao Zhai how much she loves him)
7. (Guarantee) All women in the world are safe? I can't guarantee that. I can't figure out the safety period for so many people.
8. Feelings are like masturbation. After each time, you will find that it is no different from the last time, maybe not as good as the last time, but you can't help but continue.
9. Love is a high fever. You get married when you are stupid, and it burns away. Obsessed people are burning.
10, you treat every chick as a short story. When can I see a dream of red mansions?
Eating fat meat is a positive attitude towards life.
12, just like pregnancy, takes a long time to be discovered.
13, love is like playing mahjong. If you are not serious, it will be boring. If you are too serious, it will easily hurt your mind.
14, the body is not a secret these days, the ideal is.
15, don't go bad in debauchery, just suppress it in silence!
16, the upper layer is snot and the lower layer is essence.
17, feelings are often unforgettable not because of sweetness, but because of pain.
18, loving you is painful, and not loving you is even more painful.
19, the contraceptive is valid for three years and the condom is valid for five years. Many times, love expires before drugs and condoms expire. "
20. Hanging a son is just the skin of a steamed stuffed bun. Everyone should be good at finding meat through the skin.