2. Marriage is the welfare of the lazy, the yoke of the industrious, the savior of the fallen, the yoke of the clown, and the yoke of the clown.

The prodigal son's home is the spiritual graveyard of all sentient beings.

Marriage is far from heaven, but close to hell.

It doesn't matter if a man leaves you, the key is that he doesn't answer.

5. loving a man completely is asking for it.

6. Love is a lie of the lonely, a joke of the loyal, and a panic of the bachelor.

7. Money is not everything? That's bullshit！ What is omnipotent? What is closer to everything than money? This is omnipotent.

8. When he is gone, take a bath in the bathroom and wash away the love.

9. Love is eternal, one minute is eternal, and one second is eternal, so it is enough to recite it in memory.

10, be sure to be condescending when you say goodbye.

1 1, men like to eat in the pot and look out, so women should not put their eggs in one basket. This is called balance.

, also called equality.

12, the child is his own and the husband is someone else's.

13, a love, if it ends well, is eternal life.

14, life is a game, don't take on too many roles of dedication and dedication in it.

15, marry a rich man. This sentence made an easy-to-understand mistake, characterized by childishness.

16, take what should be taken away, leave what should be left, do not love, but have a little kindness.

17. The myth about the promise of the afterlife is just a myth. Lost is lost.

18, forget about chastity. If you think it's worthless, it's worthless.

19, he said you once and you said him twice; He hits you, and you hit him; while

If he hits you twice, kick him out of the house and close the door forever! I'm here to live, not to be a pawn.

Inflatable.

20. Love is a free choice, not accompanied by eating, using, taking and spending, but also accompanied by unfair old-age care.

Head.

2 1, don't care too much about that man's mother, this old woman can't keep alive, so the key is to ignore her.

22. The advantage of independence is that when love disappears, you can disappear smartly.

23. Don't make yourself a blue-collar manual worker after marriage. It is not only cheap, but also often worthless.

Not necessarily a pension.

24. Don't take mom's complaints seriously. She has fallen out of favor with society, and chattering is her unconscious reaction.

25. Love, friendship and affection all abide by the law of conservation.

26. There are men, marriage, happiness and truth. Go to read Buddha. Here it is.

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