1. "Uncle, how to get to the United States?" "Ask the village chief."

2. It doesn't waste electricity if you speak louder.

3. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays.

4. I am a rich man. Backstage today, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen from Tianjin started leaving on Tuesday. But my car has been having some problems lately, and it's been a bit slow to pick up speed. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. After checking, I found out that the pedals had fallen off...

5. There are more than a thousand traditional crosstalks left by the old man. Duan, through the continuous efforts of our actors over the years, has basically been lost until now...

6. English, Japanese, Korean, South Slavic, North Slavic, West Slavic...can The foreign languages ??of the Seven and Eight Countries are not the same as those of the Eight-Nation Allied Forces.

7. The house we live in is riddled with holes. If it rains, it will kill you: it rains moderately in the house when it rains lightly outside, and rains heavily in the house when it rains heavily outside. Sometimes the rain is so heavy that the whole family Went to the street to take shelter from the rain.

8. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you.

9. If the law doesn’t care, I would have killed him long ago!

10. This guy robbed the bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. It’s half past five in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the road was blocked.

11. Your shameless look is very much like my charm back then.