2. Life is like football, either you are kicked or you are out.
You have your own way of playing football, so you should have more confidence in yourself.
4. Life is like football. You won't always score goals, but you will always run on the road.
Some people's life is like football, no matter who comes, they should play it.
6. Life is like a football match, all you need to do is to shoot hard.
7. A person who really loves football doesn't care who he plays with.
8. The ball gave me everything, and I want to dedicate everything to football.
9. If a man falls in love with football, it will last a lifetime.
10, I am a football, and I won't stop whether I fall to the ground or shoot.
1 1, I am the best player in the world and the first, second and third player in the world.
12, grandpa said, I'd rather be robbed like basketball than kicked like football.
13, personally, I think I am the best. I don't need the Golden Globe Award to prove that I am number one in the world.
14, undressed and got a yellow card. They are not angry, but they are jealous when they see my muscles.
15. Without these great white souls, Santiago Bernabeu is just an ordinary football field.
16, I slept a sleep related to football, and got up early when I was hungry, which had nothing to do with the alarm clock.
17, China football is not short of technology and money, but they lack a sense of responsibility, even to consumers.
18, he should have become a football star, but later he became a ball.
19. Why do you love football? Just because you can play football with your brothers, you can step on the court and burn your back.
20. I am not on duty because I love football, not because I don't like sweeping the floor, so I come to play football on purpose.
2 1, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish? Go back to Mars, it's dangerous on earth!
22. I like watching football best in my life. As early as the early 1920s, when I was working and studying in France, I was fascinated by football.
When I sprained my knee again, I felt that nothing meant anything, because I love football.
China should learn more about football and communicate with foreign countries. In such a big country, football is played!
25. I am deeply disappointed that some people equate football with life and death. I can assure you that football goes far beyond life and death.
26. I want to watch Errenzhuan happily, watch football unpleasantly, and watch China football unpleasantly when I die.
27. The football team is like a machine. Only when each part is in operation can the maximum effect be achieved.
I like both football and business, but I can't have both. It is painful to make such a choice. From the heart, I don't want to quit.
29, football and beer, more than all forms of gambling, began to fill people's minds on a large scale. So it is not difficult to control them.
30. My life changed completely until I met football. I remember my first football very clearly. In my heart, it is like a candy.
3 1, family harmony, world peace is more important than football! Compared with love, affection and friendship, football is just a game.
It doesn't matter to me whether I can be Bailey or a greater person. The important thing is that I want to play football, train and never give up every minute.
When wonderful football really happens, I am grateful for the miracle. I don't care which team or country staged this beautiful football.
34. There can be no success without failure. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you gave up your dream because of failure.
When you grow up in a club, it is not just a club. Players and everyone on the club team will be like a family.
36. Some fans kept booing me, whistling at me and cursing my family. I think they're just jealous of me, Gao Fushuai. I'm very skilled.
37. Life is like a football match. This process depends on off-site efforts and on-site struggles. More importantly, the result depends on the opponent.
38. Every community in the United States has a basketball court, every community in Brazil has a football field, and every community in China has a cram school.
39. Today's exam is like football in China. It is often people who worry about them instead of worrying about them. The effort is not hard, and the effort should not be hard.
40. A person's victory is not a real victory. This kind of victory will not have the joy of sharing it with others. A collective victory, such as a football match, is more likely to make people feel heartfelt happiness.
Based on my life experience, I can tell some young players that if you want to be a superstar, you can't just have technology. You must know how to be a man!
42. It is impossible to win the championship just by the role of dazzling star. The coordination of the whole team is very important. There should be a whole that understands and supports each other.
43. I like watching English and German football. They run like projectiles from slingshots. They live honestly and fly honestly. This is sports.
44. The greatest success of professional football in China lies in pulling fans back to the football field and starting the industrialization of football. But the biggest mistake is that there is no good solution to professionalism.
45. With the passage of time, I finally learned to accept myself: I am a beggar with wonderful football. I am walking in the world, with open arms, begging to heaven in court: for God's sake, give me a beautiful football action!
10 Classic Quotations about Football
10. Yan Shiduo: "There is football in the city and there is a game every month." "Only the venue, all counties can play football."
At the Football Association Congress in 2000, Yan Shiduo, President of the Football Association, put forward many new words. In his work report, he proposed to strive to achieve "there is football in the whole city, one game every month" and basically achieve "only the venue, all counties can play football".
Although this reflected the current situation of football in China at that time to some extent, this obviously planned and regional planning still vaguely reminded everyone of the Great Leap Forward era.
Background: Yan Shiduo made a surprising speech at the ancestral meeting.
Funny index: ★★
Classic index: ★★
9. Wang Po: "The national strength is not as good as that of Real Madrid. I must catch up with Real Madrid in management."
After entering Shaanxi's national strength, Wang Po's management was unanimously criticized by Shaanxi fans. At a forum with fans, Wang Po was impassioned: "I have been in the club for so long, and I think our players are all good players, and all responsibilities are loosely managed in the club. Without an iron discipline team, there is no fighting capacity. It can be said that national strength has always been the "weak force" of China football, which is related. As for the future, even if someone has opinions, I think I will continue to strengthen the management of the club. Do you know that?/You know what? My goal is to make the national strength like Real Madrid in management. "
BACKGROUND: Wang Po, the "sinner" of Shaanxi football, raved at the fan forum.
Funny index: ★★
Classic index: ★★★★☆.
8. schlappner: "If you don't know how to kick, kick it to the door."
Schlappner is the first foreign football coach in China, and China people call him "Uncle Shi". His hair also caused an uproar in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. During his teaching days in China, "Uncle Shi" also left many classic quotations. Once in training, "Uncle Shi" warned his disciples: "If you can't kick, kick in." At the same time, he likes to encourage the patriotism of China players-our China team will not bow to anyone except the elderly and children. However, after losing to Iraqi and Yemeni teams, China was eliminated and missed the World Cup in the United States, so schlappner stepped down from the altar and left class in a daze.
Background: schlappner taught the goal cheats before the World Cup in the United States.
Funny index: ★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★
7. Qi Wusheng: "I bear my responsibility, not the responsibility I can't bear."
1997 The national team that hit the top ten in the World Cup has always been regarded as the strongest national team in history, even surpassing Milu's national team. However, such a team was defeated by too many people from outside. Qi Wusheng's ears are too soft. In some games, fans can change whoever they want. After being defeated by Saudi Arabia in the last game, Qi Wusheng finally got up the courage to speak his mind: "It's my responsibility, not my responsibility. I can't bear it. " At the conclusion, China Football Association designated China as the "second-rate team in Asia", which caused controversy at that time. Many people think that the Football Association is shirking its responsibility. Now, there are such factors, but the positioning is quite accurate.
Background: Qi Wusheng spoke his mind after losing the World Cup in France.
Funny index: ★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★
6. Xu Genbao: "Vieira can't play football."
During 1995, Shenhua team recruited a group of French players for trial training. At that time, Xu Genbao, coach of Shenhua team, gave a conclusion immediately after watching a tall and thin midfielder running. "That foreign aid just now can't play football at all." A few years later, the player that Xu Genbao called unable to play football became the core player of Arsenal and even the French national team. He was the captain of the French national team and a world-class superstar, patrick vieira.
Background: Shenhua chose foreign aid Xu Genbao to evaluate Vieira.
Funny index: ★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★☆.
5. A Football Association leader: "We can lose to any strong European and American team, but we must not easily lose to any Asian team."
Just when China attacked the 20xx World Cup again, at a meeting of the Football Association, a leader generously said: "Our China team can lose to any strong European and American team, but it must not lose to any Asian team." As soon as this sentence came out, all major media and newspapers cheered for it, and the popular "chasing the United States and surpassing Britain" in the 1970s may spread all over Chinese mainland again. However, what is before us is the embarrassing result that China's national team missed the World Cup Asian Top Ten qualifiers twice in a row.
Background: A leader made a big speech before the World Cup in South Africa.
Funny index: ★★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★☆.
4. Yan Shiduo: "China Football has stood up since then!"
After getting rid of the shadow of Japan and South China, the Football Association gambled on the World Cup. After spending the legendary RMB 5 million, the 200 1 Top Ten Competition was finally lucky. Chairman Yan could not hide his excitement and delivered a "great man" speech. China men's soccer team stood up from now on! "However, China's performance in the World Cup is amazing, even the weakest Costa Rica can't beat it. It swallowed 9 eggs, but failed to score a point or a goal, and was beaten back to its original shape, which was disappointing! It can be seen that football diplomacy alone cannot fundamentally solve the problem! The World Cup is just a kind of enjoyment we get after XX. China football is still that virtue. From time to time, there will be a big news that surprises people and stimulates people's senses. Now, some people even joke about the national football team. The national football team has become a means of mass entertainment. I didn't expect the national football team to serve the people in this way.
Background: After the success of the World Cup, President Yan made a big speech.
Funny index: ★★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★★
3. Zhu: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request for the national team is to play the Asian Cup and the Asian Games with the spirit of mad dog! Attack in an all-round way with the spirit of mad dog! "
On the fourth day of the first month of the Lunar New Year of the Dog, Zhu and his national team started the final sprint to prepare for the Asian Cup group match at Qingxin Base in Guangzhou. Zhu said: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request for the national team is to play the Asian Cup and the Asian Games with the spirit of mad dog! Attack in an all-round way with the spirit of mad dog! " This is the first time that the "mad dog spirit" jumped out of Zhu's mouth. "We should have a clear understanding of the mad dog spirit. We saw more pet dogs, which was very interesting. Even a big dog, in the city, has become accustomed to a pampered life, and its fighting spirit and wildness have almost disappeared. Pulling such a dog out can only scare people, and it will definitely not fight. Since this year is the year of the dog, since I want to talk about dogs, then I agree with the spirit of mad dogs. "
"I said mad dog spirit, is not the same as a pet dog. It should be able to fight, not afraid of injury, not afraid of sacrifice, not afraid of the strength of the opponent. As long as you have a breath, you should also bite your opponent's perseverance and spirit, contain your opponent in momentum and overwhelm your opponent in courage. This spirit is exactly what the national team needs. Football in China is still relatively backward, and there are many opponents who are better than us. In many games, our ability and technology are not as good as our opponents, but if we lose our fighting spirit and spirit, then such a team is hopeless and such a game is meaningless. If this is a mad dog spirit, then I very much hope that all our national players have this spirit. When our national team came out, it was a mad dog array! " Zhu completely agrees with the word "mad dog", which he used to think was indecent.
As a result, dogs are not crazy, people are crazy!
Background: Zhu proposed mad dog spirit before preparing for the Asian Cup.
Funny index: ★★★★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★☆.
2. A Football Association official: "As long as 7-0, we can qualify."
Before the Sino-Hong Kong War of 5438+065438+1October 17 in June 2004, a Football Association official said after "carefully" calculating the goal difference: "As long as it is 7-0, we can qualify." As a result, the national team achieved this goal according to this fixed plan, and the Kuwaitis who are more proficient in Arabic numerals, with the help of Malaysia, made the 7-0 qualifying a laughing stock forever.
Background: 2004 1 1. 17 Before the Sino-Hong Kong War
Funny index: ★★★★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★☆.
1. Zhu: "Now the whole society is emphasizing the integrity between people. We represent China. Since the goal of entering the semi-finals has been put forward, it must be achieved, otherwise it will not deceive the society and the masses. "
Before the 20xx Asian Cup, Zhu was full of confidence in the face of the top four goals put forward by the Football Association. "Now the whole society is emphasizing the sincerity between people. We represent China. Since the goal of entering the top four has been put forward, it must be achieved, otherwise it will not deceive the society and deceive the masses? " As a result, China, the last runner-up, not only failed to achieve his goal, but also failed to qualify for the group, and the people were cheated again.
Background: In 20xx, Zhu was full of confidence when talking about the goals of the top four.
Funny index: ★★★★★★★
Classic index: ★★★★★☆.
World Football Commentary Duan Xuan's Classic Quotations
Duan Xuan's Classic Quotations
1, you see, Elano, he inserted it, very decisive and timely! He is really Dunga's secret weapon.
2. Entering the knockout stage of the World Cup will be more and more touching. When it is unexpectedly reversed, fate will change in an instant. Heaven and hell are often between one thought, who can bring the team back to life, who can turn the tide, and who can stick to their dreams. The so-called promotion is the heartbeat, which is the charm of football.
We call today's referee brother calm, and his shots are always slow.
4. The position of the head coach of the Brazilian national team is actually more difficult than that of the Brazilian president. Brazil is a football kingdom, and everyone knows the emperor. 100 people, there are 100 people who know the emperor.
5. Taking hobbies as a career is also a place of distress. For example, if football is your hobby, you can enjoy it while drinking beer with friends on weekends. You can distinguish between love and hate, and you can be happy or sad. But if you take football as a career, you have to ponder it and study it. You should watch all kinds of games, good and bad. While others are enjoying it, you may draw boring charts on paper. You can't bring your love and hate into the program. After a long time, maybe your passion for football will fade away.
6. Speaking of Mai Kong, Mai Kong did well in the past season and won the nickname of Triple Crown for Inter Milan.
7. I went from an ordinary reporter to the post of host step by step. Being a reporter has benefited me a lot: I have witnessed the glorious period and the low period after the professionalization of football in China, I have witnessed major events and recorded vivid and true stories; At the same time, I also learned to think and exercise my eloquence.
8. Brazil quietly controlled the ball.
In the match, Spain took the lead, but it was attacked by Switzerland. At the moment when Swiss team Fernandez scored, Duan Xuan hurriedly shouted danger, but the danger was not lifted.
10, after all, they are not robots, not from other planets. South Korea tried to defend the honor of South Korea and Asia today, but it failed. Say goodbye, goodbye Korea, goodbye Tai Chi Tiger, goodbye Asian Red Devils, goodbye Asia.
1 1, veteran Marcos participated in the World Cup final for the ninth time.
12, the first red card of this World Cup appears! After being reminded by the pilot that this was the third red card, Duan Xuan laughed at himself because there were mistakes in the pinyin letters in front of him.
13, look at this ball, push it forward (the sound is eight degrees higher)+_ The ball is lost.
14, Duan Xuan, a Spanish god of decline, inadvertently played the role of a Dutch amulet.
15, there are many midfielders in Germany. It seems that Germany is going to stifle the penetration of Spanish midfielders in midfield. They pushed the line forward and reinforced it 30 meters away.
16, such a game can be called war. The two teams also used such a game to tell fans all over the world that they are a very effective team, and their attitude and indomitable spirit left a deep impression on people. They are like soldiers, badly wounded, but the war is not over yet, and they still have to fight. Football can reflect the spirit and cohesion of a nation.
17. They came to Brazil to watch the game from the role of Korean costume films. There is no Lee MinHo or Do Min Joon in today's game.
18 when the Spanish team counterattacked, alonso hit the crossbar with a long shot, and Duan Xuan regretted his bad luck. He probably didn't expect that the only bad luck of the Spanish team was explained by himself.
19, let's watch the game again. Spanish fans can send flowers and applause to your hero. Once again, they reached the final of the European Cup. And Portuguese fans, you can also stand up and hold your head high and feel extremely proud. Give it up for your hero.
20. Brazil coach Duncan.
2 1, Derossi's man-marking mistake in the first half resulted in the opponent's goal.
22. The Netherlands showed good luck in the semi-final match against Uruguay, especially the second goal offside, but the referee ignored it. As a live commentary, Duan Xuan also made a vague response to this controversial ball, and emotion prevailed over reason.
23. The Dutch team's previous six games were explained by three CCTV players, and they won all six games. It seems that the title of lucky dog needs to be shared by three people. But in fact, Duan Xuan himself explained three Dutch sports, which was the biggest and certainly contributed the most.
24. They almost knocked down the European champion and the world champion, almost broke a myth and almost created a miracle, but in the penalty shoot-out, the goalpost ruthlessly blocked the way forward for the Portuguese team again.
25. Because Argentina is too strong, it is widely predicted that there will be another qualifying place among Nigeria, South Korea and Greece.
26. Goal! Li Jianhao's goal! Li Jianhao's goal! The Russian goalkeeper made several saves, but this time it was fatal! It's hopeless!
27. Goal! ! ! ! ! Mexico finally scored the first goal of this World Cup, and finally scored this time! There is a lightning bolt on the chest of the Mexican jersey, and this goal also cuts through the night sky like lightning!
28. What our Football Association leaders often say to reporters is that the Football Association or the team and the media are a family, and the media should help rather than add chaos. It is not appropriate to simply understand the negative reports of the media as adding chaos.
29. Spain, as the most expensive team in this World Cup, is also the number one favourite to win the championship. Unexpectedly, the first game was a surprise, and 0-/kloc-0-lost to Switzerland.
30.64 World Cup matches are like TV series, with a total of 64 episodes. This episode between Korea and Togo is 12. If you give this TV series a name, it will be called Tai Chi Tiger Fighting Sparrow Eagle. Eating sparrows is inseparable from fighting Tai Chi Tiger. The eagle pecks at the tiger and catches the eagle. If you catch the eagle again, you can't peck the tiger.
3 1, you see, Elano, he inserted it, very decisive and timely! He is really Dunga's secret weapon!
32. Perhaps the imperfection is the most perfect, perhaps the saddest and the most emotional, and bid farewell to the lost youth.
33. ouch Goal, goal, goal is valid. When the Dutch player Sneijder scored a goal, Duan Xuan shouted excitedly and couldn't help laughing. When the replay footage showed that the ball was suspected to be disturbed by an offside player, Duan Xuan didn't support the picture with explanations. He simply said: The kick hit the door, and goalkeeper muslera was disturbed, so it was too late for him to make a judgment.
Li's Classic Quotations about China Football
1, drawing lots for qualifying is actually "killing qualifying". When you say a ghost, the ghost blows on your back neck-is it "dream begins+sleepwalking ends, tie goes out" and "killing out"? 》
2. You can't think that others are equally mentally retarded just because you are mentally retarded; You can't treat yourself as a contractor and all the contracts in the world as "white bars"-"life and death" is not as good as "white bars"
3. This contract, which is called "in line with international standards" by China Football Association, seems to me to be very practical, really practical. Instead of bringing the coaching staff into the team, it may make the coaching staff "lie on the rails"-"life and death" is not as good as a "white note".
The so-called "life and death certificate" is not a marriage certificate to protect the interests of both parties, but more like a "pre-marital property certificate" made by a chicken thief man-"life and death certificate" is not as good as a "white note"
5. 17 years ago, China lost 0-/kloc-0 to Thailand, and at least there was a beautiful scene left; Seven years ago, when the scene was ugly enough to win the Thai team, there was at least one tall "China Head Team" left; Now, under the leadership of Zhu, what's left of the China team? Only hair is left. This is a competition of "the heaviest amount of shit since there was shit"-"Li's Eleven Questions about Zhu-Resign, God Forgive You".
6. I heard that when summing up the harvest, the team thought that "the players sweated a lot because of the hot and humid weather in the Asian Cup held in Southeast Asia." I finally understand, commander, why do you spend so much foreign exchange to go abroad to take a sauna when you lead a team? Too extravagant-Li asked Zhu one by one-resign, and may God forgive you.
7. Director Zhu always complicates simple things, defending the distance for a while and controlling the area for a while. I can't wait to apply the principle of flying machine to making kites. I don't have to be a ghost-"Why does Zhu have to leave class and why does Dewey have to attend class?"
8. The more serious this kind of person is, the more he will fail. The more he runs in the wrong direction, the closer he gets to hell-"Why does Zhu have to leave class and why does Dewey have to attend class?"
9. You can't win the game just by slogans. China football team, not China slogan team. This is the job of the feet, not the job of the mouth. Last time I invented a slogan, I lost 0: 1 This time I invented four slogans and lost 1: 4. "1: 4" just caught up with the advertising words of washing powder and washed it for nothing.
10, Dewey's eyes are very poisonous. I called him "Doctor Poison" and Huang Jianxiang called Director Zhu "Veterinary". Then we wrote in short messages-"poison doctor" pK "veterinarian", "poison doctor" misruled the country-"poison doctor" misruled the country, "veterinarian" misruled the country-
1 1, still no comments on blood and opinions? Stylistically speaking, it should be called "expository writing" rather than "argumentative writing" —— Comment on Xie Yalong's The Main Force Comes and The Sharp Turn.
12, we always like to put women's stockings on our heads and pretend to be robbers. We also like to sing karaoke with "the wind blows and the rain blows, and the water is cool". In fact, it is to replace another mistake with one mistake, and we have to wait for another four years-the tragic and false proposition of "the Asian Cup Four"
13, the fundamental reason of the "three-team system" is that after wandering between "single core" and "dual core", it finally evolved into "three core". As we know, more nuclear is actually "nuclear-free" —— On the dressing room culture of China from the "three-captain system" in Zheng Zhi season
14, the perennial "madness" has made China look like a single-celled seedless animal without blood. Players take kindness as their motto, and human nature is sublimated, but animal nature is degraded —— On the dressing room culture in China from the "three-captain system" in Zheng Zhi season.
15, the double-captain system and even the three-captain system began in the Ali Han period. Think about it. When China was only one goal away from Hongkong that night, they were all the core, but none of them had backbone, like kamikaze fighters and headless flies. This is the advantage of "multi-core" —— Looking at the dressing room culture in China from the "three-team system" in Journey to the Sea of Ji.
16, it is enough to have a boss in the locker room. More is not the locker room but the chess room. It's not like the landlord has to fuck buddies. -"Talking about China locker room culture from the" three-captain system "of Ji Hai Zheng Zhi season"
17, when slogans such as "paving stone", "knife around the neck" and "fighting like the People's Liberation Army" came out, it was a bit ruined to join the stock market-"The surprise of the Vietnamese team is good news for China"
18, in the past ten years, one of the most frequently used and smug headlines in China media is "Despair of Iraq"-"Ten gloomy memories about the Sino-Iraqi war ten years ago".
19, only the China team is so funny. It likes to make the formation as symmetrical as the team in the 1970s, and it has to be given the most popular tactical terms of this era. It's sad to be a "tactical superman" with Zhu's guidance-"tactical superman" Zhu led to the division of the national football team, and Dong Fangzhuo and Zhou Haibin had to grab the class and seize power.
20. Running the China national team by swiping a credit card in this way is really a bit like eating all the owls and snakes near Dongting Lake, and then 2 billion mice go to the levee-is it "a dream start+a sleepwalking ending, and a draw can't qualify"? 》
2 1. Once a tragedy occurs, it is a tragedy; When it happens twice, it is a comedy; Three times, it is a farce-"The end of the game is a farce, not a tragedy; I fired at China's football system.
22. The football system in China is "original sin". As early as Yan Shiduo's time, administrative football laid the foundation of this disease through "only rising but not falling", "neither rising nor falling" and "betting on the World Cup". What Mr. Wang has to do is to downgrade "betting on the World Cup" to "betting on the Asian Cup", while Zhu's guidance only downgraded "not qualifying for the World Cup" to "not qualifying for the Asian Cup team". And those political slogans full of funny colors just changed from Yan Shiduo's "China people stand up from now on" to "even if the knife is around the neck"-"Zhu Jiajun's death is the last brain necrosis of administrative football"-I opened fire on the system.