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Raise your head and sing like a Buddha, lower your head and laugh like a demon. What dirty jokes did Yu-Ching Fei tell?
As a veteran of the music circle, Yu-Ching Fei has sung many well-known works. But off stage, he knows a lot of embarrassing jokes, such as jokes implied by English letters, names and nicknames, fruits, outspoken, and jokes about human organs. Thinking about these jokes will make people blush and heartbeat.

Fei Yu told such a joke in an interview early in the morning: in a school, an English teacher will teach students English letters. What is it when the teacher teaches students to recite? ABCDEFG? . But there is a child under the podium who just doesn't look. When the teacher asked him why, the student said: My mother said that the letter B is a bad word. ? Then the teacher said:? These two letters b have different meanings. The letter B taught by the teacher is used by foreigners to speak. ? It's really embarrassing to think about this paragraph carefully.

Another time, Yu-Ching Fei and a guy named? Cai tou? People talked about it. When Yu-Ching Fei asked him why he took this name, what was the name of Ka? Cai tou? Someone solemnly said:? This is because my father's surname is Cai. ? Then Yu-Ching Fei said something that shocked everyone. He said? That's good. It's a good thing your father doesn't have a last name, otherwise your name would be important. ? Only Yu-Ching Fei can think of this kind of embarrassment of using surnames to form idioms, and it is worthy of being a joke? Grandpa? .

Yu-Ching Fei also told a joke that a man proposed to a woman, and the woman said that her breasts were small, and the man would definitely dislike her after marriage. But the man said? How small can it be? ? And the woman also answered him shyly:? About the size of an orange. ? As soon as the man heard this, he felt that he was within the tolerance range and married the woman.

But on the wedding night, the man ran out of the house screaming and said, is kumquat an orange? ? Actually, kumquat is really small.

These jokes are the essence of Yu-Ching Fei, and everyone regards him as? Grandpa? That's right.