2. In front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.
The major events in the world can be handled casually, and the minor ones can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but never steal other people's wallets.
It is a common psychological phenomenon to talk big and make others believe in themselves.
5, there is no love in the world, it is purely reproductive impulse.
6. You are not bad, but you are useless.
7. For example, two ships passed by in the dark. On this ship, I caught a glimpse of my dream face in the light of the opposite cabin. I didn't have time to make a phone call, and we were far away from each other. The approach of this moment is far from being seen.
8. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Broken clothes can still be mended, and now Fang Hung-chien has an extra mink coat.
9. This modern girl who hates small cities all her life is out of fashion and urbanized in the countryside, just like the first tailor-made suit in China. She patched the foreigners' old clothes and put them on the sleeves and trousers as usual.
10, the recording girl blushed and stopped writing, as if listening to Hung-chien's last sentence, the virgin lost her virginity in public.
1 1, where there are chickens and ducks: a lot of feces; Where there are young women: talk a lot.
12. It is cruel to look closely at an ugly woman unless she is a bad person.
13, Mr. Li's face is missing that pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his big white eyes are like a shelled boiled egg.
14. Milk is for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.
15, when I woke up in the morning, I didn't eat all the fleas and lice myself. It was enough to clean up the remains and meat.
16, we hope it will come, we hope it will stay, and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.
17, laughter can be said to be lightning on people's faces, eyes suddenly lit up, and teeth flashed between lips and kisses.
18, hypocrisy can be said to be shameless and partial to face.
19, prejudice can be said to be a festival of thoughts. It is not the daily life of people without thoughts, but the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts.
20. If you eat an egg and find it delicious, why do you have to know the hen that laid it?
2 1. Describe a woman's "strength of character": Some people call her a "deli" because only a deli will publicly display colorful meat; Others call her "truth" because it is said that truth is naked. Miss Bao is not naked, so they changed it to "partially true"
22. The beauty conditions praised by Arab poets in Arabian Nights are: thin body, heavy back, and standing with a sore waist.
23. Thought is a silent language.
24. History should be like what Rogo said: grind the bayonet like a pen, dip the blood like ink, and write it on the enemy's skin like paper.
25. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment.
26. Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles are just facial muscle exercises, as if a coach is calling a password: "One!" Suddenly grinning, "two!" Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face.
27. My family name is Qian all my life. Do I still believe in money?
28. Some so-called seminars actually invite some irresponsible people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a meeting!
30. Sleep has a strange temper. You don't want it, it will come. Invite it, coax it, try every means to seduce it, and it will hide without a trace.
3 1, China is the most science-oriented country in the world, and no country is willing to do it for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, scientists in China have been promoted.
In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style, which has been preserved to this day. In our China family, the hostility between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is no less than their long history. Only when the daughter-in-law is pregnant can the mother-in-law rely on her to be promoted to grandma, so she began to accommodate her. When the daughter-in-law raised a real boy, the mother-in-law gave in even more.
33. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.
34. The most primitive sleep in life is also a sample of death.
35. Most things in the world can be disposed of casually, and small things can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but they will never steal other people's money.
36. Rumors spread faster than flu, have more energy than meteors, are more vicious than hooligans, and are more tiring than abortion.
Appreciation of Famous Sentences in Fortress Besieged
1, Hsin-mei said, I have already seen through him. He went ashore without glasses. I noticed his eyes. They are white and black, and they are slutty. I heard a lot from my grandfather when I was a child. Hung-chien said, I'd rather he was lewd, but he was still popular, otherwise it would be almost tasteless.
He is more capable than me, and he looks very proud. He will be proud in the future. I think he is an ideal, er, person.
3. China's character is square, so the land is square, and foreigners' character is smooth, so they advocate that the land is round; China people's hearts are in the middle, while westerners' hearts are on the left.
I think this is the proudest time for all women, watching two men fight for her. However, these days, the Battle Report reported that Fang Hung-chien may have saved his strength and made a strategic retreat.
In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style, which has been preserved to this day. Our China family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not as hostile as they are.
6. Happiness doesn't look like people are alive, but it seems that days have passed by them.
From the point of view of those of us who do practical work, learning philosophy is no different from learning nothing.
8. Hsin-mei said, running a newspaper is to enlighten the people, and teaching is also to enlighten the people. Both are spiritual mobilization, and they are inseparable. On the scope of influence, it is a broad newspaper; But in terms of influence, education is deeper.
9. It is not difficult to learn from the West by sitting in the living room heated by hot water pipes and chanting Buddha.
10, Shanghai is an outbreak city, and there is no landscape willow as a place to stay in spring.
Hung-chien didn't know whether these words were her innocence or her cousin's so-called cunning.
1 1. Love in tragedy is mostly lofty romance. She also thinks that there must be great mental twists and turns before marriage. There is one thing. She will never get off the bus. She heard that the more women's love experiences, the greater the magic they have on men; I also heard that men are only willing to marry a woman with a pure heart. If Zhao courted, would she walk here?
12, the second wife, Wang, didn't have a baby when she came in, but she was ill. Take care of illness at home and raise a family.
13, her eyes are small, but flexible and gentle, which makes many women's big eyes like politicians' big talk.
14, Fang Hung-chien lied and cheated in the philosophy department, sometimes it was not immoral. Plato's Republic said that soldiers should coax the enemy, doctors should coax the patient and officials should coax the people. As holy as Confucius, but pretending to be sick makes Confucianism very sad. Mencius even deceived Qi Xuanwang and pretended to be ill.
15, why not volunteer? No, it's a drag, master. As Fang Hung-chien spoke, he was also annoyed that this remark was too frivolous.
16, everyone said that Hsin-mei was calm and insisted on becoming a saint.
17, hung-chien was so angry that his heart was on fire, as if to burn the cigarette butt in his mouth.
18, how can there be love in the world? This is completely a reproductive impulse.
19, women are not stupid, and they never have a good impression on men because they waste and show off. But don't worry, women are stupid, just like men want, no more or less.
20. Mrs. Wang said, I heard that Mr. Fang is very talkative. Why don't you talk today? Fang Hung-chien said at once that the food was so good that he swallowed his tongue.
2 1, it can be seen that marriage does not need too great love, and it is enough to get married without hating each other.
22. I don't know whether Mr. Fang insulted politics or women, at least it's not a good word.
23. A woman is smart, light and lively, and likes her movements. Compared with this cleverness, learning is nothing more than depositing dross. Saying that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it is as heavy as cabbage and sweet potato on the balance. A really smart woman never tries to be a talented woman, she is just smart and lazy.
24. I will never love Fang Hung-chien. Love is a tortuous and great emotion, not so easy and simple. If you fall in love with someone in this way, then love is easy for you to disbelieve and easy for you to disbelieve.
In any case, these students are pitifully blind on the one hand and horribly accurate on the other. Their praise is not necessarily true, but it may be accepted by others; But their abuse, which is absolutely fair, is equal to the final judgment of the end of the world, and there is no room for appeal and retrial. Their virtue is justice, not sympathy. They refuse to forgive, perhaps because they don't need to forgive themselves, they don't know and they don't need to forgive.
26. I woke up in the morning but didn't eat all the fleas and lice. Cleaning up the wreckage and meat is enough, but I didn't become a Buddha.
27. Hsin-mei said Jou-chia's painstaking self-love was even more pitiful.
28. China is the most science-oriented country in the world. No country is willing to do this for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, scientists in China have been promoted.
29. Scientists are not the same as science; Scientists are like wine, the older they get, the more valuable they are, while science, like women, is worthless when they get old.
30. The moon in late spring and early summer is originally the lover's moon, no more than the poet's moonlight in autumn and winter.
3 1, many people talk about marriage, and the tone seems to be gay, not the girl herself, but envious of her father or her brother.
32. Maybe your cousin has her own ideas, so it's better to send a general and be stronger. Unless there is an enemy at present, Mr. Zhao will not show his talents. It's a pity that old and weak soldiers like us don't fight and don't want to fight.
33. Many city girl are pretentious precocious women, not children; There are many girls who are just confused and stupid children without sex, let alone women.
34. I gradually hate not being able to meet every day; Later, I hope I can't meet you at any time. After writing a letter, he is always worried that it will be like a rocket. By the time it landed, the fire had gone out and the other party only received a piece of dry charcoal.
35. Hung-chien suddenly found that the ugliness of westerners is different from that of China people: the ugliness of China people is as sloppy as the result of the creator's cutting corners; The ugliness of westerners is like the creator's malicious performance, deliberately making fun of the five senses, so the planned ugliness has a role.
36. After that, I looked at Li with a smile. At this time, God will regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.
Modern people must learn foreign literature if they want to learn Chinese well. People who used to engage in western science should know foreign languages, but now people who engage in China literature should master foreign languages first.
38. Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others? If God really loves mankind, he has no right to be a master.
39. Foreign philosophers are the most dissatisfied among intellectuals. Their professional authority is not as high as that of scientists and their popularity is not as high as that of writers.
40, baked sweet potato, this thing is like an adulterer and an adulterer in China proverbs. Stealing is not as good as stealing, and fragrance is not as good as taste.
4 1, nowadays women are disdainful of hurting spring, and it's ridiculous that they are men and can't get rid of this rigid mood!
42. Of course, this military disaster has made many people who have money and houses homeless, and at the same time, it has given countless poor people an opportunity to trace their past wealth.
There is no danger for Wang Chuhou to be a matchmaker, and he will never do it for others.
You don't hate it, but it's useless.
45. A sick man went to get a haircut, and the barber told him that he didn't need a haircut. A few days later, all his hair was gone. Most modern literature is equally unworthy of criticism.
46. People who study language psychology will know at a glance that they are crazy in China; People who want to lead, whether civil and military officials or businessmen, all reveal this morbid state.
47. The competition for survival gradually shed its ornaments and masks, revealing its original viciousness. Shame is not cheap, many people can't afford it.
48. Mrs. Liu said: There you go again. She is much better than Miss Fan. So girl, she is still a good sister-in-law.
If God praised the devil and socialists praised the petty bourgeoisie, Miss Su would not be so surprised.
49. The smile mark on Cao Yuanlang's face is like water thrown at a stone. He said: That captures the essence of this poem, and there is no need to seek the meaning of the poem. It's unfortunate that poetry is meaningful!
50, and he's dishonest. He bullies others. What's he afraid of?
5 1. Just like officials in China, the money exploited by businessmen in their own country needs to be exchanged for foreign exchange to maintain the original value of their own currency.
52, you men's temper is like this! Miss Bao speaks as if every man's character in the world has been tested by her.
53. Writing letters is easy to make a fool of yourself, and people with high status and decent speech often can't write. However, the telephone can save the visits of those who look disgusting, and the letter writing of those who are ignorant of arts and sciences can be regarded as an invention with infinite merits.
54. Love and sexual desire are twins, similar but different. Sexual desire is not the foundation of love, and love is not the sublimation of sexual desire.
55. Pengtu is not used to being a father. He has a slight feeling for the group of red meat with five senses, but he can't feel the pride of the creator and the eccentricity of his master.
56. It is shameful to associate with Li, Gu Erqian and others.
57. Fang Hung-chien wants to crush every bone in Miss Su's thin body into lime powder.
58. Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or unclean thorns in fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.
59. In the past, the policy of ignorance was that people were not allowed to receive education. In modern times, the obscurantism policy only allows people to receive some kind of education.
60. It is not easy to light a lamp in heavy rain. The matches are all wet, and even a few strokes will only lead to a fire in my heart.
Appreciation of besieged city poems
The beauty conditions praised by Arab poets in Arabian Nights are: thin body circumference, heavy back and backache when standing.
There is a kind of people who only borrow money and don't pay it back, so there is a kind of people who only teach others Taoism, not what morality they have.
Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; On the contrary, useless things will be covered and defended by people, and they can also avoid being abandoned.
China is the most scientific country in the world, and no country is willing to do it for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, scientists in China have been promoted.
Sleep has a strange temper. You don't want it, it will come. Invite it, coax it, try every means to seduce it, and it will hide without a trace.
People in the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage, career or (games), life wishes are mostly the same.
The meaning of a sentence in the listener's mind is often like a strange cat entering the room, and there is no sound. You didn't realize it existed until it called Miao.
Major events in the world can be handled casually, and small things can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but never steal other people's wallets.
Rumors spread faster than flu, worse than meteors, more vicious than hooligans and more tiring than abortion.
He doesn't know that women can't think of those things when they are happy in love. Only when they have doubts will they ask men to get engaged and get married as soon as possible. Love is so safe.
She knew that it was her own letter in the box and she didn't want to open it. The box doesn't seem to open, and she hasn't completely broken with him. As soon as she opened it, she broke up with him with conclusive evidence.
The child is under two years old, with a flat nose, two squints and high eyebrows. They are so far away and lovesick, just like the faces of China people in newspaper cartoons.
Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.
"To be in the country" and "to return government to the people" are just illusory words. Giving away someone's name is actually like a magician playing with a flying knife, letting go and not letting go.
Hung-chien ran out of the door, thinking that the kiss on the lips just now was very easy and should not be used as evidence of loving her. It seems that kissing is equal to physical examination, and it takes a certain weight to be qualified.
Some so-called seminars actually invite some unscrupulous people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a nondescript meeting!
It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.
She was so busy that she looked at the window. Sure enough, Hung-chien stood with his back to the road outside the fence diagonally opposite, and the rain in the wind whipped his unresponsive body sideways like a water whip. Her heart melted into bitter water.
Miss Su said, "There is also a saying in France. However, it is not a birdcage, but a besieged castle fortresse assiegee. People outside the city want to rush in, and people in the city want to escape. "
When someone is lovelorn, they will immediately regard their sadness as a beggar's rotten leg, a bloody public exhibition, bo people's pity, or things have changed, like soldiers' golden sores and old spots, and undressing instructions, which will make people dumbfounded.
It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce by agreement". Famous sayings of besieged city
She and Hsin-mei have known each other for a long time, and they will not turn into love over time like the weather every day in winter. You can't add today's temperature to yesterday, so tomorrow will become a warm spring.
Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles are just facial muscles, as if a coach is shouting a password: "one!" " "Suddenly grinning," two! " Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face.
The battalion commander Hou has a big orange nose with a face on it. He has everything on his face except his eyebrows. He has a few wine thorns on his nose, like an unripe strawberry. He laughs loudly and looks like a hero.
Fang Hung-chien said, "Women are political animals by nature. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. It is really icing on the cake for women to study politics. "
When Fang Hung-chien returned the letter to Miss Tang, he was insensitive. After a while, he woke up from a coma and began to feel heartbroken, just like curling up and numb limbs. As soon as he straightened out the blood circulation, he felt tingling.
The phrase "happy forever" is not only too slim to be realized, but also too absurd to be established. Fast will never last; When we say that we are always happy, it is like saying that the circular motion of a square is as contradictory as the static motion.
This modern girl, who hates small cities most in her life, is out of date, fashionable and urbanized with local flavor. Just like the first tailor-made suit in China, both sides are old clothes made by pretending foreigners, and the sleeves and pants are also made according to the style.
That woman usually has a narcissistic and irrelevant expression-a common expression of a perfunctory guest at a big party or an untimely unmarried girl at a wedding reception-but now she shows disgust, which can't be concealed by black glasses.
Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.
Love is as greedy as fire, because it will spread and be as cruel, destroying solid raw materials in prison and turning ashes into light and enthusiasm ... Time erodes friendship, just like water flowing through a stone, but it is washed clean.
For example, two ships passed by in the dark. One of them caught a glimpse of his dream face in the light of the opposite cabin. They were far away before they called. The approach of this moment is far from being seen.
At that time, Miss Su attached too much importance to her love and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.
This diploma seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body lobe, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity. I don't have a diploma, as if I were naked in spirit and had no package.
You won't know me, although you have been fooled by me. When you were tempted by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend and even an ideal to pursue, but you didn't see me. Only those who refuse my temptation, like Jesus Christ, know who I am.
Hearing the last sentence, he understood in despair, looked up with tears in his eyes, like the face of a big child who was beaten and scolded, and swallowed them. Miss Tang's nose suddenly got sour. "You're right. I am a liar, I dare not fight again, and I will not hate it in the future. " Stand up and go.
Some people call her a "deli" because only deli will publicly display meat with many warm colors; Others call her "truth" because it is said that "truth" is naked. Miss Bao is not naked, so they changed it to "partial truth".
It is a pleasure to give food to people who have their own food; It is shameful to eat other people's food when there is food. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, to send meals to people who have no food is to send meals; If you eat other people's food because you have no food, you will lose face while enjoying it.
On the table at the door, there is a pile of rice bowls and a few pieces of half-baked fat in a big plate. It used to be braised in brown sauce, but now it's like the bad luck of a red man, cold and dark. Next to it is a plate of steamed bread, which looks like an innocent girl from a distance. It is full of black spots. When she approached, these black spots rose and disappeared into the surrounding darkness. It turned out to be a fly.
Appreciation of Besieged City
1, Mrs. Shen has two black bags under her eyes, like a round shell marching thermos, which should be filled with passionate tears. The thick rouge on the lips is brought into the mouth through spitting, and the dark yellow uneven teeth are stained with red marks, which are bloody like murder clues in detective novels.
2. The thorn of life is here. What you don't want to leave is what you don't want to stay.
3. There is a kind of person who only borrows money and doesn't pay it back, so there is a kind of person who only teaches others Taoism, not what morality he has.
4. When Fang Hung-chien saw that Miss Tang was not smiling, she still had a smile on her face, like the sound in the air after the music stopped. Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles know that facial muscles are doing soft exercises, as if a coach is shouting a password: "one!" " "Suddenly grinning," two! "Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face, like the curtain before the opening of the movie.
5. There is no woman who thinks she has no love, and there is no man who thinks he is inferior to others.
6. Fang Hung-chien also wanted to have lunch at China restaurant last night. Miss Bao insisted on western food, saying that she didn't want to meet acquaintances in the same boat, so she found a western restaurant with a decent appearance. Who knows that nothing from cold cuts to coffee is delicious: the soup served is cold, but the ice cream is hot; Fish, like the marine corps, have landed for several days; Meat is like a submarine soldier, lying in the water for a long time; Except vinegar, bread, beef and red wine are all sour.
7. Mrs. Sun's eyes are red and swollen, and her eyes seem to be soaked with tears, like dew on the petals in summer morning, which will fall off when her fingers touch gently.
At that time, Miss Su attached too much importance to her love and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.
9. "To the country" and "to the people" are just empty bubbles in the language illusion. The name of delivery is actually like a magician playing with a flying knife, letting go and not getting rid of it.
10, the husband is a woman's occupation, no husband is equal to unemployment, so we should firmly hold on to this job.
1 1, (Teacher Zhang) gave birth to only one daughter, and spared no expense to cultivate it locally, teaching foreign skills and habits that can be edified in schools, and fashions and attitudes that foreign countries can create in beauty salons and hair salons. ..... He thought that a girl would be old at the age of twenty, but she wouldn't get married after that, so she had to go to an antique exhibition to be mourned.
12, if you want to get married, go first.
13, I promised to go and see her, why not go once? I know there may be a lot of trouble in the future, but life is too boring and ready-made girlfriends are too scarce! For example, people who can't sleep, regardless of the harm of sleeping pills, must first understand the comfort in front of them.
14, women are political animals by nature. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. It is really icing on the cake for women to study politics. ..... Women don't have to study politics, but today's politicians have to learn from women if they want to succeed.
15, eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the good ones to eat, and the other person saves the best ones for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.
17, hit the dog to see the owner's face, so hit the cat to see the housewife's face.
18, the most primitive sleep in life, is also a sample of death.
19, what's the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.
20. The first love is unforgettable and it feels wonderful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.
2 1, most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love failed. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one. In love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love.
22. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men do. However, a man who becomes bad when he has money is not much better even if he has no money.
23. Whether a man can give you a sense of security does not lie in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.
24. Will it last forever? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best in their life journey. That is, the one who is destiny takes a hand. Why can't you find it? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may find destiny takes a hand at 40, but can you wait until you are 40? I couldn't find it in my twenties, so I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, but I had to give it up. This is the sorrow of life.
25. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are precious, are precious things so beautiful? Do gold and diamonds look good?