Whether you get rich or die, this moment is your life.

Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

There are many things in the world that make me feel bored, so I don't care about their occurrence and development. I know people have to do something.

The weather is given to you by God, and it is a manifestation of God. Living in the arms of God, you should learn to appreciate God's expressions.

At a singer's new song conference, Wang Han sent a bunch of barley to congratulate him and said, I wish your album a big sale. The man said, but yours seems to be rice. Wang Han said, that's better. This is natural.

The legendary god also has to work. The gatekeeper should watch the door, the god of wealth should take care of money, the river god can't take care of floods, and the rain god should distribute rainwater. I shouldn't be the master.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I'm a Jianghu person.

The night gave me black eyes, but I want to wear Bosch & Lomb with them.

God has a responsibility. They go to their boss, Jade Emperor, and punch in every day.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, isn't love a good end?

I have made up my mind that if I have a son, I will be a robber and if I have a daughter, I will be a princess.

According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

I don't know Wu Bai very well. His brother 250 knows me very well.

Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women and be casual to men.

Playboy: put your mind and time into it.

What people fear most is not death, but regret.

When you are old, you should have four elders: your wife, your old friend, your lair and your old base.

I have decided to be a hero when I have a son and a princess when I have a daughter.

Chris Lee held a handful of flowers, wanted to sing and put them down. Wang Han was right next to her and said, Never mind, just put it on for me.

Wang Han (visiting the public judges): Some people say that our visit to the public judges is arranged. To prove this statement wrong, let me visit a judge who has got a microphone.

Some judges cheered, spoke a long paragraph of Cantonese, and strung Zhou's title song into an encouragement. Wang Han volunteered to translate: She said that the super girls were very good, especially the two hosts, who were good hosts and handsome.

Wang Han: I'm from Li Xiang. Audience: No, you're Wang Han. I'm Wang Han, Li Xiang's partner.

I am the extremely happy host Wang Han, and I am the beloved host Wang Han.

Nowadays, girls are very virtuous and can't do anything at home.

Wang Han likes his daughter. Chou Xiao said after giving birth to a son last year: Chou Xiao gave birth to a son this year, and so did Sun Mingjie (Chou Xiao's former partner in Shi Jing). Hum, I will have a daughter in the future. When their son came to see my daughter, I disagreed. Hum!

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat.

Cooking at home with children.

He said foreigners speak bird language, and Kyle said foreigners speak English.

Wang Han said that the eagle is a kind of bird, so it is called bird language.

The cheerleaders in Minnesota asked Wang Han why China asked China Wang Han: That's because a long time ago, we thought China was the center of the world, and we believed that China would become the center of the world in the future.

What advertising award was awarded at the Golden Eagle Festival the year before last?

The hostess said that she used to watch advertisements for too long and then changed the channel.

As a result, Han Han went on to say that the advertisement is different now, saying that the hostess; Why is it different?

Han said; If you want to watch the advertisement without changing the channel, just unplug it.

As a result, the woman smiled (this is the award ceremony, and the woman is still the one in the middle! )

Still charming, and then continue; No, I'm just kidding!

(The audience laughs, only Han Han is calm and comfortable! ! Admire! ! )

Dad, you like chickens so much that you don't know what eggs to lay (Changde Edition).

On Rose's date, the male guest said that he asked the female guests to see his true side in a short time.

Wang Han: You mean to let the female guests see you take out your clothes in a short time.

Hmm. How interesting

As black as a roll.

Kyle asked Wang Han, Do you still smoke? Wang Han said, I haven't smoked for a long time. I even covered my rice (ring)

Guang (say) Le (come out) Come here (frighten) you to get out!

The new horse anchor (it seems to be a horse pig girl)

Go on the show without taking a shower (as if it were a lice girl)

Covered with oil mites (there seems to be two words behind)

A lump on the face (this sentence is the most classic and vivid)

Who composes the music?

M: I said, Jun Jun, be careful in class next time. Don't fart so loudly!

W: Yes. Please forgive us if we feel embarrassed.

Jun: What if I can't?

M: You can't set it to vibrate. You are so stupid!

When he arrived at He Jiong karaoke bars, Wang said to He, You brought a lot of barbed wire today. He was stunned. Barbed wire? Wang was patient, just a die-hard fan. He was called crossing the line and walked off the stage with a smile.

Ou Di bullied Qian Feng every day, and Wang Hangang said Qian Feng ~ ~ ~ Now, stop talking, or the audience will send a message saying that we bullied Qian Feng!

Wang Han: Handsome guys will be chosen by teachers to practice dancing, just as I can only be chosen to play basketball. Kyle said, no, I was good-looking when I was a child. How can I be chosen to speak cross talk? Wang Han: Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!

Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends, so girls, if you want to be a poet, break up with your boyfriend!