Zhao Benshan’s classic lines from all previous Spring Festival Gala sketches

1990 “Blind Date” – First Prize for Zhao Benshan and Huang Xiaojuan

Classic lines:

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(1) Underground workers, hired by the Lord of Hell, have gone to ruin and cannot be transferred back.

(2) Don’t say anything, long live your understanding.

(3) Anyone who has had sex with a partner knows that 80% of the time if you say "stupid".

(4) The key places were pinched.

(5) What if the police come to punish you! Don't cry, I don't even have my ID card with me.

1991 "Little Nine Old Music" - Zhao Benshan Yang Lei Second Prize

(1) If I do something wrong, you, the leader, should criticize me.

(2) If you say everything to your wife, do you still call her a gentleman?

1992 "I Want to Have a Family" - Zhao Benshan Huang Xiaojuan First Prize

(1) If there are difficulties, you must overcome them, and if there are no difficulties, you must overcome them even if they create difficulties.

(2) 35 years old, brackets: There is a discrepancy between the actual age and the appearance. It is not a big problem if you don’t look carefully. This is superficial aging.

(3) Life is like a cup of Erguotou, so don’t worry about the ups and downs.

(4) I have been divorced and I get kicked when I speak Mandarin.

(5) I am not nervous.

(6) Sixth-level carpenter, equivalent to intermediate intellectuals.

1993 "New Year's greetings" - Zhao Benshan, Yan Shuping, Wang Zhongqing and Su Jie second prize

(1) The local theater troupe has organized a Qigong training class, and the rehearsal space is rented to small businessmen to sell goods The stall was set up, and I was forced to sideline my scientific level. As a result, all seven days a week were Sundays.

(2) The old sow wears a mask - she really cares about this old face.

(3) Weighing spoons, cleaning tables, and serving dishes are not important. This work can be done by one person. If I want to do it, I will do it. It is not done by humans.

1995 "Uncle Niu "Lifts the Gan"" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Zhang Yuping, second prize

(1) I stayed with you for a while, and finally got rid of gastroptosis.

(2) The knowledge is all in this bag, (holding the bag) this is the manager, (carrying the bag) this is the electricity bill collector.

(3) (Get the manuscript) This, ah! I said, ah! ...I can’t read!

(4) (Turtle eggs strung on thread) Nonsense, nonsense, why don’t you just let this go?

1996 "Three Whips" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Li Hai Second Prize

(1) Aren't you the one who drives? I am the driver, we are traveling together, we are collectively called the driver.

(2) It’s against the rules if you’re tall.

(3) Eating is a small matter - drinking is a big deal.

(4) Foreigners do things more quickly. They just say three sentences, which are very touching, and the matter is done.

It is thought-provoking and thought-provoking - bye! Bye-Bye! Goodbye!

1997 "Red Sorghum Model Team" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, etc. Second Prize

(1) I am worried that there is no one to teach me, and a sticky bean bag falls from the sky.

(2) Try to squeeze out all the artistic details from him in the shortest possible time.

(3) Whether the cat walks in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse.

(4) Real costume show? Why don't you just wrap your head in silk, expose your shoulders, wear a glass ball, and dangle your flowery ax down the aisle.

1998 "New Year's Greetings" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Gao Xiumin, Second Prize

(1) The blind CHU guy can't find the North Pole when he goes to Antarctica, and he can't split the lower fork after practicing cerebral thrombosis. Legs, the big horse monkey doesn't look beautiful in a cheongsam, and if you ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, he can't even reach his mouth.

(2) He is happy when the president wears a high hat - Charles de Gaulle!

(3) A mouse acts as a companion to a cat - making money at the expense of his life.

(4) Come down, what are you doing? Corruption?

(5) Even if you give us Yunnan Baiyao, you still can’t make up for the trauma in our souls.

1999 "Yesterday Today Tomorrow" - Zhao Benshan Song Dandan Cui Yongyuan First Prize

(1) This is my husband - this is my mother.

(2) Your program hosting is really good, but it’s just the shortcomings of people.

(3) Smiling like crying.

(4) You have a face as long as a shoehorn, can I catch you?

(5) Wu Laoer next door started to tremble when he looked at me - Wu Laoer had cerebral thrombosis, which made everyone tremble when he looked at me.

(6) The two white front teeth were also laid off last year.

(7) Autumn waves are spinach in autumn.

(8) There was one household appliance at that time - a flashlight!

(9) Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol - and Ni Ping is the lover of my dreams. How can I love you!

(10) Can I still board your broken ship with this old ticket?

2000 "Hourly Worker" - Zhao Benshan Song Dandan First Prize

(1) How many steps do you need to install an elephant in a refrigerator? Three steps! The first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door.

(2) Talk with you, chat with you, chat with you - san accompany you!

(3) It hurts my self-esteem to leave.

(4) Chat with me for another 10 yuan - chat! Anyway, the 10 yuan is your consumption.

(5) Baby, if you wear a vest, I won’t recognize you?

(6) I roughly divide the elderly into three types: emotional loss type, endocrine disorder type, Alzheimer type... You are the depressed type in the house.

(7) That old lady is uglier than you! She is not as ugly as you! You are uglier than her!

(8) You are definitely the type to find trouble when nothing happens.

(9) Who is Madonna? ...You name her sister, McDonald's!

2001 "Trafficking" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Gao Xiumin, first prize

(1) Abducted, abducted, sold, sold, abducted.

(2) With a big head and a thick neck, he is not a wealthy man.

(3) The peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper part is enlarged.

(4) Take two steps if you are not sick.

(5) You will be numb even if you stamp on it.

(6) I was puzzled. How could there be such a big gap between the two couples living together?

(7) What fate!

(8) Thank you!

2002 "Selling Cars" - First Prize Awarded by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Gao Xiumin

(1) I have been looking for you every day, every month. I have been looking for you for a full year - Don't get excited, we never leave our names behind when we do good deeds.

(2) Deception! Then lie!

(3) Don’t make it 3 years old, you can make it 4 years old if you can.

(4) Congratulations, you will all rush to answer.

(5) With an IQ like mine, I will never be able to read a watch in the future.

2003 "Heart Disease" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Gao Xiumin, first prize

(1) Oh my god, I still have a big job.

(2) My heart is like a cold one!

(3) Treatment by talking, also called "talk therapy".

(4) My knowledge is all mixed up.

(5) You are really a man, a pure man!

2004 "Water Delivery Man" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Gao Xiumin, first prize

(1) Am I a serious person - a serious person spends 20 yuan to strip off an old man's clothes?

(2) The corpse of the ancients was called a mummy - then it must be called an aunt!

(3) (Putting candy into mouth) Diabetes came out after a while.

(4) She asked me if I would drive it? I said open it, and she opened it with a "bang". I said you are kidding!

(5) Look at my life, the whole hat is still green.

2005 "Kung Fu" - Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili, Wang Xiaohu, First Prize

(1) The cruel reality has penetrated my inner defense line!

(2) Oh my God! Earth! Which angel sister said this for me!

(3) Form a group to fool me!

(4) It was the first snow in 2003, which came slightly later than in 2002.

(5) A chef doesn’t look at recipes, but looks at the art of war!

2006 "Telling Things" - First Prize for Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Cui Yongyuan

(1) That's quite...

(2) Let's make do with it, How far away could it be?

(3) A leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without scandal is not a celebrity. It is difficult to be a man, and it is difficult to be a woman - it is difficult to be a famous old woman...!

(4) Women should be more ruthless when dealing with themselves.

(5) Came by special plane? Yes, it came here on a brick tractor.

(6) (Ribbon-cutting) She fell ill with the flu right after the ribbon-cutting. More than 10,000 chickens died at that time, and she was eventually nicknamed "Yijianmei".

(7) People need money to sing, but they need their lives to sing!

2007 "Planning" - Zhao Benshan Song Dandan Niu Qun First Prize

(1) You are so talented!

(2) Our male male has laid eggs. Doesn’t this mean that I am pregnant?

(3) Lay your own eggs and let others talk!

(4) What are you scratching on the ground with your paws? Look carefully, you are practicing your signature!

(5) The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oh yes!

2008 "Torchbearer" - First Prize for Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Liu Liu

"Olympic Torchbearer's Legs: Ham", "In this life, if you don't bully me, I will simply No way to live." 2009 "Not Short of Money" - Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Xiao Shenyang Maomao won the first prize

Classic lines:

(1) People like this What is the most painful thing in life, do you know? It’s just that the person died and the money was not spent!

(2) There are more painful things in this life. Do you know what they are? Even if the person is not dead, the money is gone!

(3) People can’t be too picky, do you know that? Human life is so short. As soon as you close your eyes, a day passes; as soon as you close your eyes and don't open them, a lifetime passes..."

(4) I will never forget your great kindness and kindness, and I will never let you go even if you are a ghost.

2010 "Donation" - First Prize for Zhao Benshan, Wang Xiaoli and Xiao Shenyang Yuyang

(1) No one has called me this nickname for more than 30 years. I didn’t expect anyone to still call it. Inheritance. It’s just that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation gets older!

(2) Americans were so good in the past, why don’t they come to us to borrow money this year?

(3) I just want to have a home, and I am homeless again!

(4) I am not in a high state now, but my blood pressure is a little high!

(5) You are like Nezha, King Kong Calabash, and Xiaobing Zhang Ga..." "How come they are all children?" "Can adults do such a thing like you?"

(6) You used to carry water for the widow in the village, and donated money to the widow outside the village. You are destined to be a widow in your life!

(7) It was also broadcast live. I think it was suppressed live! "

(8) Originally we were just two piles of dry firewood, but it turned out that your side was burning very brightly, so you turned around and poured urine on my side, killing me...

(9) I still laugh? Can I promise not to cry? ;