Humorous classic inspirational quotes

1. What is the road? It is trampled out from a place where there is no road, it is carved out from a place where there are only thorns. ——"The Complete Works of Lu Xun"

　2. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

3. Virtue is bravery, and you are never afraid of doing good.

4. The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us 24 hours a day.

5. There is no cliff or tower in the world that a man with two feet cannot climb...Similarly, there is no such scientific peak in the world that cannot be climbed by human beings. Unattainable. ——Guo Minski

6. There is no innate confidence, only confidence that is constantly cultivated.

7. Every successful person has a beginning. Only by having the courage to start can you find the way to success.

8. People should not be afraid of death. What they should be afraid of is not living truly.

9. There are many ways to make money, but if you can’t find the seeds to make money, you won’t be able to become a business owner.

10. It is the hero who emerges, the talent who emerges, and the fool who emerges.

11. Do you want to understand what revolution is? Just call it progress. Do you want to understand what progress is? Call it tomorrow. Tomorrow goes ahead and does its work, and has begun doing it today, and despite all the changes, it never fails to reach its goal. ——Hugo

12. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I'm done.

13. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

14. Flattery makes everyone happy, but speaking out makes everyone dislike it.

15. Don’t lament the pain of life! --- Lament that he is a weak person...

16. If you kill the "now", you will also kill the "future" - the future is the era of descendants. ——"The Complete Works of Lu Xun"

17. If you don't manage your finances, your finances will ignore you.

18. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.

19. The value of life is measured by the work a person has done for the contemporary era.

20. If you don’t set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in life that limit your performance.

21. It’s not that we didn’t catch the last train of happiness, but that we couldn’t get on it.

22. Wealth is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you become; the same is true for fame.

23. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

24. Wise people never sit down and lament over failure, they must look for it optimistically.

25. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, and negative thinking leads to a negative life.

26. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

27. Stand high and pee far.

28. The boss has no ambition, and the company has no team. The boss has no ideas and the company has no culture.

29. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

30. No smart person would deny the training value of pain and sorrow. —— Huxley: "Evolution and Ethics"

31. The kind of person you think you are is the kind of person you will become.

32. The words of knowledgeable people are often superficial, while the words of experts are often contradictory.

33. Patience and persistence are better than intensity and fanaticism. ——La Fontaine: "Fables"

34. The hooligans are not to be feared, but the hooligans are literate...

35. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money! You can't hang yourself from a tree. You have to try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

36. The road of history is not the sidewalk on Nevsky Prospekt. It advances entirely in the fields, sometimes through dust, sometimes through mud, sometimes across swamps, and sometimes through jungles. ——Chernyshevsky

37. The curtain of the stage of life may open at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

38. If you do not participate in the struggle to transform society, your ideals and hopes will always be an illusory reality. ——Wu Yunduo: "Let ideals rooted in reality shine"

39. My talents will be useful, and my talents will be useful. I will ascend to heaven!

40. Even after countless hardships, you are still strong, regardless of the winds from east to west, north and south. ——"The Collection of Zheng Banqiao"

41. Rather than looking at the fish in the abyss, it is better to retreat and build a net.

42. It’s not that things change quickly, but that you’re too inexperienced.

43. Once a dream is put into action, it will become sacred.

44. Whoever wants to be a wise person has no time to be naughty and mischievous.

45. There is nothing better than being honest when you are in an official position, and there is nothing better than being honest when you are in wealth.

46. Action is the cure for fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

47. Two seeds, a forest.

48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

49. Experience is a liability and learning is an asset.

50. What you have is vitality. When you encounter deep forests, you can make flat land. When you encounter wilderness, you can plant trees. When you encounter deserts, you can dig wells and springs. ——"The Complete Works of Lu Xun"

51. Death is not the misfortune of the deceased, but the misfortune of the living. ()

52. What is failure? Nothing, just one step closer to success; what is success? It means that after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.