1, Nanfang, do you have a cuckold at home? Go back and look for it. Lend it to your buddy for two days.
I will marry you if I win, and marry me if I lose.
As long as you dare to tell me your dream, I will dare to fight for it. This is my dream!
A man has three things in his life, wife, house and children. The first is to go south. I declare that he has become a third of the southerners.
I really have no other problems except being nice, otherwise I would have succeeded.
6. Lu Tao, stand up, get out of the shadow of lovelorn pain and retirement, go to work, fall in love, eat, drink and play billiards. You should cherish the opportunities that neither I nor southern Hunan have, and strive for a better tomorrow.
7, two extremely failed and desperate bodies, almost, just a little bit, embrace together unscrupulously.
8, pig head, I don't understand, how do you eat grass by the nest? Are you not a pig? Only rabbits are eating grass by the nest!
9. They dare to say that you also dare to believe that they brought me a cuckold husband in the middle of the night and cried bitterly. Why? It's not good enough.
10, if you win, marry me, if you lose, I will marry you.
1 1, Hanako: waiter, check out!
Attendant: 58 yuan altogether.
Xiao Yun: Wow, this is a lot of money. Don't be so extravagant in the future.
Xiangnan: OK, Hanako, I'll come next time.
Hanako: Next time, next time, what dream will you buy by installment?
12. On the first day of heartbroken Utopia, Lu Lu brought a bunch of children to sing, drink and have fun.
The pig told Hanako that Lulu stood out from the crowd and sang well.
Hanako said to the pig's head, "If she looks like this, then she is a dead female gangster."
Lulu is afraid of being fat and afraid to eat.
Hanako said, "You are not fat at all. You are as thin as a cramp. "
Advise Hanako and Lulu to go through the formalities.
Nan said to Hanako, "It is not a problem for you to spend so much money. You are almost wasting people into women. "
13 you see, the four of you have got three marriage certificates and one divorce certificate in just a few years, which has caused enough trouble to our government ~
14, it won't be long before I hold the beauty in my right hand and shake the key of Big Ben in my left hand.
15, Hanako: Eat! ! ! If they are still there when we come back, I will cut off the power and thank them for letting them leave. go to ...
Millay: Hey, Hanako, can I take my dog?
Hanako: OK, you can add another dish.
16, pig head: Wild Horse Investment Company, you know. How about the name? I gave it to myself.
Hanako: Wild horse! Don't tell me it's better than a wild donkey.
17, Nan: "Does our family have a yard?" (Old Beijing Hutong Siheyuan)
Hanako: "We have a personal full-time barber, as well as shampoo and conditioner. Do you? " I just bought a second-hand hair salon.
Xiangnan: "Our mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from our marriage. Do you have it at home? " "
Hanako: "We have an old SUV at home. We have nothing to do and go for a ride. Is it so romantic for your family? " (N-handed Beijing Jeep that can't be smashed for 600 yuan)
Xiangnan: "We have a color TV, refrigerator and washing machine at home, which is convenient for you." (Courtyard sharing)
Hanako: "We have a private enterprise in our family. We don't have to go out to work. We just like SOHO. Hey, when will your family catch up with such a post-modern life? "
18, Hanako: You are responsible for eating vegetables, and you can have two bites of whatever you like.
Xiao Chun: You are responsible for speaking and listening to what I like.
Hanako: Xiao Chun, what's your dream? Tell me, and I will fight for it.
Xiao Chun: What about you, Hanako? What's your dream?
Hanako: That's my dream!
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