If you are unhappy, it's no use even if you live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough! The following are the classic inspirational quotations I collected for you about Stephen Chow. Welcome to reading.

Stephen Chow's inspirational classic quotations 1 1. Are you hungry? I will give you a bowl of noodles.

2. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

Being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

People are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

5. There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food.

I have always believed that fairy tales are true.

7.ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

8. You don't even have the strength to hit people, and you call it bad society?

9. Why do I cry? It turned out to be onions.

10, you can say I'm a walk-on, but you can't say I'm a smelly walk-on! King of comedy.

1 1, unhappy, even if you live for a lifetime, it is useless. Happy, even if you only live for a few days!

12, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?

13, look, that man looks like a dog.

14, don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome.

15, I didn't expect the lion roar to have a big horn, so I humbly admit defeat.

16, the pants are already half taken off. Give me another chance!

17 I was going to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas.

18, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

19, only more and more powerful, can more and more fairy tales.

20. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.

2 1, people, if there is no dream, what is the difference between it and salted fish.

22, eldest brother, you are just a robber, don't learn from others!

23. If you don't remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.

24. The Taoist priest brought money back to the villagers for dried fish: I won't want anything expensive!

25. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

26. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.

27, as long as the heart, everyone is a god of food.

28, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

29, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!

30. My admiration for you is really like a raging river, and it is like a runaway Yellow River flooding.

3 1, there's nothing wrong with you. It's your parents' problems that make you like this.

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

33. Ten thousand years is too long. So don't wait so long.

34. The highest state of love is a kind of regret.

35, I should hit you, don't hurt you!

36. Jianghu is sinister. I never leave my name easily.

37. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me.

38. All love in the world is love, and there is no difference in size.

39. ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

40. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?

4 1. Actually, I'm an actor.

42, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, be careful even the dog will faint.

43. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student).

44. so what It's chop suey noodles. What are a few pieces of shit? Twenty-three dollars and fifty cents.

45. Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous!

46. Do I have to tell you the palm of the Tathagata?

47. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills.

48. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you?

49. You are so humorous. I didn't advertise that you have shit on your face.

50. How come? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

5 1, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?

52. Can you be professional!

53. With your wisdom, can I scare you?

54. I have been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.

55. The front is dark and nothing can be seen. Not exactly. It will be beautiful after dawn.

Stephen Chow's inspirational classic quotations 2 1. If you don't have a dream, you are no different from salted fish. Shaolin soccer.

2. Wow! I took you there! A Chinese Odyssey Moonlight Box

I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life! The legend of the dragon

4, people come, lower the brakes and release the dog! Hail the Judge

5.30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really missed her all the time in the city. Sometimes people in the city suddenly stop to pee, and then I think of her, and when I feel sweet, I forget to take that half-bubble urine with me. Travel by train

6. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

7, young people, arrogant, it is better to be taught by your own people than to be killed by others outside! King of kings 2000

8. Sir, your forehead is full of bones, your eyes are bright, immortals are reincarnated, and immortals come down to earth. I finally waited for you, so don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster was inevitable, I was doomed. Even if I have to take a big risk, I will let you see the whole picture. God of cooking

Stephen Chow's inspirational classic quotation 3 1, I should hit you, not hurt you!

There is a dead mouse hanging around his waist, pretending to be hunting.

The earth is very dangerous. Go back to Mars.

Grandpa, do you pee standing or squatting?

The Jianghu is sinister, so I never leave my name easily.

6. Thank you for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to my story!

7. Find a place to sit down, have a cup of tea, eat a steamed stuffed bun and chat slowly.

You can call me a runner, but please don't put the word "death" in front of me.

9. I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry.

Stephen Chow's inspirational classic quotations 4 1. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you can't say that I am a' smelly walk-on'!

I have never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of beef, the sweetness of urine shrimp and the mixed taste are even worse than "rat point", just like being more poetic than my first love. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. It suddenly occurred to me that home is a good poem! What a beautiful poem!

Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

4. Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. There is a natural cycle, and the weather is right and the people are harmonious. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

Do you think you will not be found hiding here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, amazing knife skills, and that dry glass of Martina all fascinated me deeply.

6. Ah Shui is famous for picking up numerous girls and is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.

7. Don't think that I won't hit you because you are handsome.

Stephen Chow's inspirational classic quotations 5 1. The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

2, sir: I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest faucet, people stop killing, Buddha stops killing!

I mean, my method is a lovely land of distraction used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Concentrate on watching movies today, dig bones and get warheads. Here we go.

4. I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, we must save her from the ocean of desire with condescending eyes and strong arms.

5. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

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