1 My name is Wang Dachui. Unexpectedly, I finally ...
Please learn your lines by heart before going on stage.
Even without special effects, typing directly is too perfunctory.
4 shamelessly admitted it.
What he said is so reasonable that I am speechless.
What just happened? I didn't do anything.
I believe that before long, I will be promoted and raised, become general manager and CEO, and marry Bai to reach the peak of my life. I'm still a little excited to think about it.
Today you ignore my love, tomorrow I will make you unattainable, hum!
When you feel poor, ugly and useless, don't lose heart, at least your judgment is right.
10, the river is booming. Thank you for trusting me. Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, leading my day. The sun rose, the red flower won the fire, and the leader threw the blame on me.
I came up with a plan that will catch fire. If not, I will commit suicide by swallowing dung.
12 is really a rich elder sister, who has bought off the conscience of both the painter and the matchmaker.
13 Happiness always comes inadvertently. I've only been married for three months and have children of my own.
14 I am such a good boy with all-round development in morality, intelligence, physique and beauty.
Should I go to Tsinghua or Lan Xiang? It's hard to make a decision.
16 I can't educate you any more. Please go.
17 My name is Wang Dachui, and I wake up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters every day. However, in the face of more than 200 beautiful maids, I am not happy because I have money. I just want to have an unforgettable love.
18 Someone dares to attack me? I've never felt before! Is this the heartbeat of love? It must be! Local tyrants like me have no resistance to such a humble ordinary woman who is not good at dressing up, but is good at slapping people.
19 think about it this way, the boss feels good except that he doesn't pay.
20 hey! Women are really a stumbling block to men's success.
2 1 Don't mess with me. My father is a hidden high official. No matter how many people I have sex with in turn, my dad will keep me safe.
I have been ahead of you at the starting line for more than 200 years.
Give me a pancake fruit and ten eggs.
Mom, I have to hang up. You don't have to worry about my study anymore. ...
If I look like Daniel Wu, can't I be a singer? Can I only be a quiet handsome man and die alone?
Baby, baby, I'm your sledgehammer
Warm toilets are also a treasure trove for review.
My English is mixed with my hometown dialect and my natural accent, so I can be said to be a natural English overlord.
Aunt has a big belly because she is fat.
Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains (this sentence is not a sledgehammer, but it is really classic)