1. More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I would suddenly stop peeing, and then think of her, and my heart would feel sweet. After half a pee, I forgot to pee.

2. However, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become Emotions are defective. Even if you keep an emotionally defective person forever, it will be useless.

3. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

4. Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years, and we have been teaching you and raising you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift!

5. In fact, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, conquers thousands of girls, *** the movie market, improves the connotation of young people, and is a graceful prankster. My name is Gu Jing, English The name is Jing Koo!

6. Let me introduce you to Pizzad’s boyfriend. He has a bad and ugly hairstyle, has little money, has never read a book, and has so-so sexual abilities, but he is considered a talented person. Haha..

7. Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible. With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will all be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the love saint of the neighborhood and the soul of Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Prince Egg Tower.

8. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk.

9. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short!

10. I tell you, when dealing with this kind of woman, you must use a condescending look and a strong arm to rescue her from the sea of ??desire.

11. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

12. Ridiculous! I dare to say boldly, no one dares to pretend in front of me, please be quiet!

13. You go first. I will wait until my legs are not shaking so much and my heartbeat is not so chaotic.

14. If you want to scare me, you won’t be able to knock me down. I’m not afraid of anything but ghosts!

15. In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now that there is Zixia Fairy, he may be a little taller than me. It’s just because you are a burden that he will be a little taller than me!

16. Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the precept of anger! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things away, but why did you... Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished speaking! The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn’t hit the children, it’s still wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

17. Wukong, just stab me to death. Life is so sad and death is so painful. When you understand the importance of sacrificing your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me! Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha...

18. It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and keep good people, and it is my own interest to do good and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the road every time. I do it once a week, and if it's a national holiday, I do it two or three times more.

19. In ancient times, there was talk about Yun Chang concentrating on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I, Lingling Qi, concentrate on watching an A-movie, digging out bones and extracting warheads.

20. My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

21. Good deeds have good causes, and evil deeds have their retribution. The laws of heaven are cyclical and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. I admire the emperor. The heart is like the endless flow of a surging river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control.

22. Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible. With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will all be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the love saint of the neighborhood and the soul of Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Prince Egg Tower. .

23. In this play, she fully demonstrated the sadness and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. Whether it is in terms of eyes, expressions, movements, and behavior, she can act perfectly. , penetrating into the wood, especially the last action of throwing off the horse, which is more able to express post-modernism and a strong accusation against this society.

24. The alkaline water surface has not been submerged in cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water smell. The fish balls also don’t have a fishy taste, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry sauce and wanted to make it into curry fish balls.

But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the curry tastes only on the outside. Failure! The radish was not picked, there are too many tendons, failure! The pig skin is overcooked, and there is no bite, failure! Pig The blood is so messy that it falls apart when pinched. It is a failure among failures! The worst part is the large intestine, which has not been cleaned at all. There is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is a piece of shit. Hey, hey, Have you seen the shit? Hey, there is the shit!

25. His martial arts skills are called Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. , within a radius of a hundred miles, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas were turned into ashes!

26. Ah! Master’s thinking is really as unconstrained as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas.

27. Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what’s wrong with you? Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can’t die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years, and we have always taught and raised you as if we were our own flesh and blood. , I didn’t expect that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift.

28. Carrying a dead rat in his waist and pretending to be hunting.

29. It’s really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation.

30. All love in the world is love, and there is no distinction between great and small.

31. I have never experienced such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of the beef and the sweetness of the pissed shrimps, the mixed taste is even worse than "rat spots", just like my first love. More poetic and picturesque, the so-called looking up at the bright moon and bowing down to miss my hometown, what a poem! What a poem!

32. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. The fire given to mankind can be used to perfection, and he can cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - —Food~~God!

33. More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I would suddenly stop peeing and then think of her. , my heart was sweet, and I forgot to pee after half a pee.

34. You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, old Qiang teeth, a wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, and a rice pail. Waist, if I were you, I would have killed myself long ago.

35. I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, and if I block a Buddha, I will kill Buddha!

36. You can say that I am a sidekick. Yes, but you can't say that I am a 'little walk-on'!

37. Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use.

38. I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. If you are an emotionally defective person, you will never be with him. It is useless even if the earth possesses him.

39. Do you think I can’t find you hiding here? It’s useless. No matter where you are, an outstanding man like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the night. The melancholy eyes, the sparse beard, the amazing knife skills, and the cup of Drymartine all fascinated me deeply.

40. Humans are born of humans, and monsters are born of monsters. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster.

41. If you are not happy, even if you live forever, it is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough!

42. I have reached the highest state of life at such a young age. After that, I have no choice but to end my own life!

43. Do you think I can’t find you by hiding here? It’s useless. A man as outstanding as you doesn’t matter. Everywhere, they are as bright and outstanding as fireflies in the dark night. Your melancholy eyes, thin beard, miraculous knife skills, and that glass of Dry martine are all deeply fascinated by you. Got me.

44. Do you need a reason to like someone? Do you need it? No need? Do you need it?

45. Don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you are handsome.

46. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, and cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Shi, is he the incarnation of a god? Or a messenger from hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - the God of Food!

47. Only after you have been in pain can you know Real pain; Only when you have been attached can you let go of attachment; Only when you have been worried can you be free of worry.

48. It is very bold for the three masters of one village and two li who do not know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Arts to teach seven or eighty-nine people. Nine out of ten poor families can only collect eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents. Half-hearted and obscene.

49. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

50. In ancient times, it was said that Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I, Linglingqi, can concentrate on watching it. Piece A: dig out the bones to get the warhead.

51. It’s painful to be a handsome guy, but you weirdos won’t understand.

52. If you don’t have dreams, what’s the difference from being a salted fish?

53. I found a *** job and did research at the Central Mental Hospital. ...Study what? ...Be studied!

54. As for the fame of his martial arts, it is called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear, and cracks golden light and thunder. Palm! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!

55. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, and cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Shi, is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him the title of Food God!

56. The alkaline water surface has not been submerged in cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water smell. The fish balls also don’t have a fishy taste, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry sauce and wanted to make it into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the curry only tastes like curry on the outside. It’s a failure! I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many tendons, it’s a failure! The pork skin was overcooked and there was no bite, so it was a failure! The pig's blood is so pulpy that it falls apart as soon as you pinch it. It's a failure within a failure! The worst part is the large intestine. It has not been cleaned at all and there is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is shit. Hey, there is shit. Have you seen it? Hey, there is a piece of shit!

57. Ah! Master's thinking is really as powerful as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas.

58. Only when you have been in pain can you know the real pain; only when you have been attached can you let go of your attachment; only when you have been worried can you be free from worries.

59. I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, and if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha!

60. If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish?

61. Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years. We have always taught and raised you as if we were our own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a man with white hair would give a man with black hair.

62. I found a *** job and did research work at the Central Mental Hospital. ...what to study? ...being studied!

63. In this drama, she fully demonstrated the sadness and frustration of a wife who has been abandoned by her husband. Whether it is in terms of eyes, expressions, movements, and behavior, she can act perfectly. , three points deep, (www.lz13), especially the action of throwing off the horse at the end, is more able to express post-modernism and a strong accusation against this society.

64. How joyful is life, and how painful is death.

65. I have reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I have no choice but to end my life!

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