Original question: suppose you are still alive. What will she say to Lu Xun after reading this article? Please stick to the content of the text and the personality characteristics of the characters, fly the wings of imagination, endow the characters with new characteristics of the times, and say a few words on behalf of their parents. Answer: Brother, although I have no name or surname, I will become a celebrity after you write it, but you can say that I have no name or surname, and I am yellow, fat and short. I can't even write the moxibustion scar on my neck? Call me disciplined, cumbersome and superstitious. Who was not superstitious at that time? But you, how did you even write down such a private matter as my poor sleep? In particular, I will tell you a long-haired story. After we are captured, let's take off our pants and stand on the wall, so that the cannon will not be released, so you can write it down truthfully. You are not afraid of jokes, I am afraid of jokes!