1, Anti-Japanese Knight: My grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old. I hate Japanese devils! Your grandfather got married very early. I was still playing with mud when I was nine years old. Your grandfather had your father when he was nine years old.
2. "Legendary Hero": Each person carries150kg explosive and approaches the Japanese bunker from three directions. (150 kg is 300 kg. I didn't screw up. I can't carry 300 kilograms of explosives. Even if I smoke hard, I will get rid of 300 kilograms of RMB. )
3. "March on the Artillery": 800 miles away, kill the Japanese machine gunner with one shot. I specially drew a pen on the map. 800 miles is 400 kilometers, which is nothing to brag about. The really good people are away from 1000. )
4. "the legendary swordsman": The tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by the dog. This is what Yu Canghai told Yue Buqun. (The first time I met someone who said he was a dog, Yu Canghai of Qingcheng School was not only bad at martial arts, but also had a poor brain. )
5, "Water Margin": Lin is really a skill of sinking fish and falling geese. The appearance of the forest turned out to be the ability to sink fish and fall geese. The person who said this has either an eye problem or a brain problem, so I asked you if you didn't mean it when you said this. )
Meteor shower: You stole my first kiss again. It's the first time I heard that the first kiss can be made up. This word is well used, well used. I forgot that forgiveness can be so sweet on the first kiss. )
All of the above pictures have the truth.
Watching war movies makes you doubt life.
The embroidery needle, bone-shrinking skills, flying skills, talons and Tai Chi in "Anti-Japanese Wonder" are all stunts. Nothing more to say, just say that Du Dapeng, a long-haired man, is tall and powerful, with infinite strength. It's no problem to punch a little devil, without a gun, and then directly pinch a bullet with one hand.
What is even more hateful is that the "hand-tearing demon" directly tears a living person in half with his hands, which makes my heart tremble. I wonder how he did it. Why did he kill people with leaves, hats, chopsticks and embroidery needles? There's no hand-ripping demon.
There is another one, Yan and Yan in "The Flying Tiger Condor" are also very awesome figures. Those lines really insulted the IQ of the audience. "I'll show you my brain."
Excellent marksmanship, agility and invincible. With two guns in hand, the whole world is mine. A man can destroy a regiment unscathed. I am a good boy.
I don't usually watch movies and TV plays. I accidentally turned on the TV that day and forgot which TV station put it on. The name of the TV series is "You Go Upstream", which happens to be played in "Mary". The hostess's child should not be full moon yet. Children without a full moon should be lying there, but children in TV dramas can look up and laugh. They see people telling stories. Where's Yuezi? It is obviously a child of five or six months. This TV play is not good at all.
I'm glad to answer this question. I saw many people in the comment area talking about anti-Japanese chivalrous men and some related anti-Japanese dramas. In fact, the film title of the anti-Japanese knight-errant is called knight-errant, and it is not said that this is a true historical story. There is no need to keep spraying that TV series!
There are many fools in this TV play. Actually, this is when the program group is doing it. They didn't pay much attention, and maybe they didn't observe it carefully. I can understand that.
But I can't stand a TV series called Xue Dingshan. Compared with Xue's legendary TV series, the difference is not a little. It's a historical drama, but some lines and plots in it are really unbearable (ω`? )
Look at the picture below. Do you want to live forever?
I think this is an insult to history.
I'm glad to answer your question.
When we often watch white movies or TV plays, we often think of some classic lines of Du Fu. For example, the word "Taidao" in Stephen Chow's movies: No dream, no difference from salted fish. Again: I support you. In the TV series: 2nd Battalion Commander, where are your fucking Italian cannons? When we hear these lines, we can know which movie or TV series they are from. These lines are called classic lines. In TV series or movies, China also has those bad funny lines to keep the IQ of the audience low. Let's look at the funny lines that have been seriously insulted by us over the years.
My parents died before I was born. My friend, how were you born? It really rubbed the IQ of the audience on the ground. At that time, after this line came out, the internet also exploded, saying that what happened to the editor-in-chief and the director was wrong. Really made everyone laugh silly. Some netizens even ridiculed: Stop quarreling, he is right. In fact, this drama is not a costume drama, but a Xian Xia drama. His mother gave birth to him as an egg before he was born, and then his mother died before she hatched.
In those years, we have seen insulting the IQ of the audience and laughing at your lines and jokes for minutes. Hans Zhang's divine reasoning about the door lock and his explanation of the principle of bullet rotation all make people laugh. The name setting is really a suit and tie, and the audience's IQ is repeatedly rubbed on the ground.
I think it's good to talk about it together. Oh, thank you.
In some online dramas, the time is set at 1998, but the car in the drama is a new model of 20 18.
Anti-coitus
It's not the original remake, it's full of sparks and it hurts!
There seems to be a lot in Qiong Yao's plays-three views are not correct. . .
Anyway, it is the result of others' efforts. correct