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First, borrow an umbrella

Confucius went out one day and it was going to rain, but he didn't bring an umbrella. It was suggested that he borrow it from Xia Zi. Confucius said: No, Xia Zi is a stingy person. If I borrow it, he won't give it to me, and others will think that he doesn't respect the teacher. Give it to me. He must be very sad.

Soul matching, I'll wait for you on the other side

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Soul matching, I'll wait for you on the other side

When dealing with people, we should know their shortcomings and advantages, and don't use their shortcomings to get along and test them, otherwise the friendship will not last long.

Step 2: Learn from the Scriptures.

A horse and a donkey heard that Tang Priest was going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. The donkey found it difficult to travel, so he gave up. But the horse immediately followed, and after eighty-one difficulties, he got back the scriptures. The donkey asked, brother, is it hard? Ma said: Actually, when I went to the Western Heaven, you walked as much as I did, and you were beaten blindfolded. In fact, I'm afraid I'll be more tired after muddling through.

-Real tiredness comes from inner ignorance and confusion.

Step 3: Stop the car.

Sweden Volvo headquarters has more than 2000 parking spaces. People who arrive early every day always park their cars away from the office building. Q: "Are your bunks fixed?" They replied, "We arrived early and had time to walk more. Colleagues who are late may be late and need to park near the office building. "

Think more about others, and the road will go further.

Four. cooperate

One day in the dead of night, the lock woke up the key and complained, "I work hard to look after the house for my master every day, but my master likes you and always takes you with me." I really envy you! " "

And the key is still dissatisfied, "You stay at home every day, comfortable, how comfortable!" I follow my master every day, exposed to the sun and rain, how hard it is! I envy you more! "

Once, the key also wanted to live a comfortable life, so he hid. The owner went home after going out, lost his key, smashed the lock in a hurry and threw it into the garbage. After entering the room, the owner found the key and said angrily, "The lock is broken, too. What's the use of keeping you now? " Say that finish, threw the key into the trash can.

The locks and keys we met in the garbage can't help but sigh: "Today we have come to such a sad end because we didn't see each other's value and contribution in the past, but we are haggling over each other's differences, jealousy and suspicion!"