Today is a football match, suitable jokes to post on Moments: 1. "Temperature difference signing", the four big players in the football world cannot afford to offend: Real Madrid abandons generals, rents broken cars, Atletico Madrid leaves the factory and Wenger's year Players who were almost signed by Wenger refer to the players that Wenger almost signed. After the players became famous or broke out, Arsenal said that they had been interested in or almost signed them, including Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, etc. star. 2. The jingle held 70 million in July, but had no choice but to sell the captain in August. In September, the strongman is already in the formation, and in October, the goal is to win the five crowns. We can't catch up at the beginning of eleven, but we still have hope at twelve. All the main players were injured in January, and the cup competition in February collapsed. The devil's schedule is difficult in March, but April turns into a crazy competition. In May, they overtook Tottenham Hotspur and finished in the semi-finals in June. Being able to play in the Champions League play-offs, the whole team was overjoyed. Wenger breathed a sigh of relief and will continue to sell the captain next year. 3. Rhyme If you don’t work hard when you are young, you will go to the world when you grow up. When life was difficult, I went to Milan. Just defend but not attack, join Juventus. If you have an English registered residence, the first choice is Liji. When he became famous, he wanted to leave, so he temporarily signed with the Gunners. Strong as a tractor, immediately Chelsea. Hot-blooded young man, Manchester United. As tall as Wu Da, welcome to Barcelona. The nobles cannot afford to be injured, Real Madrid. European Cup runners-up, Bayern Munich. His skills are really good, so he went to La Liga to play. The price is really high, try the Western Premier League. As strong as an ox, he is in the middle and lower reaches of the Premier League. The little demon wants to level up, the Ligue 1 is happy to lust after you. Not tall or strong? Come and explore America. Where are the salaries high? I am the only one in the Chinese Super League. 4. The four great talents in North London: Fan Zhizhi, Na Suiyi, Song Gongfa, Zhongyi Dharma. Fabray was fiercely loyal, Nasri was indifferent to fame and fortune, and Robin van Persie was dedicated to his life. Fan Ambition: When Van Persie left Arsenal, he said that the reason why he left Arsenal was not because of money, but because of his ambition to win and win the championship. Nasri's self-interest: After Cesc Fabregas left the Gunners, Nasri played a world-class midfield performance and became the core of Arsenal's new midfielder, but he also attracted the attention of many strong teams, especially the Jinyuan Chaebol. Later, Nasri moved to Manchester City with a weekly salary of 180,000 pounds. Gunners fans were dissatisfied and took the homonym of Nasri's Chinese translation and called him "self-interested". Song Gongming: In order to get higher honors, Alexander Song left the Gunners to join Barcelona. He was nicknamed "Song Gongming". Zhongyifa: Fabregas was extremely loyal to his professor and the Gunners. He was known as "Zhongganyiguoliuxiaofa", referred to as "Zhongyifa". "Loyalty Law": In order to join Barcelona, ??Cesc Fabregas paid the transfer fee with his own money, and finally returned to his home team as he wished. Because of this back-posting incident, Fabregas got the title of "back-posting law". 5. New interpretation of the idiom "three under five divided by two": in the Premier League, the third below is directly fifth. If the ranking slips, it will directly drop two places; pretending to be four: in the Premier League, except for the Gunners Arsenal, other teams are temporarily Occupy the fourth position;

Topsy-turvy: third place at the peak, but it is better to fall back to the familiar fourth place; lose three and four: give up the original third place at the end of the season and fall to fourth location; four acquaintances: all are old friends.