Chinese civilization has a long history, and the vicissitudes of five thousand years of history have accumulated, refined, and condensed into wonderful language art.

With its unique expressive power, the idioms give people deep thought and enlightenment and have been passed down through the ages.

After saying so many high-sounding words, the academic master just wanted to say that a friend asked the academic master if he had any comments that could be used to curse gracefully without swearing!

Of course there is~

The good thing about being a fan of a top student is that the top student will give you whatever you want. Come, come, come, have fresh and hot "powerful weapons to attack people" ", enough nonsense, recommended to collect!

1. Hanging animal skins in the main room - not like paintings (words)

2. The white lady drank realgar wine - revealed her true form

3. Farting and smashing pits - building a kiln (ballad)

4. Koreans and Japanese quarreling - beating dogs with sticks

5. The two places are separated - beyond reach

< p>6. A heifer sitting on a steamer - bragging (BI)

7. Zhou Yu got married without a bed - Overpass (Qiao)

8. Light mosquito coils under the bed - No further text (mosquito)

9. Eat walnuts - you have to smash them

10. The dung beetle is lying on the tip of the whip - he only knows that he is flying in the clouds, but he does not know that he is dying in front of his eyes

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11. Horse racing on the bow - desperate

12. My uncle invites spring guests - stay with me till the end

13. Carpenter's ax - square head and flat mouth Iron-hearted

14. Bacon soup - fresh picture

15. Pumpkin on gourd vine - something I have never seen before

16. Telephone pole Tied with chicken feathers - such a bold person

17. Monkey fishing for the moon - busy in vain

18. Weasel greeting chickens - no good intentions< /p>

19. The old lady eating porridge - shameless (teeth) and obscene

20. Protecting eyesight - being petty

21. The tears of singing - touching songs

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22. Cicadas are not called cicadas - cicadas

23. Tang Monk's Asher - Learning from Sutras (Essence)

24. A group of eunuchs having a meeting - nonsense Talk

25. Guo Nan is lying on the telephone pole - the shop (electricity) waiter

26. Driving the Queen Mother to call her aunt - I want to get some fairy spirit

27. Liu Qian went to the Spring Festival Gala - revealing his secrets

28. Peeing on the flagpole - charging the stick

29. There was a fire in the firecracker shop - celebrate by yourself Himself

30. There are sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet - it's really bad

31. Zhu Bajie has entered the daughter country - he doesn't want to leave

32. Early blooming red plums - a unique beauty

33. A mute filing a lawsuit - speechless

34. Wearing a skirt on a snowy day - a beautiful and moving (frozen) person

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35. Sun Dasheng had a headache after listening to the tight spell

36. The telescope at the observatory - so high and far away

37. Flying the trumpet on an airplane - singing a high tune

38. Bamboo shoots in the mountains - sharp mouth, thick skin and hollow belly

39. Crab hanging on the plane - no place to stay

40. Reeds on the wall - top-heavy and shallow foundation

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41. A pair of leather gloves - the tips of the ten fingers are hollow

42. A key fell from the eyebrow - open the eyes

43. Driving the buffalo up the mountain - forced it to the head

44. Beating the child on a cloudy day - idle time is idle

45. The blind man sat on the table - arrogant

46. The birthday boy betrayed his mother - - Relying on the old and selling the old

47. The cattle plowing the field - being led by the nose

48. Putting the sun in the cabin - spending the day

49. Garbage in the kitchen - trivial scraps

50. Turtle's eggs - bastard