Twisted melons are not sweet. A thousand people have a thousand tempers, and a thousand people have a thousand looks. To catch a dragon, you have to go into the sea, and to fight a tiger, you have to go up the mountain. People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor. 360 lines, each line is a champion. Never judge by appearances.

Xiehouyu:

Eating melon seeds and knocking insects-everyone has a piece of meat on his head-is the size of an official (crown) watering the ground in rainy days. Han Xin was redundant-the more the better, and Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-and he didn't repay it.

Joke 1 I'm a little psychologist, and I often encounter some dumbfounding things in my work. One day at noon, the office phone was constantly harassed by boring people, and everyone's anger could not be suppressed. When the phone rang for the last time, I swore wildly and then hung up directly after cursing. Later, a little sister of logistics came to our office and asked us in horror, "Did your patient answer the phone just now?" "

One day, when Zheng Banqiao was the magistrate of Wei County, officials reported that the magistrate passed by Wei County, but Zheng Banqiao didn't go out to meet him. Originally, the county magistrate was born from class donation, and he bought enough money to carry a sedan chair, but he didn't have any real talent in his stomach, so Zheng Banqiao looked down on him. Magistrate adults came to the county government kitchens, Zheng Banqiao didn't go out of the city to meet, in the heart very unhappy. At the banquet, the judge became more and more angry. Just then, the official served a plate of river crabs, and the magistrate thought, "Why don't I let him improvise some poems about crabs?" If I can't do it, I'll humiliate him again in public and sulk! " So he pointed at the crab with chopsticks and said, "This thing is rampant in rivers. It is very arrogant. I have long heard that Zheng is talented. Why not sing a poem on this thing to cheer up the wine? " Zheng Banqiao knew what this meant. After a moment's meditation, he said, "Eight paws are running wildly in the fields, and two paws are dancing with dignity, but there is nothing in their bellies, so they dip in ginger vinegar and sing with wine." The county magistrate was embarrassed.

There is a notice posted at the entrance of the girls' dormitory: "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed in". What is the solution? Answer: "Both of them will get pregnant with big girls ..." A fifth-grade primary school girl was laughed at by her classmates because of her breast development and went home to cry to her mother. Her mother comforted her: "Never mind, they laugh at you for two years at most, and you can laugh at them for at least 20 years!" "

A student cheated in a CET-6 exam before going to college and was found by the invigilator. The teacher walked past him and left a sentence: I won't catch this. If the correct rate is too low, my classmates won't say it. ...

Advertising words:

Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Maxwell Coffee)

A travel agency in the Netherlands advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. " Blue Sky Six will cure your teeth, your appetite will be good, your health will be great, and you will eat well.

Tip:

Cherish the source of life and "close" every bit of food, but every grain is hard. Campus is my home, and cleaning depends on everyone to show your elegance in the corridor and your majestic posture in the playground.