A selection of super funny famous sayings and sentences
1. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? Therefore, be realistic.
2. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is more expensive than master's.
3. It is not easy to lend money to others, and many borrowers don't want to pay it back;
Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
5. What can I do to kill your lover?
6. Understand that people who have read many books do not necessarily have a lot of knowledge, and those who have not attended school are not necessarily illiterate;
7. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.
8. Go as far as your thoughts are!
9. Go your own way and let NB talk nonsense;
10. arguing with a MM about whether a whale is a fish, and finally I said? Japanese also have personality? Only then did she agree that whales are not fish.
Super funny quotes
1. Kill the person who pretends to be B with a stick, so that he (she) can never get up again!
2. The troubles at work are not easy to take home and can't solve any problems. Bringing them back will add more trouble;
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and came in. When I went out, I knew everything. I got it.
The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again.
6. To be a human being, you must be a person hovering between Niu A and Niu C..
7. Don't judge a book by its cover. Personality is a girl. The beautiful may be the devil, and the ugly may be the angel. God is always fair.
8. Those who are willing to get married are ready to step into marriage and be husband and wife;
9. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
10. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.
1 1. If you don't treat a person too much, it's not emotional, but guilty;
12. Life can't be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready.
13. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
14. Willing to work;
15. You always want to be the savior. Even if you are the savior, there is no need to save the world. There must be something hateful about the poor, all of which are Judas;
16. Every day: go to bed before midnight and get up before midnight every day; (Dostoevsky's famous saying)
17. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.
18. when the bank charges, it says: this is in line with international practice! ? When serving, he said:? Think about China's national conditions! ?
19. I heard that girls are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!
20. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.
2 1. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should at least eat a pair of whales.
There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women in Beixin campus will live forever.
23. Learn and understand to be a listener, listen to others' feelings and learn from them;