1. Take the lead to enter the university, without saying a word, learn and practice hard, defeat problems with three punches and two kicks, be fascinated by the singing from all directions, are brothers from all over the world, Liuliu Dashun is charming, Qi. The poems he writes every step of the way make people admire him, his talent is unstoppable, and he works hard to lay the groundwork. He is very satisfied with his four years in college. I wish you success in your studies and full harvest!
2. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You read it or you don't, the book is there and you have to read it sooner or later. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over. Whether you study or not, the exam is there and will never give up. You come or you don't come, the roll call is there, whether love comes or not. Go to school in silence. Lonely and helpless.
3. It’s September... It’s time again when the senior seduces the junior, the junior seduces the senior, the senior covets the junior, the junior clings to the senior, the senior is jealous of the junior, and the junior hates the senior , the season when the senior abandons the senior, the senior retaliates against the senior, the senior deceives the junior, the junior fawns over the senior, the junior pursues the junior, and the junior rejects the junior...
5. Dear, school has started, I guarantee that your college life is brand new, the knowledge is genuine, the happiness is guaranteed for life, and the worries are returnable. Have you received it? Please give it a good review, dear.
6. In two days, the sultry seniors will replace their flip flops with canvas shoes, their floral pants with jeans, put away their sleazy smiles, hide their sullen eyes, and help you Guide the way, carry your bags for you, solve your puzzles, answer your doubts, ask for your phone number, ask you about buckles, screw everyone, and add you as a friend! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!
7. The enthusiasm for the beginning of the school year has not diminished, and the enthusiasm remains the same. I hope that there will be countless new students inside and outside the school, full of vigor and vitality inside and outside the classroom, eager to compete with God, and wait for tomorrow to see Show your style to your fullest, the country is so beautiful, it attracts countless students to bow down, cherish the sophomore seniors, slightly lose the passion, the juniors, the style is not there, the pride of the generation, the senior students, I just want to immerse myself in taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and there are already a lot of famous people, so wait and see!
8. Let me tell you a tragic, uproarious, tearful, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: Dear, your summer balance has been less than 10 days. If you need to recharge in large amounts, you can still recharge. Need to wait another 5 months!
9. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.
10. How can I comfort you when school is about to start?
13. Those seniors who wear slippers to class, they are just being honest. Maybe you will welcome that well-dressed senior who only wears shoes on that day every semester.
14. Who can ask the teacher for a leave of absence for me? I have a phobia of starting school.
15. Ask for high temperature! Please be exposed! Please ask forty degrees! I hope there will be rain! It doesn’t matter if we suffer! We must let the freshman children get some exercise! ! !
16. People who are looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in other places, and people who are not looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in the local area!
17. I always want to tell you, but I just don’t have the chance. Finally, I mustered up the courage and gritted my teeth to speak out. Do you know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. We’ve known each other for so long, I want to remind you.
18. Summer vacation, you can’t die! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don’t want to go with Mr. Starter! I don’t want it! Summer vacation, are you going to abandon me? How am I going to survive? Mr. Start of School, stay away from me! I don't want to go with you! Shit...
19. Congratulations to Peking University, Dalian University of Technology, National University of Defense Technology, Huazhong University of Science and Technology, Nanjing University, Xiamen University, Shandong University, Shanghai Jiao Tong University, Sichuan University, Wuhan University, Zhejiang University University, University of Science and Technology of China, and China Agricultural University have entered the first echelon for the start of the semester!
20. School is about to start. I hope you will be impressed by the last three days. I hope you will never forget the words you recite. You can only do geometric algebra with mental calculations. If you write your essays with divine help, you will also be possessed by Einstein’s IQ!
21. Summer homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.
22. School is about to start. In Fang Zizhou’s words: Who agreed with you to start school! Do you have proof that we have summer vacation? ?
23. The single sophomore boys are not in a hurry, because the school girls are coming; the single sophomore girls are very anxious, because the school girls are coming... The single sophomore boys are not in a hurry, Because it’s useless even if the juniors come; the single sophomore girl is very anxious, because it’s not much use if the juniors come.
24. Good seniors don’t go to welcome new students. Those who rush to help you carry your luggage as soon as you settle down. They are not good seniors, they are good wolves. The kindest ones are just selling phone cards.
25. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not yet been reunified and I am not in the mood to study.