Lan Jian has crossed the horizon, laughing at the mistake of Hero Cup. A song of clothes and feathers, how lonely he is in this life.
2. Ten sides cherish, Yanxiao Chang, drunk in the world of mortals, looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, sending lovesickness in the bright moon.
Drunk here, thinking is not clear, Changfeng Wan Li, drunk for a thousand years, and then according to every bright moon in Kyushu.
3. Go through my youth and remember my youth journey. Raise white bones to cross quicksand, and wine cuts people's heads in downtown areas. I used to play tricks when I was down and out. I used to get drunk and go into a brothel. I used to beat Ma Chuiyang for a long way. I used to spend a lot of time on a beautiful woman's head. Don't hate each other when you are short, you will feel cold when you hold hands. The gathering and dispersion of the wind and cloud will eventually disperse, so the old friend Jiang Hai borrowed a long sail and couldn't let go of a glass of wine from the west wind and sunshine. Well, have a rest. Huang Die will be worried tomorrow. Even if Zanhua is drunk, it's not like a youth tour.
2. Ask for lol's ancient prose, such as the godfather who is very popular recently, Zhong. Shen Wei and ZhiLong sat opposite each other and drank heartily. When the wine was half full, Shen Wei asked: If you manage a dragon in the wild for a long time, you will know the heroes of today's times. Please try to point it out. "Zhilong said," Does the dragon know heroes with the naked eye? "Wei said," don't be too modest. Zhilong said, "EDG· Colin's spicy dance has many honors. Can you be a hero? " Wei said with a smile, "I have humiliated my fat father!" " "Nami, the royal family, is the official No.1 advertisement of S4. Can he be a hero? " Xiao Wei said, "Being kicked out of the house and surviving is not a hero. Zhilong said: "There is a man named Jia Jun, Wei Zhen S3: Are you a hero who catches a king?" Cao Cao said, "Fishing for the king is precious, not a hero in name only." Zhilong said, "Is a man with strong blood and a merry-go-round dog a hero?" Wei said: "A generation of one centimeter emotional intelligence is not a hero." Zhi Long said, "Can a royal son be a hero?" Wei said, "You are not a hero if you lose twice!" Zhilong said, "What if it's fifty-fifty, PDD, smile, strawberry, smile, and the same generation?" Wei clapped his hands and smiled: "Retired people are not worth mentioning!" Zhilong said, "Besides, the dragon really doesn't know." Wei said: "Heroes have ambition, good strategies and the ability to discover that the earth is a round machine and sleepwalk in the wild." Zhilong said, "Who can it be?" Wei pointed to the dragon, and then pointed to himself and said, "Today, the heroes in the world only rule the dragon and Wei Er!" Hearing this, Zhilong raised his glass and his face changed greatly. He shouted, Dan of the Tang Dynasty, this wine is poisonous! .
3. The more cursing phrases in classical Chinese, the better. Original publisher: * * Asia.
Classical Chinese swearing classic paragraph: classical Chinese swearing classic paragraph; Selected classic quotations of cursing in classical Chinese: 1) crowned by bathing monkeys; 2) Being angry and taking a nap is not just for me; 3) Go to an old woman; 4) What can you do? 5) What's the point if I don't stay and fuck you? 7) Can swallows know the ambition of swans? 8) No less than two or three sentences at the top. 9) If you really have the ability, 10) Its number can be seen. The latest classic quotation of cursing in classical Chinese is 1) Birdman 2) Immortal is a thief 3) There are six people who hate you, 4) I'm not the only one who is angry, and 5) Get it done in a public house immediately and settle down your poems and books! 6) Let bygones be bygones, 7) It is wrong that I have not lost my mind. 8) Cang Anzu, old thief, told you to die in Wang Lang! 9) You are a rat, poor and filthy. 10) Is it inhuman? When people leave, they leave. 1 1) How are you? 12) What can you do? 13) vertical, not enough! 14) Why are more than half of the students involved? 15) Six out of ten people hate you. 16) No plan! 17) What happened today is hateful. 18) I closed my eyes and took a nap today. 19) Are you okay? 20) It is difficult to raise only one villain and one woman. 2 1) It is unpleasant for a mother to be honest with her. 22) Why are more than half of the students involved? 23) Make me angry again. 24) What's the point of 25) if I don't stay and fuck you? 26) If you are really capable, 27) No less than two or three sentences. 28) Straight Niang thief! 29) Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap, a collection of classic quotations of funny swearing 1) Life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation, 2) Kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, 3) abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, murderer with septic tank blocked, 4) African descendants who have sex with black people, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance, and 5) being killed.
4. Translate the following classical Chinese translations:
"Wu Li" records that Sun Liang, like Sun Quan, visited Zhongshu Province several times and asked the ministers of the left and right attendants: "The first emperor issued special instructions several times. Now the general asked something important. How about I give a written reply! " Sun Liang once went to Xiyuan and was about to eat raw plums. He told Huang Men to go back to the palace to get honey so that he could eat it. After the Yellow Gate was taken, Sun Liang found that there was mouse excrement in it, so he called the management officials to ask why, and the officials hurriedly kowtowed. Sun Liang asked the official, "Did Huangmen get honey from you?" The official replied, "I want to pass it on, but I dare not give it to him." The Yellow Gate was not convinced, and the attendants Diao Xuan and Zhang Naiqi said, "The Yellow Gate is different from the official. Please give them to the prison officer and ask why. " Sun Liang said, "No, it's very simple." The minister cut open the mouse excrement and it looked very dry. Sun Liang laughed and said to Diao Xuan and Zhang Yi, "If shit was in honey first, it should be wet inside and outside, but today it is wet outside and dry inside. It must be what Huangmen did. " Huang Men had to admit his mistake, and ministers marveled at Sun Liang's wisdom.
5. When a teenager was sixteen years old, Qi Jun asked him to rule Afghanistan. Then Qi Jun regretted it and sent a special envoy to chase it. The pursuer told him, "Zi Qi can be saved." Qi Jun said, "How do you know?" Yue: "The total load is also white. With the wisdom of the old man, my husband will be able to cure Ah Yi with less and more! " When Zi Qi arrived in Afghanistan, the soldiers in the warehouse were used as plows, the granaries were used to help the poor, and the counties were returned to the government. Wei heard that the boy boy ruled the city, and there were no soldiers in the warehouse and no millet in the warehouse, so he set out to attack it. A man's father led his son, and his brother led his brother, fighting against private soldiers, thus defeating Wei's family.
Translation:
When Zi Qi was sixteen years old, the King of Qi sent him to govern Ah County. Soon, Qi Jun went back on his word and sent someone after him. The pursuers came back and said, "Zi Qi will certainly manage Ah County well, and the cars are full of old people. With the wisdom of the elderly and the young people making the final decision, we will certainly be able to manage Axian well! " Zi Qi manages A County, forging weapons in the armory into farm tools, and opening granaries to help the poor. A county is well managed. Wei ren heard that A County was run by children, there were no weapons in the armory and no food in the granary, so he set out to attack A County (Qi State). The people of Axian encouraged each other and defeated Wei's army with their own weapons.
6. What are the funny and self-created paragraphs in classical Chinese? 1: There was a fish named Kunda in the north of Ming Dynasty.
One pot can't be stewed.
Turn it into a bird, called Pumbaa-sized bird.
We need two barbecue grills.
A polysaccharide and a slightly spicy.
Have a bottle of snowflakes.
Let's face the world bravely.
2. An official sitting in court occasionally farts and says "refreshing". Officials don't know, and they mistakenly think that they are rewarding officials, hoping to win their favor. They knelt down and said, thank you for your reward!
3: The monkey died, saw Hades and asked for a replacement. The king said, "If you want to be a man, you must pull out all your hair." He's the one who told the hag to do it and pulled out one. The monkey is in great pain. Wang smiled and said, "Bastard, how can you be a man without money?"
4. Isn't it a pleasure to have friends come from afar and whip them dozens of times to drive them away from the hospital?
5. Confucius said: It's not appropriate to hit with bricks. It depends on your face. You can't shout any more. Your right hand is almost finished with your left hand, and the brick is almost broken with your shoes. You are dying, but you are not dead. How can you be alone with your friends? It's an honor.
Classical Chinese is a processed written language based on ancient Chinese. The earliest written language based on spoken language may have been processed. Classical Chinese is an article composed of written language in ancient China, mainly including written language based on spoken language in pre-Qin period. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, no articles were invented to record characters, but bamboo slips, silks and other things were used to record characters, and silks were expensive, bamboo slips were huge and the number of words recorded was limited. In order to record more things on a roll of bamboo slips, unimportant words were deleted. Later, when "paper" was used on a large scale, the habit of using "official documents" among the ruling classes had been finalized, and the ability to use "classical Chinese" had evolved into a symbol of reading and literacy. Classical Chinese comes from vernacular Chinese, characterized by writing based on words, paying attention to the use of allusions, parallel prose, and neat melody, including strategies, poems, words, songs, stereotyped writing, parallel prose and other styles. The classical Chinese in modern books are generally marked with punctuation marks in order to facilitate reading and understanding.