1. Scorpion: I miss the cute old me so much, but it’s a pity that you can’t see it now.

2. Raven: The day when the broken sword is reforged, when the knight returns.

3. Policewoman: Do you like good policemen? Or a bad cop?

4. Ice Shooter: Do you want a few shots?

5. Revenge Flame Soul: In the dark night, you need a light to illuminate the road at night. I burned myself, but it also created you and I can never embrace each other.

6. Little Master: I am a devil, don’t laugh!

7. Fallen Angel: What was I in my previous life?

8. Tetsuo: It’s time to chop them up.

9. Big Mouth, once upon a time there was a monster. He kept eating and couldn't get enough. Finally he ate himself.

10. Scorpion: My stinger will not let you down.

11. Goddess of War: Enjoy your last breath.

12. Night Hunter: I was born in darkness, and I will die in darkness. I want my silver crossbow to end the evil in this world.

13. Monkey: I can cover a thousand miles in one somersault.

14. Blade Will: The blade that breaks away from my hand keeps flying. I keep getting stronger just to protect our home. I am waiting for your return!

15. Praise of death: The song ends, the flowers scatter, the beloved has passed away, leaving only an empty sigh.

16. Amumu: I thought you would never choose me.

17. The end: The end is coming. Yes, my lord. I know you're scared.

18. Clockwork: Their screams are so strange.

19. Weapon Master: Put down the weapon in your hand. I know you are tired. I will watch you leave and turn on the street lights at dusk to illuminate your way home.

20. Mailing Gunner: I really want to shoot something.

21. Wuji Sword Master: My sword is your sword.

22. Bombardier: Humph! That only means you are a softie and nothing else!

23. Dog Head: Even angels dare not set foot here.

24. Berserker: My ax has long been thirsty!

25. Shadow of the Blade: The light of the sword and the heart of stone. Only you know that I am still so fragile and easily sentimental under the hidden mist.

26. Time Guardian: What kind of dream do you have?

27. The Messenger of Doom: I have no brain, but soon you won’t either.

28. EZ: A handsome character like me is the protagonist in other games.

29. Explosive Genius: Try the big guy!

30. Dawn Goddess: Don’t stare at people so directly.

31. Steel Ambassador: You are laughing at me for picking up the hammer and shield. With you here, I will not be hurt. But, you don’t know, it is you who will hurt me.

32. Carter: Let me take a break. I seem to be a little dizzy.

33. Crystal Pioneer: You have been afraid of my stinger. Don’t be afraid, let me use my stinger to draw you to me.

34. Barbarian King: My broadsword is already hungry and thirsty.

35. Bear: Where is Annie’s little bear? How do I know? Crybabies!

36. Planck: Oh, I was shocked!

37. Wandering Mage: Let’s go, let’s go!

38. Feng Nu: As long as 998, it will make you so happy that you can’t breathe.

39. Weapon Master: I didn’t expect that I would be back again.

40. Federik: I don’t have a brain, but soon you won’t either!

41. Prince of Demacia: My life experience has established my position, my glory, and unlimited power. What I prefer is to be with you!

42. Wine barrel: This has never happened to me when I drink. I just accidentally spilled the wine!

43. Wuji Sword Master: I have been moving forward rapidly, shuttling between people, trying to make the overwhelming scenery make me fade away from missing you.

44. Airplanes: Many people like to masturbate, which is very unfair to airplanes!

45. Metal Master: Just give me a thumbs up, idiot.

46. Tyrone: Another corpse in the gutter.

47. Han Bing: My shot is very accurate. Do you want one too?

48. Mundo: Mundo, go wherever you want. Mundo, Mundo, chop.

49. Card Master: Every card is a miss for you. I won everything in my bet, but I can’t win back your love.

50. Fire Man: This world will disappear in flames.

51. Anivia: Very silly and naive.

52. Gangplank: My feet are not weak yet, my legs are muddy!

53. Captain: You bitch, I’m not weak yet.

54. Policewoman: Sorry, young man, I forgot my leather gloves at home.

55. Blitzcrank: Bones are just poor substitutes.

56. Blade of Exile: Even if the road ahead is confused, even if the world is far apart, even if the blade in my hand is broken, it cannot stop me from finding you.

57. Daughter of Darkness: I always worry you so much, whether you will always turn into it and guard me.

58. The Messenger of Doom: I don’t have too many complaints. All the crows in the sky are my friends. Having this is enough.

59. Cards: What? Want me to tell your fortune? I don't know about tarot cards or anything.

60. Ezreal: It’s time to show off your real skills!

61. Dawn: No matter it is windy or raining, the sun still rises.

62. The Artful Enchantress: When the black rose blooms quietly, who else can understand my heart except the mirror flower and the moon in the water?

63. Airplane: The ace pilot applied to fight.

64. Ai Xi: Do you want a few shots?

65. Blood-sucking: Something is flowing out.

66. Bloody Hunter: Anemic girls are my favorite.

67. Soraka: Let me lead you to victory.

68. Jiawen: Find the rest of your team. I'll wait for you here.

69. Korgas: For you, death is not the end. Because you will always be a part of me!

70. Fourth Brother: Your head is so deformed that I can’t even use your skull.

71. Annie: Do you want to come and play too? Very fun!

72. Prince: Who dares to disobey my will.

73. Morgana: I will make you feel better.

74. Little gunner: Little gunner, no worries. Sit back and watch the fireworks on the battlefield.

75. Fallen Angel: Some people say that they were angels with broken wings in their previous life. But what was I in my previous life?

76. Raven: The day the broken sword is rebuilt, the knight returns!

77. Metal Master: I know the pain all over my body. I have no choice. I can only take your soul and leave!

78. Bounty: I have two guns, one is called shooting and the other is called ah~ How about it, do you like it?

79. The Magic Witch: It’s time to perform magic. The black rose will bloom again.

80. Wukong: Retrieving sperm is the most important thing.

81. Master Yi: My sword is your sword.

82. Kuchi: I have reached my limit now!

83. Fourth Brother: Let me sing an elegy for your death.

84. Judgment Angel: Who took my hearthstone?

85. Ominous Blade: Only rapid rotation can stop my tears and forget your appearance.

86. Blind Monk: I cover my eyes and just want to remember the last look I took at you. I blinded my eyes just to remember the beauty that passed away.

87. Monkey King: Summoner, we can put down the mouse and wait for victory!

88. Lady of Glory: I will always remember the agreement between you and me. Those bright beams of light are all lit up by you.

89. Bloodthirsty Hunter: I can smell the enemy in the air. I've tried very hard, but why can't I find you?

90. Strategist Commander: Please click less, you are wearing down my cane, you know?

91. Cards: What? Want me to tell your fortune? No kidding, I don't know any tarot cards.

92. Dragon Turtle: The creature I hate most is a blue hedgehog, because I can't outrun him.

93. Eye of Twilight: I really want to be by your side, but you don’t allow me. It doesn’t matter. I will still appear by your side when you need help.

94. Stone Man: Solid as a rock.

95. Steward of Germany: They all say that I am a strange man wearing oriental armor, but I just want to be at the front and protect my friends with my spear.

96. Swift Scout: I planted mushrooms along the way, just to let you know the way home.

97. Ice Archer: Please don’t be afraid when the crystal arrow shoots at you, just to let you stop for a moment so that I can catch up with you.

98. Fire Girl: Do you want to come and play too? It’s so fun?

99. Planck: I want to make you a good friend!

100. Alistar: Nothing can repel me!

101. Xin Zhao: A chrysanthemum arrives first, and then a gun emerges like a dragon. The spear is still there, and the chrysanthemum is brought.

102. Barbarian King: Summoner, what is your most glorious moment? Is it WCG? My greatest moment was when I used my ultimate.

103. Blind Sin: Control the enemy and control yourself.

104. Undead: Strictly speaking, I am already dead.

105. Galen: He is where he is.

106. Furious heart: My love for you is like lightning, violent and violent, and the flying darts are my thoughts conveyed to you.

107. Tidal Sea Spirit: I come from the deep sea. I have no friends. No one wants to play with me. Only the giant shark is my friend. Are you willing to play with it?

108. Troll: I can bet you that I can hit the enemy's hot spring from our hot spring with one stick.

109. Xiaopao: I want to think about something to shoot.

110. Crocodile: Who is the next piece of meat on the chopping board?

111. Crocodile: Both fat and lean meat are good meat.

112. Galen: Hurry up and end it, my head is a little dizzy.

113. Teemo: I’m going to explore the way ahead.

114. Korgas: Summoner, your inner demon is ready to stir up trouble!

115. Ice Crystal Phoenix: The sky full of ice and snow has frozen my heart, but it cannot freeze the justice in my heart. I am willing to use my cold body to freeze the evil in this world.

116. Mummy of Sorrow: I woke up, but I didn’t remember anything. I was scared. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark.

117. Dad Bear: Welcome the storm!

118. Xin Zhao: Even if the enemy is outnumbered and we are outnumbered, General Mo can still take the enemy general’s head from the crowd of thousands of troops!

119. Juggernaut: Having more eyes is to see more clearly.

120. Dog Head: The death ritual is about to begin, and your internal organs will be used for divination!

121. Mordekaiser: Just one click is enough, idiot!

122. Kassadin: Try again.

123. Widow Maker: Screaming and stuff, my favorite.

124. Sister Good Luck: Kid, shut your mouth, otherwise you will lie on the ground waiting to be reborn.

125. Captain: Come on, beauty.

126. Airplane: The passion is burning!

127. Dog Head: The cycle of life and death is endless. We live and they die.

128. Annie: You are so sharp. You are so embarrassed when you lose to a little loli.

129. Undead: Don’t do 2 again!

130. Barbarian King: My broadsword has long been thirsty.

131. Outlaw: I am on the run, just to follow your footsteps, but I don’t want fate to tease me and keep us apart.

132. General Manager of the German Gang: A little cold light arrived first, and then the gun shot out like a dragon.

133. Planck: Go have fun in the deep sea, landlubber!

134. The Big Mouth of the Abyss: I also hope that the day I turn into a butterfly, I will no longer be gray, no longer in pain, and will no longer let my ugly appearance scare the beautiful you.

135. Alchemist: Shake you until you feel dizzy.

136. Widow Maker: Things have changed, but I still wear my wedding dress and look for you in the dark night.

137. Stone Man: I also jumped out of a stone, why not a monkey?

138. Alchemy: To shake, or not to shake, that is the question.

139. Guanghui: I like the battle plan the best.

140. Bounty: Are you sure you can catch me?

141. Big Mouth: It’s time to eat.

142. Nightmare: Are you my nightmare? I am your nightmare!

143. Zuan Madman: I can go wherever I want, but I just want to enter your heart.

144. Busy Monk: Use my hands to realize your dreams.

145. Crocodile: Nasus will not always escape from my hands.

146. The evil little mage: Death will also tremble because of my appearance.

147. Metal: Just one click is enough, idiot!

148. Barbarian King: This will be a massacre!

149. Dog Head: Your remains will slowly dissipate and become eternal! Like grains of sand in the desert.

150. Time and space: Do you know that I fell asleep when I was traveling in time and space? That one is called Dora and so on.

151. Mailin Gunner: A little gunner who seldom worries and just sits and watches the fireworks. Have you fallen or collapsed?

152. Armored Dragon Turtle: I put on my strong armor and stand in front of you. All my cares are reduced to one sentence: Be careful.

153. Monkey: Summoner, we can throw down the mouse and wait for victory.

154. Airplane: I am almost reaching my limit.

155. Son of Darkness: Have you seen my little bear?

156. Punishment Arrow: I fell into hell for you, my body stained with evil power, my face corroded by dark poison. Everything is just for your revenge.

157. Mundo: Hey, Mundo thinks you are a big bitch.

158. Werewolf: Don’t run, you be careful.

159. General Manager Debon: The spear is still there, but the spear comes out like a dragon.

160. Predator: Are you scared? Summoner? Sister Lucky: I always cum first!

161. Gem Knight: You like purity, so I made the gems into armor, but your figure is no longer reflected in the shining light.

162. Mordekaiser Evelyn: Blessings never come in pairs, and misfortunes never come alone.

163. Widow: It takes a lot of effort to walk like this in high heels.

164. Goddess of War: Just a brainless A will be enough, why bother with so much trouble. lol League of Legends funny quotes

1. Dog Head: The cycle of life and death is endless. We live and they die.

2. Barbarian King: My sword is already hungry and thirsty.

3. Barbarian King: Summoner, what is your most glorious moment? Is it WCG? My greatest moment was when I used my ultimate.

4. Troll: I can bet you that I can hit the enemy's hot spring from our hot spring with one stick.

5. Mordekaiser: Just one click is enough, idiot!

6. Son of Darkness: Have you seen my little bear?

7. Federik: I don’t have a brain, but soon you won’t either!

8. Crystal Pioneer: You have been afraid of my stinger. Don’t be afraid, let me use my stinger to draw you to me.

9. Mundo: Hey, Mundo thinks you are a big bitch.

10. The Mummy of Sorrow: I woke up, but I didn’t remember anything. I was scared. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark.

11. Monkey: Summoner, we can throw down the mouse and wait for victory.

12. Blade Will: The blade that breaks away from my hand keeps flying. I keep getting stronger just to protect our home. I am waiting for your return!

13. Airplanes: Many people like to masturbate, which is very unfair to airplanes!

14. Prince: Who dares to disobey my will.

15. Undead: Strictly speaking, I am already dead.

16. Werewolf: Don’t run, you be careful.

17. Zaun Madman: I can go wherever I want, but I just want to enter your heart.

18. Dog Head: Even angels dare not set foot here.

19. Airplane: I am almost reaching my limit.

20. Policewoman: Sorry, young man, I forgot my leather gloves at home.

21. Bloody Hunter: Anemic girls are my favorite.

22. Scorpion: I miss the cute old me so much, but it’s a pity that you can’t see it now.

23. Lady of Glory: I will always remember the agreement between you and me. Those bright beams of light are all lit up by you.

24. Time and space: Do you know that I fell asleep when I was traveling in time and space? That one is called Dora and so on.

25. Steward of Germany: They all say that I am a strange man wearing oriental armor, but I just want to be at the front and protect my friends with my spear.

26. Berserker: My ax has long been thirsty!

27. Big Mouth: It’s time to eat.

28. The Messenger of Doom: I have no brain, but soon you won’t either.

29. Metal: Just one click is enough, idiot!

30. Blitzcrank: Bones are just poor substitutes.

31. The evil little mage: Death will also tremble because of my appearance.

32. Outlaw: I am on the run, just to follow your footsteps, but I don’t want fate to play tricks on me and keep us apart.

33. Metal Master: I know the pain all over my body. I have no choice. I can only take your soul and leave!

34. Raven: The day the broken sword is reforged, the knight returns.

35. Crocodile: Both fat and lean meat are good meat.

36. Revenge Flame Soul: In the dark night, you need a light to illuminate the road at night. I burned myself, but it also created you and I can never embrace each other.

37. Tyrone: Another corpse in the gutter.

38. The Messenger of Doom: I don’t have too many complaints. All the crows in the sky are my friends. Having this is enough.

39. Master Yi: My sword is your sword.

40. Ice Archer: Please don’t be afraid when the crystal arrow shoots at you, just to let you stop for a moment so that I can catch up with you.

41. Annie: You are so sharp, you are so embarrassed when you lose to a little loli.

42. Weapon Master: I didn’t expect that I would be back again.

43. Blind Sin: Control the enemy and control yourself.

44. Metal Master: Just give me a thumbs up, idiot.

45. Amumu: I thought you would never choose me.

46. Feng Nu: As long as 998, it will make you so happy that you can’t breathe.

47. Fire Girl: Do you want to come and play too? It’s so fun?

48. Wuji Sword Master: My sword is your sword.

49. Bombardier: Huh! That only means you are a softie and nothing else!

50. Blind Monk: I cover my eyes and just want to remember the last look I took at you. I blinded my eyes just to remember the beauty that passed away.

51. Soraka: Let me lead you to victory.

52. Crocodile: Nasus will not always escape from my hands.

53. Goddess of War: Just a brainless A is enough, why bother with so much trouble.

54. Wandering Mage: Let’s go, let’s go!

55. Morgana: I will make you feel better.

56. Barbarian King: This will be a massacre!

57. Mundo: Mundo, go wherever you want. Mundo, Mundo, chop.

58. Eye of Twilight: I really want to be by your side, but you don’t allow me. It doesn’t matter. I will still be by your side when you need help. lol classic funny quotes

lol classic funny quotes

1. Ducks can’t fly and can never fly, even though they have wings.

2. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

3. Funny Quotes - Love is nothing more than grabbing a beautiful girl when you are lonely.

4. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

5. Even after a long time, I still burst into tears when someone accidentally touched me.

6. Half smiling face, half tearful, you only see a cross-section of my brother.

7. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

8. I have to admire my female friends for wearing short shorts on such a cold day.

9. In your heart, I will always be just a clown, and I cannot afford your love.

10. The days of subversion left me with no night or day.

11. My sister sees the world in color because she wears colored contact lenses.

12. The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that make your heart beat.

13. This life is full of pitfalls.

14. If there is love in the sky, you will die early. Live great and die under flowers.

15. People nowadays are following the trend and like to use deodorant socks to cover their mouths when talking.

16. I’m sorry that I didn’t come to your wedding. I will definitely come next time.

17. Make chopsticks in the next life, so that you won’t be lonely.

18. I left with a frown, just as I came with a wink.

19. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

20. I thought I was Harry Potter after riding a broomstick.

21. During the exam, I suddenly realized that I had never studied at all.

22. You are my Youlemei, so I can throw you away after drinking.

23. When many people reorganize their prejudices, they think they are thinking.

24. The flowers on the Naihe Bridge bear witness to the prosperity of who and who.

25. Don’t use beauty tricks on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.

26. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

27. If you want to conquer all the soy sauce in the world, go ahead and make others jealous.

28. No doubt, I am the poor man in your dream

29. If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you.

30. Enjoying a moment of blank mind every day, my thoughts become simpler.

31. Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

32. I am unknown in the world, and you confuse all living beings in the vegetable market.

33. Funny quotes: Use my most handsome posture to respond to your provocation.

34. I don’t miss anything, only when I make a huge mistake.

35. I’m not worried about anyone who says I’m fat. I’m just a little bloated.

36. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around

37. The teacher always likes to say during class: Classmates, please look Holding me.

38. I want to be an ant, just for a grain of rice to be happy for half a year.

39. If you ride the wind back, I will chase you on a somersault cloud.

40. You look like the consolation woman who was eliminated before the second station.

41. If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

42. The end of the world is coming soon. There is one thing I haven’t told you all this time. In fact, I am Ultraman.

43. Spending money is as easy as shit, making money is as hard as eating shit.

44. Money is just paper if you don’t spend it. If you spend it, it’s money. If you burn it, it’s paper money.

45. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you. Funny lol classic quotations

Funny lol classic quotations

1. Women are tools for making human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

2. I don’t know why this happens, I just like my brother’s woman!

3. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

4. Mentally insane lunatics are not scary. Horrible is a sane lunatic.

5. My wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, and I have no chance to interrupt her.

6. If you cannot put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

7. If you love several people at the same time, it means you are young; if you love only one person, then you are old; if you love no one, you have been reborn.

8. I am dead, I will burn paper if I have something to do, summon the ghosts if I have something trivial, or dig my grave if something is big.

9. Girls are like moon cakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival. They lose their value after the fifteenth night.

10. In spring, you plant a girlfriend in the back mountain, and in autumn, it will bear cuckolds all over the mountains and fields!

11. Life is like shit. Sometimes you work very hard, but what comes out is just shit.

12. The three most painful things for a man: being caught by his lover shopping for groceries with his wife; being caught by his wife shopping with a sympathetic lover; being blocked by his wife and lover in an alley at the same time.

13. Birds are fine during the day and birds are fine at night.

14. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table.

15. Men are divided into two types, one is lustful and the other is very lustful; women are also divided into two types, one is pretending to be pure and the other is pretending to be impure.

16. I would rather you hold other women and miss me than you hold me and miss other women.

17. Don’t hang yourself from one tree. Try to hang yourself from several trees several times, and then you will die completely.

18. I am too pure, even my purity is a bit shameless!

19. The longer you stay in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people.

20. If you want to lose, lose to pursuit; if you want to marry, marry for happiness.

21. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is like fire in seven places and smoke in eight places.

22. Life is short, it must be sexy.

23. After passing through the summer of youth, who still remembers what year it was?

24. It’s not that you can’t live without someone, but you can’t let go of someone.

25. Brothers are brothers, women are clothes. Whoever touches my limbs, I will take off his clothes.

26. The brothels are full because people are lonely.

27. If the world is not dirty, where would the sadness come from?

28. I can give up the choice, but I cannot choose to give up.

29. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

30. The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent?

31. I like Naruto better, because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese will die.

32. Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning.

33. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let his husband know.

34. Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

35. Flowers come in all kinds of red, and people are different from dogs.

36. Although the famous flower has its owner, I am here to loosen the soil. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

37. It is better to spend money than spend money in the sun.

38. Men look at their wrists, and women look at their faces.

39. If you don’t test the water, you won’t know the depth, and if you don’t make friends with people, you won’t know what is good or bad.

40. Have fun, think freely, and have fun.

41. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are just sexual needs.

42. Don’t take life or death lightly, just do it if you don’t accept it.

43. I am very handsome, so you have to be patient.

44. The long road of life is always lost.

45. If you destroy me now, I will destroy your future.

46. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious.

47. If you don’t act recklessly when you are young, what will you say when you are old?

48. A woman’s heart cannot be seen clearly because her breasts are too thick.

49. When I took out the mosquito swatter, all the mosquitoes were silent.

50. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

51. If you see me, it means you have seen a ghost.

52. Sister, I guess Nuwa must have poured three more kilograms of iron into your face when she created the human being.

53. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, so don’t live too arrogantly.

54. You are like a fairy descending from the Nine Heavens to earth, but unfortunately you land on your face first.

55. The wind is good, messing up my hair and blowing off your wig.

56. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.

57. Old people cannot be beaten, children cannot be beaten, women cannot be beaten, and men should be beaten to death.

58. God gave me ten delicate jade fingers, but I use them to pick my nose.

59. Don’t think that just because you have shit on your head, you are a diamond gourd baby.

60. Yes, playing dumb is one of my great pleasures. If you think it's true, I'll just pretend to be you.

61. Life is so vast and there are so many homeworks.

62. When I paid the mobile phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

63. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

64. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

65. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

66. Since ancient times, no one has shit in life, so he can only take a piece of shit every day to protect his health.

67. When I transform into a swan, are you still an egg?

68. I came home from get off work full of passion. After taking a shower, I lay on the bed waiting for my girlfriend to come home. I felt so happy. Half an hour later, the courier called: Brother, I’m sorry, I sent your goods to the wrong one. , get it back to you tomorrow.

69. "What do you most want to get a discount in the mall?" "I most want to get a discount on my girlfriend's legs."

70. The difference between a top student and a bad student: The top student: "I'm going to take the exam!" The bad student: "I'm going! It's the exam!" The top student: "I've finished the exam!" The bad student: "Holy shit! It's over!