Girl: Good classmate
Guo: Hahahaha, she said good classmate, right?
Yu: What a good classmate?
Guo: Leading the family, everyone praises the teacher, why praise the modest son?
girl: handsome
Guo: handsome, good, well, good, is there anything else? Humanity is not for sale
Guo: This humanity can't be sold
Guo: Everyone praises teachers, not only you, but also me
You see you
.
that's not the case.
Guo: I believe
gasping
Guo: China said that teacher Yu made money
I dare not say that
Guo: It's a big hit, and there are many cross talks. Thousands of people in China say cross talks, not all of you.
That's
Guo. There are Li Ka-shing who do business, and there are people who jump off buildings.
There are people who lose money.
Guo: It is said that cross talk is as popular as you. How much does it cost? Is there a temple fair that can only be held at temple fairs?
Guo: Before the 3th, this man was useless. He worked from the first grade to the sixth grade, and he couldn't live without subsistence allowance.
He couldn't make money.
Guo: People die more than people, and goods are still better than goods (pointing to Yu Qianer)
You just got goods.
Guo: No,
What do you mean by goods?
Guo: Take the entertainment industry as an example. After becoming popular, there are substantial things
What substantial things?
Guo: It's nothing more than fame and fortune.
Oh, it's just two words.
Guo: That big-name star earns more money. He wears it. Look at people coming out: Goldlion's suit, Pierre Cardin's shirt, Saint's
suit hat, Apple's jeans, inline shoes and Bigel's skirt.
What do you mean?
Guo: The couple
Hi, let's come out together and say
Guo: People are particular. Have we compared with others?
That's
Guo: Are we wearing them? We're fighting for the crocodile. Which way does the crocodile head go, left? Go right? Now all this piracy is fake
none of it is real
Guo: Now there is a pirate crocodile, the size of a big crocodile, and people walk down the street and ask, "How much is that gecko?"
Hi
Yu: You're out on vacation. You're all
Guo: I'm a big star and a first-class international movie star. Did you get enough food? In the morning, Hui Xianju fried the liver, at noon, he cooked it in pot, and at night,
he served chicken stew in casserole.
This movie star is so ashamed (one by one ...) He ate it all this day.
Guo: Happy, eat it, rich man, have you compared with others?
Not as good as
Guo: People go out to get a BMW and a Mercedes-Benz
Guo: Right, um-drive away
a fake car. Well, what?
Guo: hmm-let's go. BMW Mercedes-Benz is a world-class car. How about a little actor? Gather some money to get such a box of xiali
a box of xiali? What's wrong with this man and the machine?
Guo: Let's put it together.
Does it make sense to put it together?
Guo: I got it-I went out. People's movie stars spend money-I don't care
that's
Guo: I have to say the brand for everything, not the brand. Going out to travel by boat has to ask, "Is there a Titanic?"
Well, how about dying?
Guo: What do you mean dying? It's really something.
People make money.
Guo: I wish I could be something, too.
Yes?
Guo: You know, everyone wants to be famous.
Everyone wants to be famous.
Guo: I'm depressed when I walk down the street. To be honest,
Guo: Sitting at home and watching TV is a star. Why can't I be there? Walking in the street, I sighed by myself. thousands of books is a three-foot dragon bridge. I was born in the world. What do I
think? I can't serve the country and the world. Whose husband
What do you mean? Wait for a while. What do you think if you find a daughter-in-law?
Guo: No, it's four poems.
That doesn't mean you can't recognize your daughter-in-law.
Guo: That's what I mean. How can I be famous enough?
You have to struggle to do something.
Guo: I was just thinking about it. I saw your father
Oh, my father
Guo: Yu Qian's. Don't give names blindly.
Guo: Old man —— he came out of the washroom right away, and the old man came out there, and he was twice as energetic.
Did he come out there again?
Audience: Yu-
Guo: Ask your father to go
Fuck you, type it out
Guo: I'm too energetic, yo-ho, why are you going? "I've been there before, and there was a woman sitting there knocking on the window. I
saw it was too vulgar, so I went in and rebelled against it."
Ho-ho-ho-ho! Guo: Oh, you're amazing. Didn't you go out for a walk? "I didn't slip away, I didn't slip away"
You didn't slip away. Don't talk like that
Guo: Your father didn't take a walk
You made it clear
Guo: The old man didn't say the word "bend"
Hey, stop it, didn't take a walk
Guo: No walk. "What's the matter with you, boy? You're so sad." How can it be popular all over the world?
Still thinking about it
Guo: How can it be great? "Baby, just meet me. Let's go, brother, enlighten you."
Hey, what generation are you?
Guo: he told you, can we do that? "Oh, gentlemen, don't, don't, don't, big and small." "Come on, boy, let's find a bar and sit down for a while."
Oh,
Guo: The old man is very trendy
fashionable.
Guo: As soon as you turn the corner, father and son go in, and the waiter greets you. What would you like to eat?
Guo: I said give me a bottle of 85-year-old UFO
ooh-no place to find it-XO
Guo: Have a bottle of XO, a plate of edamame, and roast two big kidneys.
Does this match a set?
Guo: You take care of it, I <
Guo: whatever you care, it's all here. Your father brought this UF-XO, tons and tons. "Have a raw egg"
Why did you go?
Guo: It's in it.
Who said that?
Guo: Come on, pick it up. Don't be awkward. Let's drink first. We'll both die together.
Come on. "It's nothing, just say that I want to be famous and I'm going crazy. How can I be famous?"
Give me some advice
Guo: OK, self-motivated. Our age is over. It's up to you, young generation. When I was young, I thought
I'm sorry
and I had this idea
Guo: I couldn't remember, but I was naughty at that time, and I didn't get into Peking University by 4 points
-then don't take the exam at all.
Guo: I regret it now, I hope you get ahead, although you are not my son, ah, I'll tell you. "Give me a move, how can I be a big hit?" Tell you, if you want to be famous, you should publish a book first,
publish a book?
Guo: If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first.
something happened? That's
Guo: I almost had an accident just now. I'm anti-vulgar. I didn't scare me to death by passing a police car. I thought I was arrested, but it wasn't
. Stop it. It's called an accident.
Guo: He advised me, enlightened me.
Guo: Let's not talk about this. Tell me, how can I become famous and become a big hit? "What are you going to do?"
Let's get down to business
"I've been in the literary and art circles for so many years, saying that cross talk has been a play and a book, TV plays have been a walk-on, and the crew has done everything
"
What do you like best?
I don't know which one. I can do anything as long as I can be popular, regardless of music. Any line will do.
Ho
Anyway, this circle is the best. You want to go. Anyway, your line is from high to low. From the top, your elegant musical ballet is ok. If you want to
tell me yesterday, it's ok.
It's all over the place the day before yesterday.
It may be terrible, but
... it's not to be continued.