Horoscope meets debt collector

Do you owe money to others? You must know that it is uncomfortable to owe someone something. There will be 12 debt collectors coming to pester you. Let’s see how the twelve zodiac signs deal with it.

Aries: the assertive type

Do you want money? To tell you the truth, I don’t have this girl now, is it going to kill me? There is one, but I won’t give it to you yet. If you want to charge me with a debt, then we have to fight to the death first. If you die, then I don’t have to pay back the money I owe you. If I die, then I will have no way to pay you back. So, you should go home and think it over carefully before coming to me.

Taurus: The pitiful type

Brother, I’m really sorry. Talk about it, right? I should have paid you back the money I owed you. Look. Me, hey! I have an 80-year-old mother, a baby who is waiting to be fed, my father is paralyzed, and my husband can't take care of himself. It's hard for me to support myself here alone! There is no rice for cooking at home, and there is no milk for the child. Otherwise, dear brother, please be kind and lend me some more. I really can't make it.

Gemini: Make a promise with your body

You want me to pay back the money, right? That’s great, it’s very simple. Just marry me home, then. At that time, I and the money will be yours, but you must prepare the betrothal gift. Although I owe you money, I can't just marry you off casually. What? You still want me to pay back the money, are you mistaken? We are almost a family, so you are not afraid of hurting our feelings. Whatever is yours and mine, isn't what's yours mine? Of course, what's mine is also yours.

Cancer: Act according to law

I owe you money? Is there any evidence? If I can't produce any evidence, I will sue you for defamation! ------I have written an IOU! Let me see, ------What kind of IOU is this? There are so many loopholes, okay, you go find a lawyer, it seems we have to go to court to figure this out. I am a ready candidate, but I charge a fee, and I have a good relationship. I will give you a 20% discount, which is similar to what you want to sue me for.

Leo: the generous and forthright type

Brother, are you making a mistake? Is it a big deal for such a small amount of money? He came to me again and again and asked me for it. Don’t you think it’s cold? I’m still blushing. The big brother upstairs, the money I owe him is five times the money I owe you. He has never mentioned it. You think I don’t want to. Do you want to return it to others? It's just that money is tight now. If I have money, don't worry, I will pay it back twice as much, and I will also treat you all to a nice meal. Thank you for your kindness. How about the International Hotel? Is the grade reasonable?

Virgo: affectionate type

You come to ask me for money, right? I know that once, a debt was placed in front of me, and I was unable to repay it, which made me very uneasy. Now, you have come to me again and mentioned that debt. Today, I want to sincerely Tell you, debt! I must repay it. If you insist on letting me add a deadline in front of it, I will say to you loudly: "That will be - ten thousand years!"

Libra: Investment and financial management type

You must know that lending money to me is not a simple matter of money, but a manifestation of investment. If you invest money to me, I will operate it very seriously. Okay, but you have to know that investment is risky. You may make money, but you may also lose money. If the stock goes up, no one will take away your money, but if it goes down, neither will the securities company. To return your principal, of course, you have to understand that the same principle applies to giving me the money.

Scorpio: the flattering type

Oops! My eldest brother, you are brave and wise, unparalleled in the world; you are loved by everyone, flowers bloom when they see you, beauties follow you when they see you, handsome guys jump off buildings when they see you, you are invincible in the world, and you are a killer in love and ghosts are sad; you have a beautiful face. , the country is falling, the fish is falling, the geese are falling, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed, your jade tree is facing the wind, you are kind in your heart. I thought you wouldn't ask me for this little money. For such a big hero, you would lose your status just for this little money.

Sagittarius: The messy type

You come to ask for money, right? Well, I will pay you back, but there is a condition. Let's take a gamble first. Poker, Pai Gow, Mahjong, dominoes, sieves, size comparison, odd and even numbers. You can choose whatever you want. You will win two out of three. If you, you If you win, there is nothing to say. I will definitely pay back the money in full, but you have to wait for a while. If you lose, then we will write it off. How about it, do you have the courage? Why don't we come to something more elegant, or I'll bet you that I can't pay you back.

Capricorn: the nagging type

You come to ask me for a bill. If it is you, just say so! If you don't tell me, how will I know if you are coming to ask me for a bill? If you didn't come to ask me for an account, and I said you wanted an account, wouldn't that ruin your reputation? Even if you don't come to ask me for a debt, and I owe you money, I may still describe you as a debtor. Even if I don't describe you as a debtor, I won't describe you as a creditor. That's great, right?

Aquarius: Rake type

What? You say it again, do you want me to pay you back? Where to start? The money you owe me hasn't been paid yet! What, can’t remember? Think about it carefully, let me remind you. In the fifth century BC, on the North Street of Luoyang City, you were in a hurry to get medicine for your wife and asked me to borrow two taels of silver. You forgot about it so quickly. I never had the nerve to ask. If you want to, since your family is so pitiful and they have a good relationship, just think about it and forget about it. I didn't expect that you are so mean-spirited that you would ask for money even if you were in a hurry, so you wouldn't be afraid of hurting your friendship.

Pisces: Lost Memory Type

You said you want me to pay back money, what money? Whose money? When did I lend you money and where was it? I have no memory at all. Who are you? oh! Oh my God! Who am I? Why can't I remember anything? Let’s talk about it later when I remember who you are and who I am and who I borrowed money from and who lent me money! You can't take advantage of others' danger!

How the twelve constellations react when they see a joke

One day, you read a joke about an embarrassing incident in the newspaper. When you excitedly told the joke to When your zodiac friends watched it, what were their reactions?

Aries: He started laughing before he even finished reading the title. The people next to him asked him confusedly what the joke was so funny. He replied: "I haven't finished reading yet, but I laugh when I see a joke." Ah. "The person next to you: "@##$#%"

Taurus: Read the joke very carefully, laugh gracefully a few times, and then say to you: "I can do it in 5 minutes. It took me so long to see this joke. "You:" . . . Said: "Tooooooooo old". One minute later, the entire office knows the joke; 10 minutes later, the entire floor knows the joke; 30 minutes later, the manager calls you over: "I heard you read jokes during working hours?"

Cancer: After reading the joke, he did not laugh. Instead, he sighed: "Hey, why are the jokes like this now! Look how good the jokes were in the 1970s... and then look at the jokes in the 1980s..." A whole Hours passed, and his memoirs were not yet finished. . .

Leo: "Hahahaha, this person is so embarrassing!" The laughing lion showed a sunny smile, and then he said in a sinister tone: "If someone asks me to go out... He is so ugly, hehehehe." You: "..."

Virgo: "I don't think this matter is over. The person who made the fool must be thinking about something. "So, being good at logic, he went aside and thought hard. As for laughter, he had long forgotten it. A month later, a mystery novel was born: "An Embarrassing Thing and the Death of a Woman"

Libra: "That person is so stupid. If it were me, I would be done with just this." So stupid." Of course, when he said this, he had already greeted everyone in the office, which made people sigh at his sophistication.

Scorpio: A cold smile shows the temperament of a Scorpion. Although he does not speak on the surface, he has already made thorough preparations in his heart, from "What should I do if this embarrassing thing happens to me?" to "What should I do if this embarrassing thing happens to me?" "Which enemy has been too idle recently, it would be nice for this embarrassing thing to happen to him."

Sagittarius: He laughed just when he saw the title. Others asked him, "Have you seen it? You were laughing so happily!” “NO, you were played by me. In fact, I never saw anything: p” A group of people took Sagittarius out and beat him up...

Capricorn: Carefully After reading it, I pointed out two typos in the joke, and then went to work with an expressionless face. Ten minutes later, he suddenly laughed. The person next to him asked him what was wrong, and he said: "It's nothing. The joke just now was so funny."

Aquarius: After reading it at a glance, he said, "It's a very common thing, what's so funny about it?" Yes. He can continue to work calmly. If he really feels that he has made a fool of himself, he can just kill everyone he sees." He said it lightly and continued to work calmly.

Pisces: "It's so funny." This is a predictable result, but then it is not imaginable. "It's over, what if I make such a big mistake? How will I see people in the future? Will my husband divorce me? Will the company fire me? What should I do? Please help me think of something. "She loves to think wildly and continues to use her imagination wildly, while making you truly realize the wise saying "Women are made of water".

Aries: Brothers of Aries, please reply after reading this post, and restore our great cause of justice of Aries!

Taurus: Taurus, please reply!

Gemini: How can we both fall behind? Geminis, please reply quickly!

Cancer: We crabs are the most compassionate, crabs please reply!

Leo: I always say We lions are too shy to reply to posts, so let’s reply to them today! Leos, reply quickly!

Libra: Don’t live up to the scales on us, Libras, reply quickly!< /p>

Scorpio: Even Scorpios will reply to me!

Sagittarius: I believe my friends will reply, right?! This poster is one of your kind! Loyal Sagittarius, reply Post!

Capricorn: No matter how busy you are, you still have to reply to a post. After all, people have worked hard to post...

Aquarius: Aquarius, we are qualified, so replying to a post is not enough. Is it okay? Don’t embarrass us.

Pisces: Pisces, we are all compassionate!