1. Even the pigs in the food company have card stamps on them. This is a kind of identity! (Student ID card issue)

2. Take care of your female classmates.

3. Try every means to prevent the toilet from getting clogged. We can’t just post a “how to use the toilet” and “maintenance of the toilet”!

4. Sing out of tune and out of tune with your own style.

5. People who are good at drinking don’t drink at all at home. If they don’t like it, I won’t like it.

6. Can you honestly say that these two images are symmetrical?

7. The gate of the vocational school was almost renamed money.

8. The idea is beautiful, but the approach is stupid.

9. The squad leader is the general manager of a class.

10. Do you think you were born to be a free man?

11. Asking questions while naked - not ashamed to ask.

12. You play hide-and-seek with the teacher, but you are not found in the end.

13. The teacher is not a sadist. He teases and plays with his classmates all day long.

14. When you have a beard, you will find that a lot of things are being lost. The only long ones are wrinkles and beards, boys.

15. When I have time one day, I will help you!

16. You have to add 10,000 × at the end to represent your level of excellence!

17. Why can’t you understand the same human language?

18. Is this what you call a smart person who didn’t pass the exam? Instead, I was fooled by my cleverness! Alas, the Chinese character is really powerful.

19. You said you were going to study Chen Jingrun, but many mathematicians have died doing that.

20. Someone puts their feces into a plastic bag and throws it out of the dormitory window. You think this is a hard job.

21. Didn’t make it? ! Don't scare people! ××× Come and show yourself.

22. You will be punished within five days.

23. The person’s brain is still uneasy, and the two people are shaking it.

24. This is wrong. Even if the result is correct, it is purely coincidental. Haha, I just want you to tell me this wrong method. (Amin was deceived by Viagra)

25. This is not an insult to my personality.

26. You can’t just sum up the question with two words “cough cough” and forget about it.

27. A shovel was carried out to him.

28. You just gained a few pounds, but your brain cells didn’t grow.

29. Just like a teacher dealing with students, you don’t care with your mouth, but you don’t know how to use your hands! Various processing methods.

30. Your parents are friends and buddies. If you call him brother, it won’t work. Your parents are your parents.

31. Your mind is like white flour, and you don’t dare to move. If you move, it will turn into paste.

32. If you pour water on a vicious person, he will not kill you when he comes up.

33. What you do is in poor taste.

34. He Qiu, please arrange a general cleaning, arrange the people, and leave those who have not been arranged alone.

35. As long as our dormitory is suitable for survival.

34. Am I afraid? I’m just afraid that I won’t be able to teach in class (dei) and you’ll just scold me.

35. I generally don’t irritate you. If you exceed a certain limit, I will irritate you to death. Of course, you should be gentle with girls, otherwise it will be ruined all at once.

36. I am busy all day long and can’t even catch a bird.

37. Gradually I couldn’t find my shoes while walking.

38. Go as high as you can, until you no longer want to go. Of course, you can’t say that I don’t want to go.

39. If you see a person on the street who looks like a gangster, alas, he does not have a professional certificate. If you ask him, he is a vagrant.

40. Some students read a lot, holding a pile of "Sunflower Collection" all day long, and ended up committing suicide!

41. How useful is this idea in this day and age?

42. Your eyes are a little lame.

43. For people who farm, knowing English is a kind of personality in itself.

44. A classmate said to me: Teacher, please stop smoking, it will kill people.

45. Don’t fight if you are sick, you can handle big things.

46. This can be seen with the naked eye.

47. There is a saying called "uprooting". Why can it be uprooted? Because it is connected.

48. No one wants to be a coward, but many people spend their time being cowards.

49. There is a popular saying: "Life only lasts a hundred years." What's more, people like us can't live more than a hundred years.

50. If you use a shovel as a spoon, your food will not be ruined!

51. As long as I live, you will not die.

52. If you are sleepy, you won’t be sleepy; if you are tired, you won’t be tired; if you can’t do it, you won’t be able to do it.

53. You say you can’t do it, but you won’t do it for a while. “I have to sleep”, but you won’t stop sleeping.

"I don't delay studying if I don't sleep." Why don't you delay...?