1. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

1. When you drink and laugh, how much can life do!

From "Bodhisattva Barbarian: I urge you to get drunk tonight" by Wei Zhuang of the Tang Dynasty

I urge you to get drunk tonight and not talk about the affairs of the Ming Dynasty before you. Cherish the heart of the host, and the wine will be deeply affectionate.

Don’t worry about the spring leakage being short, but don’t complain about the gold cup being full. When you drink and laugh, how much can life be?

Interpretation:

Tonight, I advise you to get drunk before resting. Do not talk about tomorrow's events at the wine table. Just cherish the heart of the now enthusiastic host, because the host’s wine glass is deep, and so is the host’s friendship.

What worries me is that a spring night of joyful drinking like tonight is too short. I will no longer refuse to say that you filled my wine glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, no matter what, you have to cheer up. How long can life be?

2. No one wears flowers, no one persuades people to drink wine, and no one cares about drunkenness.

From "The Sapphire Case: Stopping Needlework Every Year on Society Day" by Huang Gongshao of the Song Dynasty

Stopping needlework every year on Society Day. How can I bear to see the two flying swallows. Today is half of spring in Jiangcheng. The whole body is still there, deep in the chaotic mountains, beside the lonely creek bridge.

Whose needlework is wearing a torn spring shirt? Every line is full of tears. The setting sun unwinds on the grass bank. No one wears flowers, no one persuades me to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

Interpretation:

Every year during the spring society, women stop sewing. How can she, lonely, bear to see the spring swallows flying and roosting together? Today, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still alone in the depths of the chaotic mountains, standing lonely by the creek.

Who will mend my spring shirt when it’s worn out? Lines of tears covered the spring shirt. At sunset, I unsaddled my horse and stood on the bank of the lush grass. Although there were flowers and branches, no one wore them. Although there was good wine, no one advised me to drink it. Even if I was drunk, no one took care of me.

3. Drinking debt is commonplace, but rare in seventy years of life.

From "Two Poems on Qujiang. Part Two" by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty

I wear spring clothes every day when I return to the court, and I return home drunk every day at the head of the river. Drinking debts are commonplace, but rare in the past seventy years of life.

You can see butterflies deeply through the flowers, and dragonflies fly in the water. Rumor has it that the scenery is constantly changing. For the time being, we should appreciate each other and do not contradict each other.

Definition:

After coming back from the previous court, he went to pawn his spring clothes every day. The money he got in exchange went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and he refused to come back until he was drunk. Drinking debts are common everywhere. It is a common and trivial matter. It is rare in ancient times for people to live to be seventy years old.

But I saw butterflies shuttling back and forth in the depths of the flowers, and dragonflies flying across the water, tapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang, let me stay with Chunguang. Although we are temporarily complimentary, don't break it!

4. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile without drinking the wine in the cup.

From "Mocking King Liyang for Refusing to Drink" by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty

The ground was white, the wind was cold, and the snowflakes were as big as hands. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile, without drinking the wine in the cup.

I caress a harp and plant five willow trees. What do I have for you when I carry my turban on my head?

Definition:

The earth is white with snow, the wind is cold and sharp, and the snowflakes are like big hands. Tao Yuanming is laughing so hard, just because you don't drink the wine in the cup. You really caressed a plain harp and planted five green willow trees. What do I mean to you by living up to the hijab I wear?

5. With a pot of wine and a pole, how many people can be as happy as a farmer?

From "The Fisherman·The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow" written by Li Yu of the Five Dynasties

The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are silent in spring. With a pot of wine and a pole, there are a few people who are as happy as a farmer.

Interpretation:

Thousands of miles of waves on the river are rolling like snow, and rows of peach blossoms are in full bloom on the bank, indicating that spring is in full swing. With a jug of wine by your side and a fishing rod in your hand, how many people in the world are so free and happy? 2. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

There are no funny sentences.

Poems about drinking: 1. Three glasses and two glasses of light wine, how can I defeat him? The wind comes late at night? - "Slow Voice·Xunxunmimi" Translation: How can you withstand the cold wind in the morning after drinking three glasses and two glasses of light wine? 2. In Panxiang City, there is far no Jianwei, and only old fermented grains are available in bottle and wine shops. - Translation of "Guest Arrival": Too far away from the city, there is no good food on the plate, and the family is too thin, so only old wine can be entertained.

3. With thousands of poems and thousands of cups of wine, how often have you ever looked at a prince drunk? - Translation of "Partridge Sky·Xidu Zu": I am free and at ease. I can recite thousands of poems without overdoing it. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. How can princes, generals and ministers be regarded in my eyes? 4. The colorful sleeves held the jade bell diligently, but in those days, the beauty was drunk. - "Partridge Sky·Colorful Sleeves Holding the Jade Bell Attentively" Translation: When I first met you, you held a cup in your hand, diligently persuaded me to drink, and frequently raised the jade cup. You were so gentle, beautiful and affectionate. I drank so much that I was drunk and my face turned red.

5. A new song and a glass of wine, the weather is the same as last year. —Translation of "Huanxisha": Listening to a new song and drinking a glass of wine, the weather is still the same as last year.

6. The sleeves of the sleeves are still beautiful, and the cup is filled with fragrant mash. - Translation of "Yizhu Zhu·The First Passage of Xiaozhuang": When I arrived at the cocktail party, I felt much more refreshing.

Sipping from a small cup seems not enough.

7. Cherish the secret fragrance and don’t step on it. No matter who is drunk, the eyes will be hazy.

— "Dream of Red Mansions·Chapter 38" 8. Smoke cage, cold water, moon cage cage sand, I parked in Qinhuai at night near a restaurant. - "Mooring in Qinhuai" Translation: The blurred moonlight and light smoke cover the cold water and white sand. At night, the boat is moored at a restaurant on the shore of Qinhuai. 3. Humorous sentences about quitting drinking

1. If you don’t drink at all, your life will be happier.

2. Wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that cuts people off. 3. A glass of wine can lead to a lifetime of sadness.

4. A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family. 5. Drinking your own wine is paying for your life.

6. Drinking other people’s wine is someone else’s expense and your own life. 7. It is shameful to eat and drink a lot, but proud to be abstaining from alcohol.

8. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Drinking too much will cause death. 9. Quit drinking, quit drinking, and quit smoking.

10. If you have wine today, you will get drunk today. Tomorrow, you will drink cold water. 11. Don’t waste water near a river, don’t waste firewood near a mountain.

12. Indulge in drunkenness and sex, and lose your family and country. 13. Drunken and murderous, one will lose one's life and the country.

14. A gentleman is virtuous by being cautious about drinking and observing the precepts. First, abstaining from alcohol from now on includes all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.

Second, never drink at all no matter what the occasion, including gatherings of relatives and friends, wedding celebrations, birthday banquets, work trips, death of the elderly, full-month-old children, and buddies talking nonsense. Third, even if your friends enthusiastically persuade you to drink, and your classmates use words to encourage you, you must keep your mouth shut.

Fourth, even if Rémy Martin, Louis, Maotai, Wuliangye, etc. are placed in front of you, you will never be tempted. Fifth, even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties offer their bodies to me and seduce me to drink, I will resolutely refuse them.

Sixth, even if the leader uses the high-ranking official and generous salary as a bargaining chip, he will not give in if he asks me to drink on his behalf. Seventh, time to abstain from alcohol: This declaration is effective immediately until the end of life.

Famous aphorisms for quitting drinking: 1. A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family. 2. A gentleman is virtuous by being careful about drinking and observing the precepts.

3. Drinking your own wine is paying for your life. 4. After drinking, one is addicted to murder and kills oneself and the country.

5. Save money on cigarettes and alcohol, and ask for help in times of emergency. 6. Alcohol is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that cuts people off.

7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not drinking. 8. If you want to live longer, quit smoking and drinking first.

9. Quit drinking, quit drinking, and quit smoking. 10. A glass of wine, a lifetime of sadness.

1. Death: Alcohol will inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, causing respiratory arrest. In addition, due to the inhibition of the decomposition of liver glycogen, a drop in blood sugar may also have fatal effects. 2. Malabsorption syndrome causes various vitamin deficiencies and indirectly leads to various nervous system injuries.

3 Liver damage: Fat accumulation in the liver causes fatty liver. 4. Gastric ulcer: It can cause gastric bleeding and be life-threatening.

5. Nervous system damage: such as peripheral neuropathy. 6. Cerebral cortical atrophy: There are reports that some chronic alcoholics have cerebral cortical atrophy, and some patients also show signs of mental decline.

7. Alcoholic Fetal Syndrome: Alcohol is metabolized and excreted slowly in the fetus, causing harm to the developing fetus. 8. Being in a trance affects work efficiency.

9. Alienation from relatives and friends causes alcoholics to bear greater psychological frustration and pressure, leading to a vicious cycle of self-destruction and self-abandonment. 10. Drinking and driving is the main culprit of traffic accidents causing family tragedies.

11. The social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol costs millions of working days, is directly related to many industrial accidents, and is often a factor in suicide. The victims of alcohol are often not the drinkers themselves, but other innocent people.

For example, driving while drinking shows a disregard for human life, not just for the driver and his passengers, but also for the lives of innocent people. 4. There is a line in the middle of a funny doggerel about drinking: If you don’t drink, you will go again

If you don’t know how to drink at work, you will have no future! ”

“ One drink is nine taels, focus on training! ”

“Only drinks, not the boss!” ”

“You can drink without losing, leader secretary! ”

“If you drink it and fall down, your official position will be hard to protect!” ”

“Talent is hard to find if you drink too much!” "

"Run away in the middle, it's still too early for promotion! ”

“Lead the whole process and lead the future! "

"Standing on both legs, drinking doesn't count! ”

“Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea! ”

“How can one walk around the world without drinking! "

"As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be used as wine! "

"As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink will be wine! ”

“Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be!” "

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart! ”

“If you don’t want people to know, unless you drink! ”

“The universe is great in the wine, and the sun and the moon are long in the pot.”

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“Drink wine when you meet close friends, and sing poems to people you meet.” ”

“A petty person is not a gentleman, and a man without wine is not a husband!” ”

“Drinking makes a hero brave, and he refuses to be controlled by his wife!” ”

“If a man doesn’t drink, he’s in this world in vain!” "

"If a man doesn't drink, he can't make good friends! ”

“If you have deep feelings, take a sip, and if you have shallow feelings, lick it!” ”

“If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it first!” "

"Guests must get drunk if they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed! ”

“I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship!” "

"We are all close friends here. Let me have a glass of relaxing wine first. ”

“My wife told me when I came here to drink less and eat more vegetables.” ”

“I am afraid of being embarrassed if I don’t drink too much, so I restrain myself from drinking.” ”

“Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are always in love, can you have one less drink?” ”

“Are feelings iron-clad? iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! ”

“Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection! ”

“Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for the elder brother.

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“If you know how to drink one tael, drink two taels. This is a generous friend!” 5. When I am alone, I am drinking and getting drunk. Funny verses.

When I am alone, I am drinking and getting drunk. I make a pair of beauties, and we are alone with each other. I just hope that one day we can return together.

Beautiful girl Qingqingqinyan plays in the purple bamboo forest. The infatuated beauty is willing to travel thousands of miles to find you.

Talking about beauties, I laugh infatuatedly and play the music. The sound of the piano is wonderful. I am frivolous, arrogant, ignorant and ignorant. It is only because I am too young

Abandoning the country Forget the world, cut off the love, no worries, leave a name for the ages and pass down the good stories. Two years of battle, and the gray hair

Who will accompany whom in the lifelong battle? >

The defeated emperor Dou Cangtian seizes the throne and becomes an immortal. The heroic and heroic story continues to write a different kind of emperor in the world

I cut off the world of mortal affairs and the battle has been fought for a long time, and people are confused. At that time, I became famous and powerful. This battle is I have no regrets

I am lovesick, I am heartbroken, I have tears in my eyes, I have been ruling the world for many years, and I have made a name for myself

In the mist and rain, I am doing ordinary things in this life, I have great ambitions, I look back and stand with a smile for the sake of my family. I swear this poisonous oath

I send out the fragrance of the flowers and look back at my meandering wine glass. I look back at the sea and feel the fragrance of pear blossoms with a melancholy song

On the day when the general returns from the expedition, who is still talking about the heroism of wine among brothers? Galloping on the battlefield in search of defeat

When will I return this time? The cold wind raises my heart like gray. The cold wind blows the cherry blossoms and flies, touching the scenery, making my heart sad.

The sound of the piano echoes a quiet song. Singing for you after the vicissitudes of life is unforgettable, the drunken swallow comes back in good health

The flowers are blooming and fragrant, and I look back again, the music is hurt, and I look back and feel the fragrance of the epiphyllum. A sad song laughs at the vicissitudes of life

Looking up at the window in the misty rain, I miss you. When the smiling beauty said goodbye, peonies bloomed and hundreds of flowers bloomed under the moon

Love has passed and it is hard to break up. I took up pen to write about the chaos in the country. I am alone on the pillow and cannot sleep. Dreams are accompanied by flowers flying and dancing. Flowers are drifting away

The wind rises in the Purple Tower and wields the tyrannical sword. For tens of thousands of years, my heart has been lingering for a long time. How can I forget your face?

Suddenly it is like a dream. The broken rain and falling leaves are dancing in the misty rain. I am waiting on the cliff to be reincarnated into an immortal

< p> Why do you say farewell and leave me alone to look for colorful butterflies and live like a dream? The three words will definitely leave the knot of heart.

This love flower picks a heart door for you and opens ordinary things for you. I have left the dust behind. Who can guess the lonely heart

After many years of farewell to a beauty, many years of love are waiting for the song of broken love. Who plays the song of missing the beauty and losing weight

Everyone's oath in the misty rain building, the pain of lovesickness, two places and three worries The reason why I swear is because I have nothing to ask for in my life

For thousands of years, in and out of dreams, have I ever remembered that vow? Love in this life and unforgettable fate in the next life are two words called beauty

Lovesickness rains for thousands of miles. Lovesickness rain falls at the bottom of the valley, the world of mortals, dreams of the past, a song of hope for the three-word storm

Scenes of rivers and lakes emerge in my mind. Who understands the pain in my heart? Three oaths to subvert 6. Funny and sentimental sentences about drinking< /p>

1. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is; 2. If a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed; 3. How can a person walk around in the world without drinking; 4. No way Drinking has no future; 5. When there is injustice on the road, shout, if you don't drink, who will drink? 6. When the young man leaves home and the boss comes back, I will invite the young lady to accompany him for this drink; 7. He who thinks small is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not a husband; 8. Go to court Ci Bai Di's colorful clouds, half a catty and two ounces are easy; 9. Show your skills in times of crisis, and the younger sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for the elder brother; 10. Love is always in love across thousands of rivers and mountains, how about one less drink? 11. To let the guests drink well, you must first do it yourself I want to drink it down; 12. It rains in the sky and there is drought in the ground. The cup just now does not count; 13. If the feelings are iron or not, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; if the feelings are deep or not, if they are deep, then you are not afraid of a diabetic injection; 14. Will Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous enough; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such friends are the most considerate; those who can drink one catty drink If you drink a barrel, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a barrel, you will be promoted to the director of the winery; 15. Wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level. 7. A complete collection of drinking limericks

The lowest price is 0.27 yuan to become a Wenku member and view the full content> Original publisher: Ren Zhongerdaozhang’s classic drinking jingle 1. As long as the relationship is good, no matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, Take the fake ones seriously; as long as there is emotion, everything is wine.

2. How do you express love? The cup is full of wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death! 3. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

4. Wine is like food, the more you drink, the younger you become; wine is like Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful you become; wine is like dichlorvos, if you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will sleep on such a wide road! 5. One drop of a lover's tears will make you drunk; a sentimental heart will break into pieces if you rub it; no one can guess right, no one can guess right; anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk.

6. One cup and two cups, walking with a big stride, three cups and four cups, holding on to the wall and walking, five cups and six cups, walking against the wall, I won’t walk, if I drink a pound, my sister will hug me and walk away! 7. When people wander in the rivers and lakes, they cannot live without wine; when people wander in the rivers and lakes, they cannot live without getting high. 8. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

9. When the wine glass is at one end, the policy is relaxed; when the chopsticks are raised, it is OK; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is OK if not; when you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right. 10. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; make peace with your superiors and level them with your subordinates! 11. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk! 12. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk.

When it comes to dancing, I know how to do three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days.

Doze off even after starting work! When friends get together, they will always be persuaded to drink, and some of the classic drinking orders and words to stop drinking have gradually become popular on the wine table. Ladies advise men——. 8. Who knew there were funny verses about drinking, for example: Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you become

One, two, two, gargle, three, two, and four liang are not considered wine, five, two, and six liang Holding on to the wall and walking, seven or eighty-two are still roaring.

If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it;

If you have strong feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

If a man doesn't drink, he will walk in this world in vain. As long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be used as wine. I won’t walk halfway through the wall. Drink as much as you can, but run away if you can't drink anymore. Drunk on revolutionary wine every day. . . . .. Standing on your legs, drinking doesn’t count. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. Drinking will make my eyes red, my stomach will be damaged, my hands and feet will be soft, and my memory will be greatly reduced. I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds;

I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand and waved his hand to decide whether to drink or not. So did we. Drunk every day!

Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea, 6 for 6! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer! The guests will get drunk when they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to everyone present: "Women, please speak louder, and all the men will go in."

We are all close friends at this gathering, so I will drink some soothing wine first. When you see injustice on the road, you yell, "If you don't drink, who will?" ---Let the person who is suing for a drink have a drink. It is noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil. I drink three glasses of wine in a row. Do you think it is bitter or not? I sleep in the spring without waking up. I hear birds singing everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The lady has the final say. The young lady has left home and the boss has returned. I will invite the lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here. Follow your feelings, this time I will drink. ---Ahem, there is no other way, just drink. My wife told me when I came here, drink less and eat more vegetables. Drinking makes a hero brave, and he refuses to accept his wife's control. He is afraid of being embarrassed if he doesn't drink much, so he restrains himself not to drink. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband

The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of fine wine. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite business people to have a drink, make new friends, and never forget old friends. ---Have a drink with old and new friends *** Chao Ci Bai Di Caiyun, half a catty and two pieces of nothing. ---Good drinker, have a drink. Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a glass of wine for the elder brother. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. ---Drink a cup by yourself. Love is always the same in thousands of rivers and mountains. Can you drink one less cup? If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first! The commodity economy is in circulation, open up and invigorate. Drink two cups of wine to meet a confidant. A thousand cups are less. Don’t speculate and drink big. If you don’t want people to know, unless you toast, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, cup by cup. The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. That cup just now It can't be considered as drinking wine when you meet a close friend. You can sing poems to people who meet you from hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea. When will you drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

Wine is made of rice, so it won't work if you don't drink it. b is made of meat, it will be a sin every day. The universe is great in wine, and the sun and moon are long in a pot. As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine. (Looking for reasons to drink ice water) 9. Funny sentences about men drinking. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future

1. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog. He will walk in the world in vain and live like a eunuch. , can't make good friends.

2. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

3. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are leisurely.

4. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of whom;

5. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick them; if you have strong feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have deep feelings, you will not drink enough; Iron, drink bleeding.

6. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

7. Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such Brothers are the most caring; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be.

8. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level. Funny sentences

9. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

10. If a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.