Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard. When I was drunk, I refused to accept anyone, so I held the wall. The person burning incense does not have to be a monk, it can also be a panda. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female. Water can carry boats and cook porridge. Diamonds are forever, but one will ruin you. The effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it will become an adult. Yingying taught Linghu Chong how to play the piano, and she fell in love with Linghu Chong; Xiaolongnu taught Yang Guo martial arts, and she fell in love with Yang Guo; the old naughty boy taught Yinggu martial arts, and he fell in love with Yinggu... Why didn't any of the female teachers or female teaching assistants who taught me fall in love with me? Woolen cloth? Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain. Running is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life. Being tired is a kind of enjoyment, making us have no time to feel empty... I am like a bird lying on the glass. A fly with a bright future and no way out.

1. Ernong plays with the pig 2. If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel! 3. Being handsome is useless! In the end, you will not be eaten by the soldiers! 4. Live well, because we will die for a long time!! 5. Listen to the sermon in the church We should keep quiet when sleeping. It is very impolite to disturb other people's sleep. 6. My girlfriend asked me what would happen if she died. I firmly said: I will not live alone (find another job). She was very happy... 7. People are not smart, and they still imitate others and become bald. 8. You are electric, Li Siguang, you are the only myth! 9. I am always wandering between Cow A and Cow C. 10. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think I am? ... Fight without saying a word to SB. 15. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day. 16. The garden is full of spring scenery and cannot be contained, so I lure Hongxing out of the wall. 17. Life has been around since ancient times. No one can die, and no one can shit without paper! 18. A great life dies under flowers. 19. Women are tools for making human beings, and men are human beings who use tools. 20. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play Laozi Sadness! 21. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?! 22. Nonsense is the first line of interpersonal relationships. 23. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug! 24. You don’t have to study hard, but you have to review hard. 25. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small. 26. I don’t know if it’s me who went to college or college. 27. The more you spend, the harder you get out of bed. 28. If you want to hang out in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor. 29. A plug is inserted into someone’s hole, and a socket is inserted into a hole. 30. Choose a lady, her skirt is easy to catch. 31. Rich people will eventually get married. . 32. I am the son of Jesus, Coconut!! 33. College is all about learning. 34. I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder. 35. BMW means don’t touch me, MSN means touch you to death. 36 .Other people’s money is my personal belongings. 37. I am the most honest person and never tell lies, except for this sentence. 38. Heaven is Lingling, Earth is Lingling, let’s have another ice cream. 39. Senior Brother, I heard about Second Senior Brother’s The meat is more expensive than the master's. 40. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a 100-yuan card, hold down ctrl-c and continue ctrl-v 41. The professor is talking about organic matter on the podium In terms of chemical polymers, he first drew a "peptide bond" on the blackboard and said to everyone, "This is the 'eunuch', let's press 'methyl' on him"... Oh no! 42. Bald Donkey, How dare you compete with a poor man for your teacher's wife!! 43. The inner beauty that men refer to refers to what's inside the bra, not the heart. 44. It's gold, but it will eventually be spent... 45. Who can go 90 minutes without cum?... China Football team!! 46. Handsome men are useful. Can you use your face to swipe your credit card at the bank? 47. They say men become bad when they are rich, but damn, I have been a good guy for more than 20 years. 48. A female couple A man said: Come to my house, I will feed you. 49. It’s not that you don’t smile, your fans will fall off as soon as you smile. 50. You are tall, you are a straw bag, you are short, you can stand being stepped on, you are skinny, you have muscles. 51 .Only women and English are difficult to find, only jobs and a wife are difficult to find. 52. Driving is easy, except for new people. 53. I heard that women are clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years. 54. The ring pull of the can loves the can, but the psychology of the can is filled with Coke. 55. I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s mouth. 56. Today a group of Japanese people came to visit our school. To be honest, this This is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes. 57 After studying for more than ten years, I still feel that kindergarten is easier to mix. 50 Respondent: JJokey - Level 12008-11-12 20:57 Let me comment >> Related content?6?1 Looking for famous quotes or classic and funny sentences related to chemistry! ! ! ~~~ 6 2006-5-28 ?6?1 Who can tell me the funniest quote? 12 2008-8-8 ?6?1 Who can tell me the paragraphs, sentences, and famous sayings that describe friendship 112 2007-4-15 ?6?1 Please tell me the famous sayings or sentences and phrases about the gentleman 2 2009-5 -19 ?6?1 Please tell me a sentence about failure

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