2. Come on, why do people look for someone like calling the police? It took ten minutes to find it. I found a date, just like your mother solved the case, without a clue.
I am just an ordinary single genius.
What if it rains outside? As long as the heart is clear, every minute is sunshine.
Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.
This Valentine's Day seems to be just you and me, my bed!
7. I am introverted and withdrawn, and I want to accompany you for three minutes for many years.
8. Be immersed in love with children or something, which affects my eldest brother too much.
9. Valentine's Day without lovers, holding hands without flowers. No more chattering and whispering.
10. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire!
1 1. On second thought, if I'm not single and I have to spend money on gifts tomorrow, I'll still be single.
12. Love hung high and defeated the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
13. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widows from beginning to end.
14. Love everything in the world, without preference or exception.
15. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.
Happy Valentine's Day for Singles (2) 16. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.
17. No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment
18. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
19. I hope you can be happy without a lover on Valentine's Day.
20. I haven't missed Valentine's Day once, but it's Singles Day every time!
2 1. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.
22. Teach you the most effective way to leave single dog and be my wife.
23. As a single dog, as long as the person I like is healthy, it is my best Valentine's Day gift.
24. We: bored others at home: drained.
25. My main composition is 99% cute+1% single.
26. Today is Valentine's Day. If there is nothing to send, send some people who like to show love and leave my list.
27. You can do whatever you want. I'll see who to borrow money from these two days.
28. Valentine's Day is coming. If you like me, it's no use. I like studying.
29. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.
30. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't have to explain who you are sleeping with.
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Valentine's Day single product funny girl humor 1 1. Don't mention Valentine's Day to me, I tell you, I only celebrate Children's Day!
Think about last Valentine's Day, five people chased me at the same time.
I was a single pig last year and a single mouse this year.
My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.
6. I am just an ordinary single genius.
7. Self-confidence and security are given by yourself. After being single for a long time, you will know how important it is to be strong.
Showing love in front of me is nothing. If you can get a room, take me with you. I want to see what love looks like up close.
9. Girlfriends don't worship money, are vain, lazy and don't exist.
10. Valentine's Day, there is no need to wish all lovers happiness. They are very happy today.
1 1. I'm sorry to mention this. When can I sprinkle dog food on others?
12. I am a socialist successor, how can I talk about being immersed in love?
13. Your aunt introduced you to a boy. The conditions are good. Go and have a look tomorrow!
14. Do you need a light bulb on New Year's Eve? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.
15. The national delivery is too slow, and I haven't received my boyfriend yet.
Valentine's Day single funny girl humor Part II 16. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.
17. It's not terrible to have no lover. What's terrible is that others think I have a bunch! I don't even know who my lover is.
18. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Bah, trying to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!
19. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.
20. Those who say to rent their own for Valentine's Day, don't be silly, okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money.
2 1. I haven't passed Valentine's Day once, but it's always Singles' Day!
22. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and be the captain in private first.
23. No gifts this Valentine's Day, only boyfriends.
24. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I am smelling of single dog.
25. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Do you want me to play girlfriend?
26. If you feel lonely on Valentine's Day, turn off the lights and turn on the computer to play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, toilet and bed, and there are people everywhere, which is very lively.
27. We are: lonely souls, lonely philosophers, arrogant vagrants, and lonely wolves in Siberian snowfields.
28. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, take a deep breath
29. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many singles' days, I can only watch others celebrate Valentine's Day!
30. Someone asked me if I was alone on Valentine's Day. Funny, can't people become dogs?
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Valentine's Day single humorous funny short message group articles 1 1. Valentine's day is not terrible, what is terrible is that you don't have the same person with you every year.
No one likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.
On Valentine's Day, I want to dress beautifully, dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.
4. Asking me out on a date at this time is not love, but killing for money!
I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me a hot dog.
No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment
7. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the lovers in the street, they are very loving, and all kinds of smells come to mind, you know?
8. I am introverted and withdrawn, and I want to accompany you for three minutes for many years.
9. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.
10. Today's me =98% acid +2% single.
1 1. You are Qian Qian in the crowd, and you are unique in my eyes.
12. I'm just an ordinary single genius.
13. The only person who loves each other is always with him. Some people in single dog are already accompanied.
14. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.
15. Don't say that you are single dog, the dog will die at your age.
Valentine's Day Single Humorous Funny SMS Group Part II 16. On Valentine's Day, there is no need to wish lovers all over the world happiness. They are very happy today.
17. Today is, please pay attention to the two national conferences in these two days.
18. Singles Day is coming. Ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.
19. Are you there? If you want to fall in love with me, don't breathe if you don't want to.
20. Today, the cold wave of dog food hit a large area. Please take preventive measures.
2 1. The carnival of festivals, the romance of lovers, and all the happiness have nothing to do with me.
22. Don't always belong to single dog. You are a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single idiot by IQ.
23. Love everything in the world, without exception.
24. I haven't missed Valentine's Day once, but it's Singles Day every time!
25. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.
26. "Hey, why are you alone on Valentine's Day again?" "Half a person is afraid of scaring you."
27. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, take a deep breath
28. Stop saying that you are lonely and alcoholic, but you are actually single dog.
29. The great ship of love is sinking when it sinks. Only the big trees in single dog can stand.
30. On Valentine's Day, I suggest that you don't bask in presents. You can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe there is the same model, maybe there is an explosion.
Single valentine's day
1. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.
2, delete everything, let time gradually kill memory.
Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.
There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.
There is no perfect article in the world, just as there is no complete despair in the world.
6, too care about a person, but hurt yourself.
7. I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.
8. I am most afraid of betrayal after using my heart.
9. I often say that I should be full of hope for life, but I don't know where the next intersection is.
10, I miss you so much. I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.
1 1, mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!
12, you don't want to mention the past, I didn't participate.
13, you promised, but forgot the person who has been waiting for you.
14, you have told me so much, and I am the only one left.
15, you are a poison. It permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On July 7th, I was poisoned. Please don't forget to give me the antidote.
16, you live in my heart in the name of love, and I am trapped in your prison as a supporting role.
17, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, let you braise it in soy sauce and steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.
18, life has been so hard that some things should not be exposed.
19. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.
20. If I hadn't encountered so many twists and turns, how could I have come to your side?
2 1, I remember the childhood sun has set from the caves and valleys of memory.
22. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
23. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.
24. Fear is a waste and an unnecessary explanation, so I still choose silence.
25. The gorgeous hairpin fell to the ground, and no one picked it up, a green and white Hosta and a golden hairy bird. The emperor couldn't save her, so he had to cover his face. Later, when he turned to look, there was blood and tears. ... the porcelain mandarin duck on the roof is getting thicker and thicker with the morning frost, and his kingfisher blue cover feels more lonely and cold. -Eternal regret
Her sad and beautiful face is a poem that I will never get tired of reading all my life.
Meeting you in this life is like meeting a rainbow in the dark.
28. At the beginning, we knew that there would always be an end.
29. Insecure children always like to hold the quilt when they sleep.
I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.
3 1. At night, you should look up at the stars in the sky. Mine is too small for me to tell you where it is. Never mind, my star is a star in your sky. So, you will fall in love with the stars all over the sky, and all the stars will become your friends.
32. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
33. The way raindrops slide off the glass is traceable.
34. These words tell a story that nobody understands. The pain of the whole city, I licked the wound alone.
35. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
36. Love is a kind of care. Wherever you go, your heart is tied to the tip of your hair.
37. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.
38, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' day alone, Gu Ying from sorrow. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.
39. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?
40. I want to write love as an immortal legend of Enemy at the Gates.
4 1, I want to put aside all indifference and be a warm and beautiful woman.
42. I have always had you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.
43. I used my whole youth to play dirty lies with you.
44. I am really strong, so strong that I cry every night.
45. In the end, all I want is to say frankly that I love you.