I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!
7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.
8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, how to lose weight without eating?
14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...
15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !
18, there is love besides teeth.
19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.
22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.
24. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
26. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...
27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.
28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
3 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves.
32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.
34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.
37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.
43. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
45. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
47. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
49. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
5 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
When I woke up, it was already dark.
53. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.
54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.
You should know the script of your life-it is not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the story of your friends.
59. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
60. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk that the teacher threw hit me right on the forehead.
6 1, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
64. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~
65. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
66. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.
67. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
68. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
69. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
70, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.
7 1, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Please don't disturb mortals …
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
76.work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.
77. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …
78. Take your hand and drag your son away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
79. Life is like this. It always occupies an absolute leadership position. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, showing mocking faces.
80. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.
8 1. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
83. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.
84. The word "life" has made my brain and spinal cord twitch for decades, and it has never been relevant.
85. A real warrior dares to face his own face.
86, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is normal, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.
87. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.
88. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
89. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
90. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to install, to install a circle, and to have a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.