Once upon a time, there was a man named Liu Bang. He has no distinction between men and women, and he has both offensive and defensive skills. His wife's attitude towards him is: you can fuck women, and I can raise children for you; You fucked a man. I'm sorry. This man will die. Therefore, he can take "I'm drunk, men are inevitable outside" as an excuse to downplay the ambiguous relationship between men and women, but he can't make any substantive moves on gay.
One day, he saw Xiang Yu riding a burly horse, handsome and rich, typical of Gao Fushuai. He was tempted, and after many twists and turns, the two met. They get together, and the code word to contact each other is two words: "Destroy Qin". This is the title of the original novel. Why did Lu Dao, who was addicted to textual research, repeatedly ask them to say these two words side by side? Think about the names of Liu Bang's wife, her actor and Lu Dao's wife. Yes, Qin Lan. Therefore, that's what the inconvenience of Lu Dao means: historically, it is said that their real purpose is to destroy Qin's independence and Qin Lan's homosexuality, dear!
However, how smart Lv Hou is, he has seen through this. So she provoked the relationship between the two, and she was deliberately caught by Xiang Yu, but she could not let them become. Originally, things were not out of control. However, the appearance of a person makes the battle of Khan, oh no, the battle of Chu and Han inevitably happen.
This man is Han Xin. At Xiang Yu's side in his early years, he tried to devote himself, but failed. At that time, Xiang Yu's heart was all on Liu Bang. So he left Xiang Yu and joined Liu Bang. In the face of this man who is one year younger than Xiang Yu and more heroic than Xiang Yu, Liu Bang was moved. They are together.
The latter thing is easy to explain. Under the promotion of his subordinate Liu Bang, Han Xin's position soared like a rocket, from Diaosi under Xiang Yu's account to General Gao Fushuai in Liu Bangzhen. He also lived up to expectations and laid down the territory of his former lover+current rival Xiang Yu one by one. At most, Han Xin's territory is bigger than Liu Bang+Xiang Yu's. But he didn't object. Why? It's simple, because my heart is still here with Pei Gong, dear!
Han Xin can't take off without the help of another person, and he is Xiao He. The story and history of the two of them are written more clearly. Xiao He chased Han Xin under the moon, dare to ask which two people have used the word "under the moon" besides them in history? Still chasing! Don't be too obvious. It cuts easily. Han Xin's rise in Liu Bang's camp has much to do with the recommendation of his secret admirer Xiao He. It turned out that Han and Liu Bang were secretly cooperating with Xiao He, harps and harmonies. However, all this failed to escape Lv Hou's eyes.
Lv Hou's mission is divided into three steps: 1. Let Chu and Han contend and destroy old gay friends Xiang Yu; 2. Fake rebellion, destroying Han Xin, New gay friends; 3. Destroy Han Xin by Xiao He, and completely break up the threesome relationship between Liu Bang, Han Xin and Xiao He.
So we saw the following pictures in the movie: Xiang Yu was surrounded by Wujiang River and cast a deep glance at the opposite side; Liu bang looked at each other from a distance, unaware that he did not extinguish his opponent's pleasure, but was humble when the old love passed away; Han Xin was accused of rebellion, but he was saved. Liu bang, who suffers from tracheitis, has done his best. Xiao He tried to protect Han Xin in front of Lv Hou, regardless of his status as a monarch and minister. Later, he was forced to take Han Xin to the emperor's banquet, just like seeing his lover off; After Han Xin was strangled, Laobai, oh no, Xiao He cried for two minutes holding the still handsome Zhang Zhenhan letter. Lu Dao's lens is still on, dear! So, wonderful, Xiao He personally cut off Han Xin's head, what do you think? Mantis in the black cat sheriff! The mother mantis of the red fruit ate the male mantis. Finally, Lv Hou asked Xiao He to show Liu Bang Han Xin's head. And the result? After Pei Gong ordered the rebury, he didn't breathe a sigh of relief. Sorrow is more terrible than death, dear!
Liu Bang's ups and downs and twists and turns of gay life have come to an end. By the way, in front of Liu Bang, Lv Hou only dared to touch his man, not his woman. It's not that she doesn't want to move, it's not the right time. After Liu Bang's death, she took care of Mrs. Qi, the last woman Liu Bang loved most. The method is extremely cruel. It cut off Mrs. Qi's hands and feet, gouged out her eyes, deafened her ears, forced her to drink dumb medicine and throw it into the toilet, and was called "the thief on earth". Don't talk about videos or pictures, this kind of text description is no longer suitable for children.
This story tells us two facts: 1. Being gay is risky, so be careful when you try; 2. Don't mess with women if you mess with anyone.