I admit that I am short, but if you laugh at me, I will cut off your head to shorten the gap between us.

I remember that when I told this sentence to my deskmate, he slapped the table and shouted, "Wonderful! This sentence is the best. I admit that I'm ugly, but if you laugh at me, I'll let you take a bath with concentrated sulfuric acid ... "This sentence is really easy to remember. But we haven't heard of him narrowing that gap in this way.