2. Life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.
3. study hard and want to go to school every day!
4. It's better to spend money "every day" than spend money.
5. Love is being mean, and it is being mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come
!
6. Did the leaves leave because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to retain them?
7. Some people are so ignorant. If you don't fuck him, he won't know that you are his father.
8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
9. Buddha said, "It took 5 times to look back in the past life to get a brush in this life". I would rather pass by once in my life for 5 times in my life.
1. What can I do to kill your lover ...
11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
12. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet and learned everything when you went out.
13. Nu Wa shot it every day.
14. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brothers, I will strip his clothes!
15. I'm an actor, and my eyes turn round at the sight of beautiful MM ...
16. God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't
go to hell, who will?"
17. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!
18. I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?
19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ...
2. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late ...
21. The failure of others is my happiness!
22, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.
23. No one who is born is afraid of death, and none who is afraid of death is born, so don't pretend to be TM!
24. The realistic society has ruined my chance to be a good person!
25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?
26. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!
27, a rich man, a man without money is hard!
28. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me ...
29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!
3. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!
31. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!
32. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are!
33. Rogues are not afraid, but they are afraid of being literate ...
34. Please respect yourself, guest. My little girl only sells herself, not entertainers.
35, you can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!
36. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.
37. You give me a love, and I will return it to you!
38. Teacher! Just follow the old woman!
39. I love you! What do you care?
4. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!
41. Not bad! People are forced out.
42, time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always some!
43. What you do when you have sex, who you mate with!
44. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!
45, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell to your death.
46. Promises are like "Fuck your mother", but they are often said but hard to do!
47. My lover calls me a third party!
48, like is a touch of love; Love is a deep love!
49, people don't waste a teenager!
5. I'm not a casual person. I'm not a casual person ...
51. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you've worked hard and all you can get out is a fart.
52. When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike, so I had to go to school by taxi every day. In junior high school, because < P > my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders kept me studying for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the headmaster of senior high school thought I had a good future, so he overcharged me by 3 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought that I had the ability to survive independently, so she asked me to drop out of school.
53. Advertisement in a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and you can even buy some roses for your wife.
54. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside!
55. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become a "person".
56. Although you have teeth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, it's good to have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes when it rains, cover your chin when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Don't you think you are the best!
57. Family harmony, Kangxi life, Yongzheng personality, prosperous career, everything celebrated, bright future, Xianfeng wealth,
internal and external governance, a prosperous future, and universal publicity!
58. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch me with soy sauce, X his ancestors! Walking through the south ~ breaking through the north ~ drinking water behind the toilet
, running over my leg on the train track, and kissing a fool. I've climbed mountains and fought tigers ~ I've practiced martial arts
in Shaolin Temple, left Qinglong and right White Tiger. I often treat Clinton as 25 yuan and feed Sakyamuni to tigers! Dancing on the pyramids,
Jesus played drums on his head.
59. I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu!
6. About thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear and looked at my ass; Now, pull out your ass and look at your underwear ...
61. Take someone else's road and let others have no way out!
62. I'm like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
63. Hun people are wandering in rivers and lakes, and I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. Hit the corner and count the stars on the ground!
64. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for 19 years!
65. The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on their roommates: let them hold telephone poles plastered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine, and cry out with tears and deep affection: My illness is finally saved!
66. It's the plug that plugs into people's holes, and the socket that plugs into people's holes!
67. Go through the ladies' room three times without entering!
68. Rats never waste their time in the evening, but we humans waste one third of our time every day.
69. "What is an optimist?" "This ..... is like a teapot, his ass is burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle!"
7. I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
71. Now the most hurtful sentence is: "You are so fucking Chen Shui-bian"
72. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry!
73. A man can rely on it, but a sow can climb a tree.
74. When the university came down from me, he said with his trousers in his hand, "You can go, but your youth must stay." At this moment, it suddenly dawned
that I didn't go to college, but the university fucked me!
75. His writings are immortal for 5 years, but his people are immortal for 1, years. After 1, years, everything will rot at the end of the world.
76. Someone challenged me and said, Bring it on. I didn't answer, I just went away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down < P >.
77. When you grow up, you know what it is. When you grow up, you deliberately say you don't know.
78. Work should be "urged by food" instead of "waiting for food". This is the only way to pass.
79. It is wise men and aesthetes who know how to look at people behind their backs, and treacherous men who know how to look at people behind their backs.
8. A timid hypocrite says white is gray; The bold hypocrite calls the black one gray, and the most successful thing to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.
81. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again.
82. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.
83. If you forget to zip up after urinating, you will be middle-aged. Forget to pull down the zipper after the small ship, and you will be an old man < P >.
84. Bathing is a blessing for the ass and a hardship for the head; Watching movies is a blessing for the head, but a hardship for the ass. Listening to your speech is a hardship for both the head and the ass.
85. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, and there are a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants with perverts.
86. How to keep fit? Overeating.
87. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in
being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man is that he speaks in the daytime.
88. Look at you! Looking at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn your head and scare off a million heroes.
89. Poke your eyes, pull out your hair, splash sulfuric acid all over your face, knock off your teeth, cut off your tongue and make adult sticks, including MM
.
9. If reply was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
91. I'd rather have a virgin in China than a virgin in Japan.
92. What's the use of a handsome man? Can I use my face to swipe my card at the bank?
93. You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.
94. If you hate a man, beat his woman into Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the happiness of the upper body.
If you beat a woman, beat her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.
95. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?
96. I really don't want to do it anymore-because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.
97, the east wind blows, the drums beat, the beauty is drunk, I hope you will return, the good news will fly, and the strong man will return.
98. The hand is broken, the foot is broken, and the head is rotten.
99. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw both.
1. If you don't chat on the Internet, you will be angry and immortal.
11. This person is dead and has something to burn.
12. Tianma Meteor Boxing-Lushan Mountain Rise to Dragon Overlord-Tian Xiang with Phoenix Wings-Diamond Stardust-Nebula Chain-Please leave a message if you are not
dead.
13. The master is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew Bai Gujing or braise in soy sauce.
14, shed tears in the wind, pee before your feet.
15, people are old and loose, and what they do is not right.
16, mother teaches children to urinate, one zipper, two take out, three pull back, four pee, five push forward, six put back
and seven zippers. The little boy has grown up! One day her mother heard him shouting "three, five; Three
, five ".
17. Life can't be like cooking. You don't cook until all the ingredients are ready.
18. Fear makes you a prisoner. I hope to set you free.
19. It is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting. Women are the saviors of shopping malls, and the biggest word should be left at the door of every business
field: thank you, woman.
11, not afraid of being used, I'm afraid you are useless.
111. Good temper is the best dress a person can wear in social activities.
112. Sometimes, we are so grateful for the kindness of others that we turn a blind eye to the kindness of our loved ones for a lifetime.
113. People who only know how to be tough will inevitably be broken. Only those who are soft will eventually be cowards.
114. Although I am not beautiful, I treat you like a bandit. Although I am not fat, I treat you like a wooden stick.
I don't care if you have money, I only care if you have a future.
116. When a beauty is constipated, she is no different from ordinary people. Although her words are a little damaged, they are also people's voices.
117. No matter how perfect the figure is, in the eyes of people who don't love her, it is also a kind of material for teasing.
118. Young trees can't become useful unless they are pruned, and children can't make tools without pruning.
119, accumulated for a long time, may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.
12. Be respectful to the superiors, be overbearing to the subordinates, and be discreet to the peers.
121. No matter how hard it is, consider yourself as 25. No matter how hard it is, consider yourself as a double-faced person.
122. You said you were a head behind and wore a forward hat.
123. The bombarded head is still brushed by lightning.
124. I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, just like a sheep taking a shit. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste to you.
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125. I know astronomy, geography, pediatrics, yin and yang, gossip, planning and making decisions thousands of miles away.
126, the former skeleton is behind Xuanwu, and the left dragon is right white tiger.
127. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.
128. Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and look at the crazy fracturing nozzle from a distance.
129. Unconsciously, time has hurried, and life often lives in regret.
13, know how to use the wrong case to prove his innocence of pornography.
131. Very big male chauvinism. "Very big" is tailor-made according to one of my organs.
132. Businessmen don't know how to hate their country and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.
133. In fact, many people say that I look like Liang Chaowei, but I don't want to admit it, because I think a person should be distinctive, and I also
think that I look more like Kimura Takuya.
134. I am a monk, and my task is to give love to all beings.
135. You took my anchor, and the bottom of the sea was out of balance, so we had to emigrate to the shore.
136. Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we find that the wrong road was only a few steps away from the right one.
137, don't steam steamed bread for breath?
138, I eat more salt than you eat rice? That's your mouth weight; I have crossed more bridges than you have walked. That's
you are lazy.
139. I'm fine. Thirteen Pacific Insurance golden bell covers, which are just for ass.
14. No one has died since ancient times. You don't need paper to shit.
141. This will make you comfortable. Take off your pants that you often pull.
142. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.
143. Being angry is someone else's fault to punish yourself.