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Ho Ha Ha's classic lines
1, Ho Ha Ha: Please have a look at this magical historical record written by my ancestors, and you will understand. It is horrible to be less educated.

The big monster and the small monster are angry. )

Ho Ha Ha: I'm sorry, what I just said didn't hurt you, did it?

(grotesque little strange sweat)

Strange: Ho Ha Ha, why is the captain just in a coma? Otherwise the commander can use the agreement to take over the planet.

Ho Ha Ha: I see the ball is too busy to have a rest. Star players are too inconsiderate of the long-term feelings of the ball. So I cast a spell to let him have a good sleep. I was worried that he couldn't sleep well, so I helped him brush his teeth, change clothes and read bedtime stories. It also helped him increase the per capita income of the planet by three percentage points.

Groans (Anger): Bad people should not care about other people's feelings!

2. Ho Ha Ha: Wait, hehe, hehe, change.

He turned himself into a guard. )

Little monster: You became a guard for fear of being suspected?

Ho Ha Ha: No, I'm worried that if the length of the ball is fixed, the defender will be fired. So to be him, first help him finish college, get a diploma and find a job.

3. Ho Ha Ha: The clothes are so dirty, how do your parents wash them?

Ho Ha Ha: Ha ha ha, Superman, don't try to beat me. Ho Ha Ha, you're finished, Ho Ha Ha. Haha, oh, I'm sorry, my evil smile didn't scare you, did it?

5. Weird: Grab the notes and get the wand information as easy as blowing off dust. Ho Ha Ha, grab it.

Ho Ha Ha: Not now. We must wait for the right time.

Weird: That's right. Now is not a good time to deal with too many people.

Ho Ha Ha: No, it's in the library. It is impolite to disturb others' reading.

I was about to start work when Ho Ha Ha stopped me. )

Ho Ha Ha: It is uncivilized to interrupt others.

(When Super People are sleeping, they just want to start work, but they are stopped by Ho Ha Ha. )

Ho Ha Ha: It's immoral to disturb other people's dreams.

(At this moment, there was a scream (seemingly from unintentionally. s)。 )

Flower heart superman: What's this? How ugly!

Weird: hahaha.

Ho Ha Ha: Destruction is merciless.

Strange: that's enough, don't save people!

Ho Ha Ha: But I am talking about saving you! (Monsters and small monsters are attacked by monsters)

Ho Ha Ha: General, you can send them directly back to the planet by sending magic now.

Weird: Then why don't you just send them back? Besides, what are you doing?

(Ho Ha Ha is feeding the doctor. h .)

Ho Ha Ha: I was worried that they would be hungry or thirsty during the transmission, so I prepared something to eat for them and brought them a special watermelon for them to taste.

It's strange: Ho Ha Ha, hey, you're wearing a mask and gloves. It's good to prevent leaving traces. Go on!

Ho Ha Ha: Yes.

Then he sweeps the floor. Blame the sweat. )

Ho Ha Ha: Well, it's too dirty. How can children grow up healthily if they live in such an environment?

8. (sweetheart superman is injured)

Ho Ha Ha: You are hurt. I am not immune from destruction. Take a painkiller first!

(sweetheart superman was surprised when he ate it. )

Sweetheart superman: How did I take the medicine my enemy gave me?

Ho Ha Ha: This is the nearest hospital road map. With my medical insurance card, I can get a 20% discount. This is the bus fare.

9. Very strange: haunters, it depends on how you handle it this time, hahahaha.

Ho Ha Ha: You laugh so horribly that you will scare the children in front of the TV. Smile gently! Hehehe.

Then he was punched by the monster. )

10, strange: Super people are looking for wands every day. The king must have told them. Fortunately, let Ho Ha Ha cast a forgetting magic on them, erase their memories, and then kidnap the astrologer, so that no one will know about the meteorite falling, so that the king can solve it. Ha ha ha ha.

Ho Ha Ha blocked this strange mouth with his toilet cotton swab. )

Ho Ha Ha: Shh, General, keep your voice down. The astrologer is too tired and sleeping.

I'm surprised to unplug the toilet. )

Stranger: Is he on holiday or has he been kidnapped?

(Ho Ha Ha plugs that strange mouth with his toilet swab again. )

Ho Ha Ha: Even if we kidnap, we should try our best to take care of the feelings of the abductees.

Ho Ha Ha: Sorry, I broke your window.

12, flower heart superman: Guys, friends, sweetheart superman's cooking is terrible. Leave us alone. No offense, limited defense. Always holding us back.

Sweetheart superman: flower heart superman, did you consider my feelings when you said this to my face?

Ho Ha Ha: Did you consider my feelings when you said this to my face? Now it's kidnapping. Be serious.

Flower heart superman: I just want to say that if you catch her, you can't threaten us to hand over our wands and let her go!

Ho Ha Ha: Gee, I just wanted the wand, but it didn't affect your relationship. I'm deeply sorry.

(Then, the Happy Hero flies away with Ho Ha Ha. )

13, Ho Ha Ha: I finally got the staff of fire, hehe Ho Ha Ha.

(Bad breath comes out, flower heart superman covers his nose)

Flower heart superman: Who ate garlic?

Ho Ha Ha: I just ate garlic again and forgot to brush my teeth. Sorry, I slapped you. I will brush my teeth next time after eating garlic.

14, Happy Hero: Hello? Can you open the door?

Ho Ha Ha: It's impolite to let others knock on the door for so long. Otherwise, open the door!

Weird: No!

Little monster: No!

Ho Ha Ha: If you don't open it, you can't, that is, open it.

(Big monster and small monster. )

15, strange: hahahahahaha, finally got the thunder wand, hahaha.

Ho Ha Ha: General, I don't think we should get too excited.

Weird: You're right, we can't be complacent.

Ho Ha Ha: I mean, it's still early (take out the alarm clock, it says 5 am), and your happy laughter will disturb your neighbor's sleep.

16, Ho Ha Ha: If she doesn't know magic, will I be invincible?

Ho Ha Ha: You're a cookie man now. Don't move.

The happy hero who became the cookie man escaped from the cage. Give Ho Ha Ha a big blame)

Weird: I still care about others.

18, strange: I said I told you to run, but I insisted on leaving any note here.

Ho Ha Ha: I'm afraid they came for nothing, and they won't know where the wand is. And I was afraid that they would get tired after chasing for so long, so I prepared drinks and food for them to rest.

19, strange: Why is there a part missing here?

Ho Ha Ha: This is a private place. I can't destroy the house.

(Look at the bottom, it says "ant nest". )

Ho Ha Ha (sad): God, the fire will burn the whole forest. Without the forest, the whole ecological environment will be affected, and the animals and goblins in the forest will also lose their homes.

Happy hero: Happy Iron Fist.

Then Bamboo, Bamboo and Ho Ha Ha were defeated by the happy heroes. )

Ho Ha Ha (shouting into the air): Be sure to put out the fire!