Mr fox: [sighs] who am I, Kelly? Kelly: Who's wrong? What now? Mr. Fox: Why the fox? Why not a horse or a beetle or a vulture? I say that more like existentialism, you know? Who am I? If not, you will forgive this statement. How can a fox with a chicken in its mouth be happy? Kelly: I don't know what you are talking about, but it sounds illegal. Father Fox: (sighs) Who am I? Kelly. Kelly: Who knows? Who knows? Father Fox: Why the fox? Why not a horse, a beetle or a vulture? I sound like an existentialist, but who knows? Does a fox have to be happy to bite a chicken? Kelly: Who knows what you are talking about, but it sounds illegal. Badger: All in all, I don't think you should do this, man. That's all. Mr. Fox: I see what you mean. Your opinion is very valuable, but I will ignore your suggestion. Badger: You are such an asshole. Mr. Fox: Am I an asshole? Are you scolding me? Badger: No, are you swearing at me? Mr. Fox: Don't swear at me! Badger: If you want to swear, you can't swear at me, you little villain! Badger: You won't swear at me! Badger: Generally speaking, I don't think you can do that. Father Fox: I understand why you said that. Your opinion is extremely valuable, but I decided to turn a blind eye to one thing you chose. Badger: You are such an idiot. Father Fox: Am I an idiot? Are you kidding? Badger: Am I kidding you? It's obvious that you're playing me. Father Fox: Come on, don't fool me again. Badger: If you want me to stop playing with you, don't play with me yet, you idiot. You can never fool me!