Mules have a bad habit. If they lose their temper, their four feet will be as motionless as nails. No matter how the master lashes them, the mule still refuses to move forward-this is the so-called "mule loses his temper and doesn't move his hoof."
If the owner of the mule is an inexperienced novice, he will fight with the mule-it won't help, and the mule may even "reward" the owner with its hoof.
But with an experienced master, this will not be the case-he will neither whip it nor pull it hard, he will only quickly grab a handful of sand and stuff it into the mule's mouth. Some people will be curious to ask, "Will the mule walk obediently after eating the sediment?"
That's not true. Mules don't eat sediment. It will quickly spit out the sediment in its mouth. After that, the mule's temper will also converge, and then, driven by his master, he will move forward honestly. This sand is so magical that it can cure the stubborn temper of mules?
There is a simple reason. A mouth full of sand is enough to make a mule very uncomfortable. He was so anxious to deal with the sand in his mouth that he forgot the reason why he was angry just now. This practice of blocking sediment is just to divert its attention! Carving a boat for a sword Some Chu people waded in the river and the sword fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword. You won't be confused if you ask for a sword!
Pretend to love what you are actually afraid of.
Lord Ye is a dragon, and all the sculptures in the room are dragons. So Tianlong heard it, peeped at it, and followed it in the hall. Ye Gong saw it, abandoned it, walked away, lost his soul, and the five gods had no master. Ye Gong is not a good dragon, but her husband is like a dragon rather than a dragon. Zheng people buy shoes to buy shoes. People with shoes should sit on their feet first. When they arrived in the city, they forgot to do it. They have done it, but they said, "I forgot to insist." Instead, it is. The anti-urban strike cannot be realized. People say, "Why not try? Holden: Holden reliability is better than confidence. 」
contradictory
There are people in Chu who sell shields and spears. They say, "My shield is so strong that nothing can sink." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond. Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist.
Waiting for unexpected gains
Song people have cultivators. There is a factory in Tanaka. The rabbit broke its neck and died. Stand by and watch because you released this plant, hoping to get the rabbit back. Rabbits are hard to get, but as a song, they are small fruits. During the Warring States Period, a Chu man crossed the river by boat. He was careless when the boat reached the middle of the river. Throw the sword you are carrying into the river. He immediately took out a knife and carved a mark on the side of the ship. He said, "This is where my sword fell into the water, so I want to carve a mark." After the ship landed, the Chu people immediately jumped into the water from the place marked on the ship and caught the fallen sword. After fishing for a long time, there is still no sign of the sword. In fact, how can he find the sword? The boat kept going, but the sword didn't move. It's ridiculous to find a sword like him.
Pretend to love what you are actually afraid of.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Ye Gong who liked dragons very much. In his home, dragons are painted on walls, carved on columns and embroidered on the cover. The real dragon in the sky heard that Ye Gong likes dragons, so he came to visit him at Ye Gong's house. His long tail stretched out in the hall and put his head into the window to look around. When Ye Gong saw the real dragon in the sky, he was terrified out of his wits and turned pale, so he quickly hid. It turns out that Ye Gong likes not real dragons, but fake dragons that are painted, embroidered and carved.
People who would rather believe their size than their feet when buying shoes.
Zheng has a man who wants to buy a pair of shoes. He measured his feet first, and then put the measured size on the seat. He hurried to the market and forgot to bring that size. He got the shoes, but said, "I forgot my size." "Go home and get it. By the time he came back, the market had already dispersed, and he finally didn't buy shoes. Someone asked him, "Why don't you try on the size of your shoes with your own feet?" He replied, "I would rather believe in size than my own feet!" 」
People laughed, but they were still there-a funny cross talk puzzle.
Mr. Ma Lisan has passed away. When we miss the wonderful memories he left, we will never forget to commemorate him in our own special way. Hebei Mystery once compiled such a comic riddle for Mr. Ma's comic sketch "Looking for Candy". Let's hear it: this was once a story told by Mr. Ma-the movie started in the cinema, and it was dark in the cinema. An old man bent down and touched his feet. Neighbors asked him what he touched. He said, "Looking for candy." Everyone impatiently advised him not to look for it, even if it was too dirty to eat. "no! My teeth are on it. " The old man was so anxious that he shouted, "Whose foot is stuck to my tooth?" But the old man shouted, "whose foot is stuck to my tooth?" Guess a four-word idiom. The answer is really ridiculous. It's "What's the point?" Interesting, right?
Enlightenment from a broken bucket
A farmer has two buckets. He picks two buckets with a pole every day and goes to the river to fetch water. Only one of the two buckets has a crack, so every time I go home, this bucket always leaks half a bucket of water, while the other bucket is always full. In this way, for two years, day after day, farmers can only pick a bucket and a half of water from the river to go home every day. An intact barrel is proud of its perfection, while a cracked barrel is naturally ashamed of its defects and incompetence. After two years of failure, one day by the river, the cracked bucket finally got up the courage to speak to its owner: "I feel ashamed, because there is a crack here and it leaked all the way, so I can only carry half a bucket of water home." The farmer replied, "Have you noticed? There are flowers on your side of the road, but there are no flowers on the other side? I knew from the beginning that you had loopholes, so I planted seeds on your side of the road. You water them every day on our way home For two years, I often picked some flowers from this roadside to decorate my dining table. If it is not your so-called defect, how can I have beautiful flowers to decorate my home? Each of us is like a barrel with only cracks, and each of us has some shortcomings and deficiencies. If we have an inclusive heart, know how to find each other's strengths, and can foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, our life will certainly become more relaxed, happy and colorful.
If you learn Chinese by rote, it will be boring. In fact, if you are good at discovering the interest in Chinese learning, the efficiency will be greatly improved. Today I sorted out some interesting Chinese knowledge-"pen name". Let's have a look!
Various "pen names"
Just learning to write or draw is called "learning to write".
Essays written with feelings are called "essays";
Writing freely is called "letter pen".
In the old society, the complaint was called "knife and pencil";
The common name for writing letters is "cursive pen".
The nickname of writing a letter is "sincere writing";
Bad strokes are called "failure",
Extra useless words are called "extra pens";
Words that are not closely related to the topic are called "essays".
Easy to write is called "easy to write";
The implied word is called "to compare",
The carefully carved words are called "meticulous brushwork";
The clue in the second half of the ambush is called "foreshadowing".
Fascinating words are called "wonderful pens";
A particularly wonderful word is called "magic pen".
The style of choosing words and making sentences is called "Wen";
Collectively draw up one person to write "words",
When writing, the pen just touches the paper, which is called "writing down";
The beginning of writing an article is called "writing".
When the article is finally written, it is called "receiving the pen";
Copying celebrity copybooks is called "copying pens".
Writing quickly with a pen is called "walking the pen";
Pick up a pen to write a composition or draw a picture, which is called a "life pen".
The ancient manuscript fee is called "Runbi";
Call your article "my poor pen" humbly.
Poor writing skills are called "bald pens";
The entrusted text is called "text description".
Practicing calligraphy or painting is called "practicing calligraphy";
The interruption or stop of writing is called "logout".
Honoring other people's handwriting is called "handwriting";
Words that are different from the world are called "last words."
His words before his death were called "inheritance".
If you learn Chinese by rote, it will be boring. In fact, if you are good at discovering the interest in Chinese learning, the efficiency will be greatly improved. Today, I compiled some interesting Chinese knowledge for you. Let's have a look!
1. Can you add respect and modesty to the following sentences?
First meeting (I've heard a lot about you)
Long time no see (I hope you are all right)
Solicit criticism (suggestions)
Ask for forgiveness (forgive me)
Ask for help and say (I'm sorry)
Ask for convenience (sorry)
Trouble others to say (disturb)
Say (congratulations) to sb.
Ask people to read the manuscript (correction)
Ask for an answer (advice)
Ask for advice (advice)
Client does things (please)
Two: idioms solitaire
Be wise, protect your life, don't be surprised, don't panic, don't be caught off guard, eat and be happy.
Three: fill in the blanks
(1) The four beauties "sinking fish" refer to stone, "falling wild goose" refers to Wang Zhaojun, "closing the moon" refers to the story of Diusim, and "feeling ashamed of flowers" refers to Yang Guifei.
(2) The four books refer to Daxue, The Doctrine of the Mean, The Analects of Confucius and Mencius.
The Five Classics refer to The Book of Songs, Shangshu, Book of Rites, Zhouyi and Chunqiu.
(3) Ancient Siku Quanshu: Jing, Shi, Zi and Ji.
(4) There were two books on the art of war in ancient China, one was The Art of War and the other was Thirty-six Strategies.
(5) The order of the four ancient brothers from big to small: Bo (Meng), Zhong, Shu and Ji.
[6] The first place in the ancient imperial examination was the champion, the second place was the second place, and the third place was the flower exploration.
2. The ancients called a person twenty years old as the year of weak crown, thirty years old as the year of standing, and fifty years old as the year of destiny.
Sixty years old is sixty years old, seventy years old is seventy years old, and one hundred years old is the year of life.
Do you know what the following idiom is?
1, the person who plays a leading role in the group is called (backbone)
2. A resourceful person (a resourceful star)
3. Call the local host who receives the guests.
4. The prisoner tried under the court steps is (prisoner).
5. call a stingy and penniless person (iron cock)
6. Treat people who are confused and unreasonable as (idiots)
7. Compare a sophisticated and tactful person to (an old slick)
8, no professional knowledge as a layman (layman)
9, the skill is not refined, barely make do with people (three-legged cat)