1. According to my aesthetics, I am considered handsome. 2. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table. 3. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific! 4. Ever since two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now generally call myself illiterate! 5. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast! 6. Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head. 7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face... 8. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money! 9. You look so creative and live so courageously! 10. Are the types of animals decreasing and the types of humans increasing? 11. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig! 12. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded. 13. I drink only pure water and only pure milk, so I am very simple... 14. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China's family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation. 15. If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death. 16. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad. 17. I will definitely not feel anything if I drink a pound of liquor, because I will be dead after drinking half a pound of liquor. 18. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. 19. Men fantasize about me, and I fantasize about heaven. 20. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is. 21. Grandpas are descended from grandsons... 22. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have human thoughts. If a pig had the mind of a human, it wouldn't be a pig - it would be Bajie! 23. Women have countless QQ accounts just to tease a man. Men often add all kinds of women to a QQ account... --How many accounts do you have? 24. Don’t hang yourself on one tree, try to die on several trees several times... --Die completely! 25. Momentary impulse, the crisis of future generations! 26. The early bird catches the worm, the early bird catches the worm! I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish. 27. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless. 28. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years! 29. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them find it. 30. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs! 31. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn’t use them to fly in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup... I am not a casual person, and I am not a human being when I am casual. 32. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art! 33. Life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy. 34. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman. 35. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. 36. The higher you stand, the farther you pee. 37. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch - resisting is painful, not resisting is still painful! 38. My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s phone was “him”. Later they broke up and it became “it”... 39. Exercise your muscles to prevent getting beaten! 40. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly... 41. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late... 42. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate. 43. I love you! What does it have to do with you? 44. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing skills. 45. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

46. ??I don’t know whose wife is in my bed. I don’t know whose bed my wife is in! 47. I really want to call your grandfather: Dad! 48. Beijing University of Science and Technology deceived me for four years of college, so I plan to use the knowledge that Beijing University of Science and Technology taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life! 49. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock... 50. Housing prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men... 51. I have never become an excellent college student. , it depends on strong quality! 52. In fact, I am a genius, but it is a pity that God is jealous of talents!

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