11. Liu Mei: Who was Confucius’ teacher? Liu Xing: Drill, where would Confucius come from without drill?

2. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise! Xiaoyu: I solemnly don’t believe it!

3. Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, do you think we are good brothers? Xia Yu: Of course! "Meteor Shower" is talking about us two!

4. Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: After you see the gorilla, you will know how handsome your two brothers are!

5. Classmate Xiaoxue: I’m looking for Xia Xue! Liu Xing: May I ask what your classmate has to do with your surname?

6. Mom: Hey, I really shouldn’t have given birth to you. Liu Xing: Who wanted you to give birth? Did you get your consent?

7. Lin Fan (excited) ): Are you that cute, Xia Xue’s brother? Liu Xing (smirking): I’m that Xia Xue’s, cute brother.

8. Liu Xing: I went to school for so many years without running away from home despite the pressure. Don’t you think I am strong?

9. During the football match in Liu Xing’s class, Xiaoyu Xiaoxue, Xia Donghai and Liu Mei cheered for Liu Xing and shouted, “Come on Liu Xing’s class! Come on Liu Xing’s class!”

10. Xiaoyu: If they don’t reconcile, I will eat a hundred ice creams and commit suicide! Liu Xing: If they don't reconcile, I will play computer games for a month. I will exhaust myself!

11. Liu Mei: Can I come in? Liu Xing: No Xia Yu: Why don't you let mom in? Liu Xing: If you don’t let her in, she will come in after a while. The door opened——

13. Liu Xing: Liu Xing No. 2, look at the name, it looks like hybrid rice!

14. Xiaoxue: My name is Xia Xue. Xiaoyu: My name is Xia Yu. Liu Xing: My name is Xia Bingbing.

15. Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if there is someone who begs for nothing, He insists on asking you to talk to him, will you go? Xia Donghai: Who wants to talk to us? Liu Mei: Patient? Liu Xing: No, it’s...our class teacher...

16. Liu Xing held the book and said: "The length of time in the toilet does not mean whether the person is doing big things or small things."

17. Liu Xing: The eagle that fights in the sky will not envy the chick who is praised!

18. Xia Yu: Only the elder sister is allowed to set fire, but the younger brother is not allowed to light the lamp! Xia Donghai: Don’t change idioms randomly! Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps! Xia Yu: But our family only has an elder sister and no state officials! Liu Xing: Why do you say that about us? You are more extreme than anyone else! Xia Yu: Don’t listen to your parents! Liu Xing: As soon as you enter the door, you will give us both a showdown! Xia Yu: And she even has a boyfriend! Liu Xing: And she even brought her boyfriend home! Xia Yu: Twice! Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to say a few words? Liu Xing: Compared with her! Xiaoyu gave his little sister a chicken feather, what did it mean? Xia Yu: Yes, Liu Xing’s playfulness doesn’t matter! Liu Xing: Really! Let it rain! (Blows a kiss) What does it matter? Xia Yu: Yes, what does Liu Xing’s two points mean? Liu Xing: We are the good kids! Xia Xue (screaming): I want to duel you two little villains! !

19. (Midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some funds? Mom: What? Liu Xing: (touching hair) I want to dye this thing green and get a girlfriend. Mom: Do you dare to—— Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can’t find my wild girlfriend?! Mom: If you dare to find a wild girlfriend, you will find that you have a wild and savage one Mom!!!

20. Xia Donghai: What do you think we should do? Liu Xing: What else can I do? Xia Donghai: What do you want to do? Liu Xing: Let’s do it this way! Xia Donghai: What are you planning to do? Liu Xing: What else can I do? That’s it! Xia Donghai: Why is it so hard for me to speak Chinese to you? ! !

21. Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry, you must eat when you are hungry, you must eat when you are hungry, you must eat when you are hungry, you must eat when you are hungry, you must still be hungry after eating Liu Xing: No, no, you are missing a link in the song Xiao Yu: Which part is it? Liu Xing: Listen (picks up chopsticks and taps the table rhythmically) If you are hungry, eat, if you eat, you have to poop. If you poop, you have to be hungry. If you have poop, you have to eat. If you have poop, you are hungry. If you are hungry, you have to eat< /p>

22. Liu Xing and Xiaoxue were both lying on the dining table sleeping. At this time, Liu Mei came over and grabbed Liu Xing's arm. Liu Mei: Look at your watch, what time is it? I went to bed. Liu Xing: I didn't sleep well last night. Liu Mei: Are you playing the game console again? Liu Xing: No. Liu Mei: Then just play online. Liu Xing: No. I'm thinking about the exam. Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again? Liu Xing: I haven’t taken the exam yet! Liu Mei: That means thinking about how to cheat? Liu Xing: Why do you always think bad things about me? ! Liu Mei: If you want me to think the best, you have to give me a chance!

23. Liu Xing said: “Dad, Xiaoxue’s nickname in the class is Big Sister.

"Dad: "What's going on? It's normal for you to give nicknames to each other." ... Liu Xing: "But the problem is, there is a boy in our class nicknamed 'Big Brother'" Dad: "That's what you say. , your classmates all call you orangutan, is there another girl called baboon? ”

24. Grandma: Only by enduring hardship can you become a master. Xia Yu: Can you ride on others’ heads if you endure hardship?

25. Xia Donghai: You tell me Telling the story of Dou E. Liu Xing: Dou E? I don’t know you! Xia Donghai: Don’t you say that you are more unjust than Dou E? Liu Xing: Dou E is the most unjust woman in the history of our country... …

26. Dad didn’t get home on time on a business trip at night. Mom asked Xiaoyu to call his mobile phone. After the call... Mom: Who answered the call? Xiaoyu: A woman. (Everyone was nervous) "Sorry, you The number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment...."

27. Xiaoyu said, "Mom, I want to eat ice cream."

Mom: Eat again? You are still eating when you are so fat. Xiaoyu: Children in the United States eat ice cream every day. Mom: So there are so many fat children in the United States. You owe it to your teacher to take you hand in hand with the children in the mountainous areas. Xiaoyu: What do you mean? Liu Xing: It means... you are not allowed to eat ice cream

28. The family was having dinner, and Liu Mei served small meat cakes with a special secret recipe. Liu Xing put the cakes into everyone's bowls and said: " Mom has one for me, dad has one for me, Xiaoxue has one for me, and Xiaoyu has one for me. I’ll have another one!" Liu Mei: "With so many meatloaf, each of us has one, and the rest is all yours?! "