Cherish the existing life, because life is always likely to get worse.
Let's just say Jerry, I won't tell you that these things will appreciate or keep their value, but you buy these things because you like them and they are valuable to you. That's enough.
What are you doing in here? Because of everything.
As long as it can put you to sleep, do it.
What people call love is just a chemical reaction to promote human reproduction. Love comes hard, Morty, but it will slip away quietly and leave you with a failed marriage.
When you know that nothing matters, the whole universe will be yours, but I have never seen such a universe. The universe is a beast. He fed on mediocre people and created countless idiots just to eat them.
Because sometimes what you need most is just to make others pay the single price they have to pay.
Don't stand on the moral high ground. Is it cold at the top of the mountain?
I understand now that the most attractive thing about you is the reason why I can't be with you-you can't change it. I will continue to assimilate one race after another, but I will never be really perfect, but I know the ending of our together: I will lose myself and become a part of you. This is the strangest thing. This is obviously my specialty. You beat me easily.