1. There is not a cloud at noon, there is a scorching sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are listless

2. You can see the words I typed on the screen, But you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

3. It’s the season of showing off your flesh again, sexy photos from the little princess.

4. You are not artificial leather, you are real leather!

5. Special reminder: Hou Yi could not go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please take shelter from the heat. Preparation

6. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year.

7. The weather is so hot that people want to run naked.

8. Who doesn’t know how to play tricks on the spot, and who doesn’t know how to pretend to be fake? You treat me as a bully.

9. Our cornfield has almost turned into a popcorn field.

10. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death!

11. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while. It’s hot!

12. The most indispensable thing for me when the weather is hot is the spray, especially the moment I take it out of the freezer. It feels so good. My husband always uses it to spray his hands and feet.

13. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

14. This scorching heat cannot stop at all!

15 , I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and came home. After walking a few steps, a chick crawled out of the bag. When I looked at the eggs in the bag, they were all chicks.

16. The sky is dry and things are dry. Be careful of fire and candles. If you feel irritable, keep away from strangers.

17. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It’s all Fengyoujing. Whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

18. When lying on the bed, it is braised, when you put a mat on it, it is teppanyaki, when you get out of bed, it is steamed, when you go out, you are barbecued, when you go to the swimming pool, you are boiled, when you come back, you are fried, and when you come back, you are boiled. There is going to be a fight at home!

19. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

20. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than with an electric fan Laugh!

21. The willow tree on the street seems to be sick. The leaves are hung with dust and rolled up on the branches, and the branches are motionless. The road was glowing with white light, and the vendors did not dare to shout. The plexiglass signs at the store entrances seemed to have been burned away by the sun.

22. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

23. At noon one day in midsummer, the scorching sun roasted everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched and hot by the sun, and it seemed as if a huge steam envelope was covering the ground, making it suffocating.

24. In the current weather, tap water can be used to soak instant noodles directly!

25. The high temperature in summer has made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently! < /p>

26. Ways to relieve heat with thoughts: Imagine that you are hit by an ice palm and the ice suddenly melts; or imagine that you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg hits and you fall into the cold and biting sea water; Try watching another ghost movie? I wish you a clear mind.

27. The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth apart.

28. The first summer is still peaceful, and the grass has not stopped.

29. When the weather is hot, use cold ones to cool down and avoid the heat.

30. It was so hot today that I had to change clothes twice and put on makeup twice, all because it was too hot.

31. The sun was scorching the earth, and the sound of cicadas was heard not far away.

32. The sun is like a huge fireball, its rays are scorching, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a string of white smoke is emitting every step you step on. Funny quotes about hot weather

1. Every pore of me is crying.

2. This scorching heat cannot stop!

3. Mahjong becomes blurry as soon as it comes on the stage

4. Every cell of my body needs air conditioning.

5. To the summer when we will eventually die of heat!

6. Another person died today, his name was Re.

7. You often walk on the street without getting wet.

8. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

9. I am not fat, I just expand with heat and shrink with cold.

10. Hou Yi, your mother told you to come out and shoot the sun! !

11. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.

12. I bought a Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

13. My friends and I were stunned by the heat.

14. Those who go out now are all anti-Japanese heroes.

15. The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth apart.

16. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

17. The fruit I just bought was dried when I brought it home.

18. Lying on the mat feels like sizzling beef tenderloin.

19. The air conditioner seller bought a house in the Second Ring Road of Beijing.

20. The girl’s hair on the bus was all over my face.

21. In this weather, all those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

22. The scorching heat is unbearable. I feel extremely hot and dry and feel depressed.

23. This mat, you are a spy sent by the electric blanket.

24. The table was so hot that a mosquito was scalded to death.

25. Recently, IpAD needs to be recharged by applying cucumber every day.

26. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

27. Although I didn’t do anything, I was still sweating.

28. When the water is turned off when it’s so hot, I want to go to the principal’s house to take a shower.

29. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense!

30. What I bought was obviously an air conditioner, but what I bought was a heater.

31. The person you go out to have dinner with at noon is really a close friend of life and death!

32. The technological era in which instant noodles can be cooked with tap water has finally come true.

33. If the heat continues like this, the wings will not be broken, but will melt!

34. Everyone is an acquaintance and Lolita has become a mature woman.

35. I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other with a smile, and became an acquaintance!

36. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

37. I finally know why my ancestors wore only one leaf.

38. Let’s stay home. You can make omelettes on the sidewalk.

39. If I had to choose a way to die now, I would be willing to freeze to death.

40. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her.

41. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

42. Girls, if you meet a boy who has air conditioning at home, just marry him.

43. I met a coin on the road. I thought about it for a long time but didn’t pick it up because I was afraid of getting burned.

44. Unscrupulous complaints about the worst summer in history! My friend, are you greasy?

45. The beggars who knelt and wrote with chalk and who lay down and pretended to be sick are gone.

46. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then they became acquainted.

47. In the weather in July, the sun is so hot that it makes people sweat.

48. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while!

49. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! Hope it will be adopted.

50. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year.

51. The porcelain industry has been most affected by high temperatures and has been completely closed!

52. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.

53. Resolutely stay in an air-conditioned room until you die, and then prepare enough water.

54. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

55. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

56. The weather is unbearably hot, 125 degrees Fahrenheit even under the shadow of the cactus.

57. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!

58. It’s so hot, seeing you is more comfortable than eating a watermelon wrapped in a ticket!

59. Your Majesty, I have a request. You must agree and put me in the cold palace.

60. I accidentally dropped a banknote, but it caught on it before I could pick it up. It made me feel distressed to see it.

61. The midsummer sunshine is like being dipped in pepper water. There is no shade on the open street. .

62. I ate a stick of corn and it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I felt so good.

63. An international student said: Why isn’t there a holiday yet? Xi’an is too hot. I want to go back to Africa.

64. If I haven’t contacted you for a long time, you don’t have to worry about my disappearance. Yeah, I'm just too hot in Guangzhou.

65. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a head of garlic between me and the scallops!

66. I, Jorge, died in Chongqing. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

67. Special reminder: Hou Yi could not go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please be prepared to avoid the heat.

68. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.

69. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A buddy from the physics department next to me said that he had sublimated.

70. There are no more porcelain bumpers on the road. It is said that there is a guy who wants to bump porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he immediately jumps up and runs faster than a rabbit.

71. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace

72. Everyone said that they would When the melon is ripe and the stems fall, I really want to be able to unload it earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It's so hot!

73. The sun is like a huge fireball, its rays are scorching, the road is heated by the scorching sun, and a string of white smoke is emitted with every step you step on.

74. I saw with my own eyes that the moment the mosquito flew out of the air-conditioned room, its body smoked and fell to the ground, like a jet that had been shot down.

75. Stay cool and stay there is not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.

76. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, and giving him a small fan to see how long he can survive.

77. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and came home. After walking a few steps, a chick crawled out of the bag. When I looked at the eggs in the bag, they were all chicks.

78. This summer, the heat was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in her room.

79. When lying on the bed, it is braised, when you add a mat, it is teppanyaki. When you get out of bed, it is steamed. When you go out, you are barbecued. When you go to the swimming pool, you are boiled. On the way back, you are fried. When you return, you are boiled. The family wants to cook again!

80. Every child who goes to school in Chongqing was an angel with broken wings in his previous life. Sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, Flame Mountain on sunny days, Water Curtain Cave on rainy days. Four years from now, he will still be Sun Wukong, and he will not die anywhere!

81. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep! I meet a stranger on the road, look at each other and smile, and become acquaintance! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after the mahjong was laid out. Funny sentences about the hot weather in WeChat Moments

1. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

2. Now Those who went out were all "anti-Japanese heroes". I often walk on the street without getting wet.

3. I woke up from the heat again in the middle of the night, so I quietly got up and covered my roommate with a quilt.

4. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

5. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death!

6. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

7. I accidentally fell on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.

8. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner...

9. My body is about to die of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with You are in this together.

10. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!

11. The clothes are ready to wear after washing

12. The weather is a bit sultry and the temperature outside is constantly high. Seeing that you don’t like to go out, I give you a midsummer gift. To relieve your loneliness, I will harass you from time to time to let you know how much I miss you. The gift is just a mosquito, don’t be too moved!

13. I almost died in the sun. The sun is so warm. Didn’t your mother call you home for dinner?

14. The weather was swelteringly hot, there was no wind at all, and the thick air seemed to be frozen.

15. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lolita has become a "mature woman".

16. You have to eat the cold dish quickly, otherwise it will become spicy after a while!

17. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It's Fengyoujing, and whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

18. Nowadays, when looking for a partner, you all want to look at the horoscope. No matter it is hot or cold, you will always look for an Aquarius to quench your thirst.

19. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. All that's missing between me and barbecue is a pinch of cumin.

20. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death! < /p>

23. Recently, people all over the country are mourning a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone knows - Re is so hot!

24. This weather, a Anyone who can go out with you on an appointment is a life-and-death friend!

25. You are not artificial leather, you are real leather!

26. It is said that Wuhan is like a furnace in summer, and I really experienced the taste of "hot dry noodles" after going there. Funny quotes about hot weather in summer, funny jokes about hot weather

1. When the electric fan turned into a hair dryer, I felt that life had lost its meaning.

2. In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

3. Anyone who can date someone on such a hot day is a life-or-death friend.

4. Only today do I understand that it is not a curse word to stay where it is, it is definitely the most sincere concern and the most hidden love.

5. I met a stranger on the street just now and he turned into a mature person in the blink of an eye!

6. Showing off affection is no longer shameful these days. The most shameful thing is showing off air conditioning.

7. African friends have returned to their countries to escape the summer heat. Funny quotes about summer heat.

8. I went out to eat at noon. The distance from one air conditioner to another made me so hot that I just wanted to get back to the air-conditioned room. My life was obviously given by my parents, but now I am still attached to the air-conditioner. How can I live up to my parents? !

9． When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I didn’t recognize any of them.

10. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

11. It’s already roasted pork belly, so all I have to do is bring some salt for myself.

12. In our circle of friends, we usually show off our bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, cars, watches, and beautiful selfies. Anyway, there are all kinds of ways to post them. I just want to say silently that you have the ability. Bask in the sun!

13. What defeats you is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

14. I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the policeman. The policeman yelled, "Guawazi, you fucking want to burn me to death?"

15. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

16. I'm curious about those friends who go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours, how do you do it? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day.

17. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.

18. What is gratifying is that under the influence of continued high temperatures, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage.

19. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you don’t know them well.

20． The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and they turned into chickens when I got home. I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept. The car started by itself without ignition. I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other, and became acquaintance. The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention!

21. All that stands between me and the barbecue is a pinch of cumin.

22. Nowadays, those who go out are all anti-Japanese heroes. They often walk on the streets without getting wet.

23. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are cold, otherwise the cold dishes will heat up after a while.

24. Lying on the bed, braise it; spread out the mat and grill it on the teppanyaki; after getting out of bed, steam it; go out and stir-fry it; take a swim and boil it; on the way back, fry it; after entering the house, return it to the pot.

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