The first "zero score" college entrance examination composition in Anhui Province in 2010. The zero score topic "Miscellaneous Poems of Wuxing" (Ruan Yuanqing) communicates with the four rivers embracing the city. . Plant water chestnuts deep enough to plant rice, and plant lotus flowers neither deep nor shallow. . . . . This is the poem that makes you think about the wonderful things in the middle and back! ! ! ! ! Title: Embarrassing - This poem made me think about it for 20 minutes, but in the end I still couldn't come up with any profound meaning. All I understood in my subconscious was the word "appropriate"! The first two sentences remind me of the gurgling streams at the door of every house in the watery Jiangnan town "XX". The last two sentences are the real "appropriate". You said that if you don't plant water chestnuts in deep water, the wheat will be flooded! So I personally feel that the title of this essay is a bit strange! "Thinking·associating" is a phrase with many beautiful seconds, but it is really inappropriate to use it in college entrance examination composition! The student has been studying hard for more than 12 years, and at the end of 12 years, there is so much to say about the topic, but there is no place to listen to the topic! "What am I going to do after the exam...what...!" This is what I hear most from candidates! 12 years of study, but the true meaning is indeed 6 years, junior high school and high school. During these 6 years, the most common words from parents are: "What if you don't study? I see 1 or 2 points every day when I read books. It's too hard for my children!" Parents must be crying when they say this! But it’s really helpless! College Entrance Examination, College Entrance Examination, all educational topics in China are inseparable from the College Entrance Examination! Are children teachable or unteachable? A very good friend of mine went to school together with me in elementary school and junior high school. We were very happy at that time. But in my senior year of high school, I was living comfortably, but he was! The college entrance examination is coming day by day, and his face is getting duller and duller. Every time I see him, I always feel like there is a fire hidden in my heart. This kind of life is not easy! A few years ago, in order to prepare for the college entrance examination, he started to learn the flute and played it every day and night. However, he did not do it to cultivate his sentiments, but for the college entrance examination! Starting last winter, I traveled all over the country, still ranked in the college entrance examination, and applied for any university I could get into. My family background was very ordinary, but I spent tens of thousands on the college entrance examination! Is it Kege? Or is it sad? In today's society, college students may not necessarily be useful, but having money is the way to go! Eat well, wear well, have fun, and be surrounded by beautiful girls. Even if you are ugly, as long as you have money: "I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle!" "This logic, if Chairman Mao were still alive, I would not be done with you even if I didn't kill you ten thousand times!" But the truth is, it really speaks louder than words! On a dating show on a well-known TV station, a college student has graduated and is currently starting a business. He is very handsome. When he comes on, the female guest’s lights are almost all on. When she mentions that she has no car, no house, and no assets, all the lights go off. ! Then a bald man came up. He was really tragic in appearance, but he had tens of millions of dollars in assets. In the end, he lit up 10 lights! Do men really like other people? Even a fool can see it: hypocritical, pretentious, and unworthy of beating! But when I was attending a college cram school some time ago, there was a teacher whose knowledge I really admired. He taught Chinese. He was the one who wrote the Chinese test paper for the second year of high school last year. When he taught us, he used famous classical Chinese sentences and poems. He used famous phrases. I have nothing to say. I really admire him from the bottom of my heart! His famous saying: "All you need to know is how you got here, but you don't know how you got there!" How insightful! Okay, it’s already over 1,000 words. Teacher, you’re in trouble. No matter how many points you give, I’ve already been admitted to college! However, I would like to thank the five primary school students. One in junior high school, a Chinese teacher I haven’t seen in high school! Finally, I wish the marking teacher: good health, happy family, abundant financial resources, and happy marking! ∩_∩Anhui's "zero-score essay" has appeared online. Teacher: It should be a spoof. June 12, 2010 09:21 Source: Zhongan Online Author: Rich Second Generation Selection: Intern Zhu Lei News from Dongfang.com on June 12 : On the two days of June 9th and 10th, before the college entrance examination marking in various provinces including Anhui Province officially started, more than ten college entrance examination "zero score essays" from Anhui and across the country appeared online. The reporter found that some of them were jokes by candidates, as well as spoofs by Internet writers. In this regard, teachers in our province who have participated in the college entrance examination marking said: The college entrance examination marking is a very serious matter, and the essay will not be given zero points easily. After the college entrance examination, the entire society, including the candidates, needs to relax, but it should not be excessive. Pranks become a trend. Four Anhui “zero-score essays” are now online. This year’s Anhui college entrance examination essay requires candidates to understand a poem and write it based on the philosophy. In surveys conducted by Sina, NetEase and other major portal websites, Anhui's college entrance examination essay questions this year topped the list of "most difficult essays". On the 11th, the marking teachers in our province began to evaluate the Chinese language test papers for the college entrance examination. But what the marking teachers did not expect was that many so-called "zero score" essays on the Anhui College Entrance Examination had surfaced. The reporter browsed some well-known forums and post bars and found that Anhui alone had four essays that scored "zero points" in this year's college entrance examination.

A so-called "zero score" essay in Anhui titled "囧——Inexplicable" has a rather ironic tone: "If you don't plant water chestnuts in places with deep water, the wheat will be flooded!" The author of the article also relied on "adapting measures to local conditions" to jump in thinking. Reminiscent of the popular TV dating shows, "In today's society, money is king!", "'I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle!' In fact, it really wins. "Excellent in eloquence!" Another Anhui "zero score" essay was full of words such as "CS" and "picking up girls." "After three years of hard work, I finally completed the seemingly beautiful and destructive education in high school." The New Year has made me deeply familiar with it: without the teacher’s scolding, I will live as long as I live; without the mountain of homework, I will CS to the end; without the security guard’s sympathy and release, I will not survive; without the rejection of a woman after confessing to her, I will be confident to the end!” The third essay is full of regrets, because the essay questions given by the teacher are not related at all: “The Chinese teacher gave us the questions before the college entrance examination, and said that most of the college entrance examination essays are closely related to current affairs, so write more Some thoughts, such as my thoughts on the Fourth Sports Festival being held in Hefei, my thoughts on Foxconn’s Twelve Jumps, and my thoughts on the earthquake in Yushu this year, should we also set out with emotion... After reading this topic, I felt very sad for our Chinese teacher. …” All parties responded to the spoof essay “It’s boring if you read it too much.” Zhang Linghua, a teacher from a middle school in Bengbu, our province, said that the “zero score essays” that have been widely circulated on the Internet in recent years are nothing more than cynical, cynicism, and making fun of the college entrance examination. type. "These types of compositions are either written by talented Internet writers to satirize reality, or they are purely ridiculing and spoofing." Teacher Zhang said that in the "post-college entrance examination" period, candidates can and should relax appropriately and occasionally ridicule and vent. It is understandable, but this kind of composition is boring if you read it too much. It is not suitable to follow the trend, let alone excessive. After reading these so-called "zero-score essays", some candidates also commented: "It's fake at first glance! It's too extreme. There is no need to regard the college entrance examination as a place to vent!" However, some teachers believe that despite the Internet The trend of spoofing is becoming more and more popular, but it also reflects some problems existing in current Chinese education and the lack of traditional cultural education. The marking teacher said he would not give zero marks easily. Yesterday, a teacher who had participated in college entrance examination marking for many years told reporters that the so-called "zero-score essays" and "full-score essays" on the Internet are just entertainment and do not need to be taken seriously. The teacher said that generally speaking, essays are not easily awarded zero points. "In the past few years, our province's criterion for zero-point essays generally does not allow plagiarism of the original text, that is, 'Plagiarism of previous modern reading materials will be treated with 0 points.'" Moreover, two teachers corrected a candidate's essay and received a zero. The possibility of points is even smaller. "The teacher said that from the perspective of the college entrance examination marking procedure, special papers such as full marks and ultra-low marks (including zero marks) need to be jointly judged by the subject leaders, "How can there be so many 'zeroes'? Sub-composition'? " In this regard, a relevant person from the Provincial Department of Education also made it clear that zero-score essays on the Internet are not trustworthy. He introduced that our province's college entrance examination marking management is strict, and the monitoring at the marking site is stricter than the college entrance examination examination room. "During the marking process, The Provincial Examination Authority implements full supervision, and has set up cameras, mobile phone jammers, etc. at the marking site to remotely monitor the marking site, and teachers can have a panoramic view of every move. "Bringing copies of zero-score essays or full-score essays is strictly prohibited by policy. "(Wu Jing, Ma Qibing) Extended reading Lei! The essay title is called "Summary Emperor" A few days ago, a netizen was called the "Summary Emperor" because he made a spoof summary of this year's college entrance examination essays. He used recent hot news The incident corresponds to the college entrance examination essay questions in various places this year, which is quite shocking.

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