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Guo Degang's cross talk lines Guo Degang's classic cross talk lines

1. Flight 9014 departs from Daxizhimen to Daxing Huangcun. The fare is 5 yuan. Please board the flight. You said how interesting this is. The flight attendant stood there and shouted, "Come on, get on, get on, there's a big seat, there's a big seat."

2. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say it.

3. The sage has taught us: Don’t touch the solid food of the owner.

4. God is sitting there smoking.

5. My father is a martial arts practitioner. He is famous in the world of martial arts. He is not a snitch, he can fly on grass with unparalleled qinggong. It's the second floor. He can go up as soon as he steps on it. He runs here and there and just somersaults there. There is no door or lock that can stop him. You can open any lock just by looking at it, you know? Even if it's the lock on the bank, look, you can poke a stick of celery through it.

6. I will also get a plasma TV. I will ask a friend to save one for me. It's as big as a wall! Big TV, Motorola! ...There was no one around, and the TV made a sound: The TV you are watching is not in the service area!