2. What is your name?
3. The bride takes care of the man instead of the old mother.
4, the demon is unscrupulous and arrogant.
Men are used for living, not for decoration.
6. Sorry, I have to go home. My wife is ovulating.
7. There are three beliefs in a person's life, beliefs. Hope. Love.
8. People should live in the present and don't think about things that haven't happened.
9. Time is the best sulfuric acid to corrode false petty bourgeoisie.
10, if you don't do it again, it's double insurance. If you work hard, you will definitely get something.
1 1. My period hasn't come yet, and my chest is swollen to death. Honey, come and rub it for me!
12, what is love? Love is telling a little lie at the right time and moving the other person to death.
13, a good horse with a good saddle, and a good woman with a luxurious meal. For people like Mei Xiaohu, crayfish is enough.
14, I'm pregnant now, I really can't go in, it will hurt my little tadpole.
15, take off? How to take it off? Take off your underwear and show your chest. Mom, no breasts, not a few.
16, what we lack is not fate, but the distance of that step, embracing each other and retreating to the world.
17, I don't need money to decorate myself anymore, so money means nothing to me.
18. In a country where primitive animal nature is not bound and the law is powerless, a woman who is not strong is heaven.
Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow.
20, women are like clothes, brothers are like brothers, but you can't help but let me wear clothes! You can't leave me naked.
2 1, should be evenly distributed, increase the probability of pregnancy. Every time we do it, we draw a circle on this form, and if we don't do it, we put a cross.
22. If you have a boyfriend, don't ask him where to meet. That's the root of the quarrel. Just ask him to pick you up at home.
23. If we had known this ending early, we would have lived without scruple like husband and wife and saved money to buy condoms for many years. Condoms are quite expensive.
24. The words "Southeast, Northwest" are abstract words in women's minds, which are juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.
25. If it were you, you wouldn't leave, because you wouldn't want to hang your pearls that have been ground for half a lifetime around someone else's neck to show off.
26. Women talk mostly to themselves; If you listen attentively, you will be insane, and in the end you will be as worried as they are.
27. Marriage is a mistake, divorce is a consciousness, remarriage is a fallacy, remarriage is stubborn, having children is a big mistake, and one can't delay anything.
28. I think I have a heart of compassion. I couldn't bear to step on a Xiao Qiang when passing by the roadside. At best, I suffocated it with ether.
29. Women's wrinkles are laugh lines. The more you laugh, the deeper the lines. Yours is not deep enough, because you laugh less. Be happy every day and become an old lady early.
30. Unmarried women are Yan and free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck, followed by a string.
3 1, a person can bear money debts, but not emotional debts. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion.
32. She can't guarantee that she will eventually exchange the companionship and dedication of her youth for your success. Will you share it with her? This is why girls nowadays are very realistic and utilitarian.
Time is like a river, it can only flow forward and cannot turn back. People can't step into different rivers at the same time, and they can't have all the happiness. Now that it's over, let it go with the wind.
34. When I reached middle age, I turned myself in and shared all my inner needs and thoughts. For the first time, I deeply understood the so-called spring silkworm to death. From the young people who are taken care of, they have officially entered the middle age of dedication.
35. In this world, men are trees and women are lights. A tree can't have several lamps, but one lamp can illuminate several trees. Therefore, between men and women, it is men who must be careful, not women!
36. Marriage is actually a shackle, whether willing or unwilling. Once you put it on, you will take the initiative to disarm and give up your freedom because of your existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences.
I found that this wife was as special as her mother in the end? Vilti. Is that why I'm looking for a wife? This may not be your purpose of finding a wife, but it must be your mother's purpose of finding a wife Otherwise, if I get married, how can I be called a "bride"?
38. Why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain!
39, alas! You young people! Never suffered. We said there that sweet potatoes should always be prepared in the cellar and some old rice should always be put in the granary. It takes three steps to take one step. No children yet. If you have children, moving is all money. You have to be prepared in advance.
40. My mother's life experience is taught to you for free. Men should have ability, not good-looking, but personality! Nice trouble! Character is in trouble! Is Napoleon short? King! Beautiful men are useless, beautiful women are vases, and vases can still sell for a few dollars. What a fart! Do you understand what I said?
4 1, well, it's better to laugh for a thousand days than to be kind to you. I don't know my daughter well. What a bitch. Go ahead, go ahead. I just hope you can come back to me without crying in the future. Well, you just haven't suffered from your mother-in-law. If you are really lucky, that's my blessing. I'm afraid you are a smiling tiger. Don't spit bones when eating.
42. For a while, I wandered with many young people and suddenly found myself getting old, until the children called me a teacher and came to ask my advice. They chatted in the office, but they didn't come. I was alone. I like these children very much, and I sincerely hope that everything will go smoothly in their lives with less twists and turns.
43. Do you know how many marriages are maintained when the relationship between husband and wife has broken down, because marriage has become an economic carrier. If we want to separate, it means the division of property, the division of flesh and blood, and the division of social relations. The relationship between husband and wife can end, but the outcome of other relationships is very complicated. Many people give up because of entanglement, and only choose superficial maintenance.