Zhu Kaishan: Son of a bitch, children, we have left our hometown ... Come on, let's kowtow, don't forget that this is the place where you were born and raised ... (The pain of leaving your hometown is all in this sentence. )

The essay and the essay are dating. The essay talks about a serial ● judge lu digs his heart. The essay says, "My mother, you don't want to dig my heart out, do you?" (Simple, honest and lovely)

That article is lazy and doesn't want to learn about farming. The essay says, "That's all superstition. It's also said that it's not good to farm at night. Which night are we free?" (Husband and wife love each other, which makes people envy)

Zhu Kaishan's theory of wiping paper-

"The reputation of our Zhu family has been spread to Wudang and thrown into the toilet. We have to pick it up, wash it, dry it, bask it in the sun for a few days, and let the snow and ice in the old winter freeze back and forth for a few times. You can take it back and smell it, and there may be a smell.

Chuanwen scolded, Chuanwu, you weren't beaten by anyone. Wenniang jumped out of the room and shouted, "Chuanwen, who are you cursing?" Me and your dad are not people? Hit the pot and say the pot, hit the pot and say the pot, ... His father, you let the boss scold us like this? Huh? Don't put a fart? " (Shandong bitch, tough!)

The article cried and said, "Sir, the wife can't live any longer, and her whole body is sore and her bones are cracked. Please pinch and press the button quickly, or the wife won't be able to endure the morning!" (The writing is not wonderful, it depends on the manner and tone.)

Wen Niang said, "This eldest daughter-in-law, although she is a well-educated woman, is a little stupid, but she is also happy." The article poked its head out of the door and asked, "Mom, what is two?" (Niu Gege is so cute)

That article gambled for the Zhujiajian family and refused to return, and Wen's mother complained-

"I have already read it. This daughter-in-law is a useless thing and will cause trouble sooner or later. There is also the jade book of the third child, holding a newspaper all day, with a small mouth, new ideas, to liberate, to solve her mother's smelly feet! Two chopsticks are generally long, and they are scraps in the morning and evening. " "I don't know where a wing has gone, this piece of junk is junk, so you can build a fence."

The article said, "I'll go out and look for this scrap, at least I can put up a fence to prevent wild dogs or something."

Nawen gambled with Lao Hai. He smiled and said, "You don't know where I am?" (Ha-ha, a typical silly girl in the Qing Dynasty)

That article is a classic line of gambling:

I was born in Gege, and just over a hundred days later, the old prince held me on the table to play cards. At the age of three, he asked me to touch the cards. At the age of four, my hometown taught me the way to play cards. At the age of five, I could play number 29. Two dice were more obedient than my son, and I touched three cards without looking at me. Either the chicken doesn't dare to give me two cakes, or the east wind doesn't dare to give me a red prize. I don't need to look at the cards when they fall to the ground. Anyway, look at your eyes and I will know what you want to play with ... with you? This is a compliment to you! "

Here's a classic of Niu Gege:

When I hold a small handless cup, I just want to shout-left and right maids, Dan Xian will serve, servants will go up and down, listen carefully, and watch me get drunk, and when Four Treasures of the Study comes, I will wave a poem and get drunk with the moon, how can I get a good word ...

Also, Niu Gege takes a photo in that posture. "(I also want to be fried)

That education show:" Alas, you are also finished, you are messing with him! ..... As a soldier for a year, the old sow The Story Of Diu Sim, a QiuBa you didn't let him tempted? ..... A woman has no ability to seduce a man. Is that still a woman? "

The two of them turned to the lyrics of "The Grand West Chamber"

A bright moon shone in the west chamber, and the 28 beauties dressed up skillfully. Three invited Zhang Sheng to dinner, and no one jumped on the white wall. Mrs. Wugeng knew that Liuhuaban tortured Yingying to interrogate the matchmaker, and the Qixi daring ceremony was held, and Ye Xiang fell in front of the Babao Hall ... (Be sure to listen and talk, I am from Hebei, and I love it very much. (supporting her husband, what a good daughter-in-law)

Zhu Kaishan smiled and said, "Never play chess with strangers. Anyone sitting at the chessboard has sixteen children in his hand. Do you know which way he is superior? Don't treat anyone as a rotten sweet potato, you can step on it and kick it. He has only one pawn left, and he will arch you to death! This is called real people don't show up, showing up is not real people! (Li Dazui's words-keep a low profile! Keep a low profile )

Zhu Kaishan: His surname is Pan, not only riding the Baba on our heads, but he finished it and asked us to say that his Baba was delicious! (With the theory of wiping paper, it is natural to have the theory of Rababa.)

Master Pan: I just like beef that is stiff (don't eat it if it's chewy)

Restaurant owner: white wine is green onions, and one cup is worth two cups.

Biography: One onion makes a winter (it turns out that onions can also strengthen the yang, so let's eat)

Restaurant owner: I didn't know that gold and silver wouldn't be exchanged, but it was nonsense to know! (Teach disciples to starve to death, master, words of wisdom, remember! )

Sanjiang Town: ... The Zhujiajians saved my life twice, but how can I pay it back! (Only men say this)

The essay bounced over, grabbed it, and whispered with a smile, "What a skill you are, flying out with wings?"

"put your conscience right" (how many people in this world can put their conscience right? ),

After the earthquake in Sanjiang, Xianer said, "I'll still be a beard!" (Strong-willed, Xianer really has the talent to be a bandit)

When Lao Zhu returned to his hometown in Shandong, someone told him, "Those who made the journey to the East have a strong wind under their feet when they come back, and they are anxious for Kaka to go home ...", and the pace of coming back is "it's because they are too hesitant to move their legs and don't want to leave their hometown." (sad, speechless)

the third son of Lao Zhu's education: it doesn't hurt for Sun to sell his grandfather Tian Xin (governance saying, the family is rich for three generations)