1. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2. Use your real name to tell lies in reality, and use a pseudonym to tell the truth online.

3. Only when there is a long queue can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon." ??

4. Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers! The greatest tragedy in life is not replying even if you are happy after reading a post!!

5. Children treat toys as friends, and adults treat friends as toys.

6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the unwillingness of the tree to retain them?

7. Big birds can be found in any forest! ??

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life to get one pass in this life."

I would rather exchange one pass in the next life for 500 looks back in this life.

10. Rich people eventually get married.

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes. ??

12. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

13. Count money until your hands cramp, and sleep until you wake up naturally!

14. I am ugly but I am durable! ??

15. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl... ??

16. God has deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful!

The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

17. The one riding the white horse may not be the prince, it may be Tang Monk; the one with wings It doesn’t have to be an angel, it could be a birdman!

18. Zi said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

19. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly... >

20. I want to fall in love prematurely, but it’s too late...

21. Others’ failure is my happiness! ??

22. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again. ??

23. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is born, so no one should pretend to be arrogant!

24. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person! ??

25. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay? ??

26. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil! ??

27. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money! ??

28. It is not scary to meet a group of rogues on the Internet, but the scary thing is to run into a bunch of rogue software.

29. I thought I was decadent, but it turned out that I was! ??

30. What is love in the world? The sage replied: "Trash!" ??

31. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! ??

32. As far as your thoughts go, get away from me! ??

33. We are not afraid of gangsters, but we are afraid that gangsters are educated...

34. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage, or use banknotes! ??

35. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human! ??

36. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

37. Like is a light love; love is a deep liking!

38. Not bad! People are forced out. ??

39. I love you! What does it have to do with you? ??

40. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine! ??

41. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

42. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

43. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt!

44. Back then, if you didn’t go to college, you would be poor for the rest of your life, but now, if you go to college, you will be poor immediately.

45. Customers are not God, customers are just fooled.