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1. He doesn’t feel uncomfortable anyway. As long as he is free, he will not care about my feelings.

2. Perhaps the most beautiful love in the world is that you like him and he likes you, but you don’t Not together.

3. Why is my mind filled with your face, your smile, and your eyes?

4. Every time I talk to you about topics that even I find boring, it’s just because I want to say a few more words to you.

5. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident.

6. The so-called invulnerability is just numbness.

7. Life is indeed colorful, but it turns black when I mix it together.

8. I would rather be a fool for the rest of my life than experience the desolation of this world. . .

9. You meet someone. Then your life will change forever

10. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of woman. If he doesn't love you enough, you need to be an almighty woman.

11. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I’ll become a dog and ignore you.

12. Choose not to know people you shouldn’t know. If you don’t shout pain, it doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t feel it. If you don’t ask for it, you don’t necessarily have no expectations.

13. Dependence is terrible. Once you fall into it, as soon as that person leaves, you will feel that life is lack of oxygen and you can't breathe.

14. The so-called best friend who is like a pig is buying shoes and buying a pair of shoes with the same foot.

15. Although I want to say that it is better to meet each other than to miss each other, I still use the word "meeting". It is better to advise yourself by remembering.

16. The stories that make me hysterical are always other people’s stories in movies

17. I have seen people grow old together, but I have never seen people who are still in love

18. My world doesn’t need too many people to understand it. If you understand it, that’s fine!

19. How do you say it and how do I listen to it, even with my toes? I don’t even want to believe it

20. Even if you turn to ashes for him, he will blow you away

21. An honest enemy is better than a hypocritical one Friends

22. We were all fine afterwards, and no one thought of the other again.

23. The reason why I still miss you is that I can’t let go of some memories.

24. Because we are too young, breaking up is a counter-proposition that we have to do.

25. Don’t be a bad guy, it’s a waste of your sneaky eyes.

26. What makes me sad is that you are asking me what I am sad about. What I am afraid of is saying what I am afraid of.

27. You keep saying that you are sorry, but you are still free and easy. You are worthy of me if you ignore me

28. I am so expensive, you paid it in installments

29. The most uncomfortable thing is that we have been separated, but you are still in my memory Arrogant in the middle

30. During the Spring Festival, adults play mahjong and children play everywhere. How can we be embarrassed if we are neither big nor small and have no objects?

31. As we get older , it’s not that we lost some friends, but that we learned who our true friends are.

32. Xiansen, please take your hands away, you are really soiling my clothes.

33. Anyone who doesn’t prepare New Year’s money for his wife is not a good man.

34. I am not a genius because I have never worn Quesnel diapers.

35. I cried to death, but you floated up, and my tears drowned you.

36. Those who are trapped by love are second-rate, the key is to find the key to the prison.

37. I already have you in my heart, and I don’t want you no matter how good you are.

38. No matter how uncomfortable it is, as long as I have your approval, everything will disappear

39. There is a long road in the world called a dream, and a very high wall. It’s called reality

40. Not conspicuous enough.

Not unruly enough. Not arrogant enough. Because I have always been an ordinary and peaceful "woman".

41. My tolerance made my understanding become an excuse for some people to take advantage of others

42. No matter what the ending is, I still love you, and this will never change

43. No matter how domineering a person is, he is as fragile as thin ice in the face of weakness

44. No matter what happens, it should not be a reason for us to give up! .

45. The most distressing thing is when my parents said to me: Since you left, we can just eat whatever we want.

46. Love is when you stab me with a knife, I smile at you and say, luckily it’s not close to my heart.

47. The consequence of random thoughts is to drive yourself to despair