Listening shows: "Your moon, my heart". I'm the good guy. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. If you have anything interesting, please dial the number: 8008208820 at any time, and then turn the "2" key. Today, Xiaoxian will talk to you about hypertension. So ~ ~, what is hypertension? Hypertension is
Ceng Xiaoxian: It's evening 12. Welcome to the program: Your Moon, My Heart. A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian. If you want to communicate, please broadcast 8008208820 and press 2. Today, Xiaoxian talks to you about hypertension. So, what is hypertension? Hypertension is ...
Hu Yifei: I know, I know, hypertension is a kind of.
In at least two or more readings on different dates after the initial screening, blood pressure was found to be higher than normal.
(Hanging up and secretly saying: Ceng Laoshi forgot his lines, haha.
~ but only one of them, I don't know where the others are. )
Hu Yifei (calling): I know about high blood pressure. It means that blood pressure is higher than normal under normal circumstances. (hang up the phone and secretly say:
Ceng Laoshi forgot his lines, haha ~ but there is only one, and I don't know where the others are)
Ceng Xiaoxian (helpless): Yifei, you are very, very smart! The next minute,
We'll talk about
(Phone rings again)
What's wrong now? My ratings are very high. What about you?
You shouldn't always call in. Yifei ~! Please ~
Ceng Xiaoxian (helpless): Yifei, you are so smart! Then let's talk about ... (Phone rings again)
What's going on now? My listening rate is so high, don't always take the other line, it's also Philippine!
Hu Yifei: No, no, it's urgent! Zi Qiao and Rong Lisa broke up,
he
Hu Yifei: No, it's urgent! Zi Qiaogang broke up with Lisa Rong lisa, and he ...
Ceng Xiaoxian: Oh ~! No ~ no ~ what should I do? I can't
Got a promotion! I must talk to Zi Qiao about it! Zi Qiao, you can't ~ you can't ~
Zhanbo: Me, Che ~ I'm Zhanbo!
Zhanbo: I'm a car. I'm Zhanbo.
(Meijia kicked Lv Ziqiao)
(Meijia kicks Lv Ziqiao)
Mr. Zeng: His vision is blurred and he is dizzy. This is a symptom of hypertension.
Ceng Xiaoxian: He has blurred vision and is top-heavy, which is one of the symptoms of hypertension.
Hu Yifei: Joe, are you pretending? Do you want to take advantage of our sympathy for you? (plop ~ ~ ~)
Hu Yifei: Joe, you're not pretending, are you? You want to use us to be nice to you? (Hit him)
Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, damn it! I have a bad chest pain! Actually, you hit me!
Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, are you sick? My chest hurts badly, but you still fight? !
Ceng Xiaoxian: He has chest pain, which is also a symptom of high blood pressure. Haha ~, I am a practitioner. I can diagnose.
Ceng Xiaoxian: He has chest pain, which is also a symptom of high blood pressure. Haha, I am a famous doctor! I'll diagnose the disease ~
Lv Ziqiao: Mr. Zeng, are you from the earth? I am on the verge of death because of my injury.
Lv Ziqiao: Ceng Laoshi, are you still human? It hurts me to death ~
Ceng Xiaoxian: Ah, yes, Zhan Bo, Meijia and Yifei, massage his chest right away!
Ceng Xiaoxian: Oh, by the way, Zhanbo, Meijia and Yifei, give him a chest massage quickly to relieve the pain temporarily.
Ceng Xiaoxian: No ... Actually, what should I do? My career will be ruined! Let me talk to Joe, I can't, I can't. ...
Meijia: (grabs the phone) You have no chance. He seems to be a
A little dizzy. You are talking about diseases today, aren't you? Help him!
Meijia (grabs the phone): No chance. He seems a little dizzy. Aren't you sick today? Help him quickly ~
Ceng Xiaoxian: Well, all right, let him talk.
Ceng Xiaoxian: OK, OK, let him talk.
Lv Ziqiao: Zeng Ceng Laoshi, I broke up, ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (he wants to
Fall, Zhan Bo holds him)
Mei, Meijia, do you have breasts, too?
Lv Ziqiao: Zeng, I broke up. Ah ... (I'm going to faint) (held by Zhan Bo) Mei, you have breasts! ?
Zhanbo: Me, Che ~ I'm Zhanbo!
Zhanbo: I'm a car. I'm Zhanbo.
(Meijia kicked Lv Ziqiao)
(Meijia kicks Lv Ziqiao)
Mr. Zeng: His vision is blurred and he is dizzy. This is a symptom of hypertension.
Ceng Xiaoxian: He has blurred vision and is top-heavy, which is one of the symptoms of hypertension.
Hu Yifei: Joe, are you pretending? Do you want to take advantage of our sympathy for you? (plop ~ ~ ~)
Hu Yifei: Joe, you're not pretending, are you? You want to use us to be nice to you? (Hit him)
Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, damn it! I have a bad chest pain! Actually, you hit me!
Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, are you sick? My chest hurts badly, but you still fight? !
Ceng Xiaoxian: He has chest pain, which is also a symptom of high blood pressure. Haha ~, I am a practitioner. I can diagnose.
Ceng Xiaoxian: He has chest pain, which is also a symptom of high blood pressure. Haha, I am a famous doctor! I'll diagnose the disease ~
Lv Ziqiao: Mr. Zeng, are you from the earth? I am on the verge of death because of my injury.
Lv Ziqiao: Ceng Laoshi, are you still human? It hurts me to death ~
Ceng Xiaoxian: Ah, yes, Zhan Bo, Meijia and Yifei, massage his chest right away!
Ceng Xiaoxian: Oh, by the way, Zhanbo, Meijia and Yifei, give him a chest massage quickly to relieve the pain temporarily.
They give him a massage at random. )
(People give him random massage)
Zhan Bo: Ah ~ ~ Mr. Zeng, he has a nosebleed.
Zhan Bo: Ah ~ ~ Ceng Laoshi, he has a nosebleed ~
(They are crowded and looking around. "Yes, it is nosebleeds, the blood of Lv Xiaobu." )
(Everyone hugged them and watched them for a long time. "Well, it's really nosebleeds, Lv Xiaobu's blood")
(Turning around, Zi Qiao is gone. They are looking for. He hid in the toilet. )
Looking back, Zi Qiao disappeared. Everyone went to look for him and found him in the toilet. )
Hu Yifei: Mr. Zeng, he is hiding in the toilet and won't come out. He said he urinated frequently.
Hu Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian, he's in the toilet. He won't come out. He said that he often urinates. .
Ceng Xiaoxian: Ah ~ ~ ~ Frequent urination. He is the invisible man with high blood pressure. Did he come out?
Ceng Xiaoxian: Wow, he still pees a lot. It seems that he is an invisible hypertensive patient. Is he out?
People: No ~ ~ ~
Everyone:No. 。
Zeng: Well, when he comes in, let my master educate him.
Toilet. First of all, patients with hypertension must eat a low-salt and low-fat diet.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Well, while he goes to the toilet, I'll be a teacher to educate him ~ First of all, patients with hypertension should have a low-salt and low-fat diet.
All: low in salt and fat.
Everyone: low in salt and low in fat.
Zeng: Pay attention to stress management.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Pressure regulation.
Everyone: Only one girlfriend at a time.
Everyone: You can only have one girlfriend at a time.
Zeng: Eat foods rich in minerals, such as potassium, calcium and magnesium.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Eat more foods containing minerals such as magnesium, potassium and calcium.
All: Eat carrots (Zhan), cabbage (Mei) and shells (Fei) every day.
Everyone: Eat carrots (Zhanbo), cabbage (Meijia) and shells (Yifei) every day.
Zeng: Exercise more.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Take more exercise.
Give us your car.
Everyone: Give us your car.
Zeng: Take antihypertensive drugs every day.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Take antihypertensive drugs every day.
Everyone: The medicine is on the tip of my tongue.
Everyone: the medicine never leaves the mouth.
(Zi Qiao comes back from the toilet)
(Zi Qiao comes out of the toilet)
Zi Qiao: I feel terrible. My blood pressure is very, very high. I'm dying. Give me some money, I want to go to the hospital.
Lv Ziqiao: Something's wrong with me. I have high blood pressure. I'm dying! Give me your money. I need to go to the hospital.
(People panic and give money to Zi Qiao)
People panicked and gave money to Joe.
Zi Qiao: I don't need to pay you back the money I spent on illness, do I?
(Everyone is stunned. When they go to the toilet, they find the lines left by Ceng Xiaoxian. )
(Everyone was dumbfounded, then went to the toilet and found a few lines that had been left.)
Everyone: "He won't get sick when he reads."
Everyone: He's not sick. He's just pretending to be weak like Ceng Xiaoxian's lines.
Lv Ziqiao: Haha, you can have so much money by carrying a high-voltage line! Haha ~
Zi Qiao: Haha ~ ~ ~ You can earn so much money just by reciting some lines about hypertension! I have money now! Ha ~ ha ~
(Everyone chases out): Give us our money back!
(All running after him): Pay back the money!
Ceng Xiaoxian: This story tells us that learning medical knowledge is really useful ~
Zeng: This story tells us that learning medical knowledge is really useful.
Lv Ziqiao: I went to see a doctor. You don't want me to pay back the money, do you?
(Everyone shakes their heads)
(Everyone shakes their heads)
Zeng: Do you know what investigation you are going to do and what medicine you want to buy?
Ceng Xiaoxian: Ziqiao, do you know what to do in the hospital and what medicine to take?
Zi Qiao: Of course. Calcium channel blockers,
Angiotensin converting enzyme inhibitors, vasodilators and diuretics, such as
Lv Ziqiao: Yes ~ calcium blockers, angiotensin converting enzymes, vasodilators and diuretics. . (Say that finish and run away. )
(With that, he ran away. )